CNY pics from my cam

I hope the pics aren't killing ur PC. So cute rite.............So chubby!

Food!!! 4 nights straight of this. Siau.

My Lim Peh mixing drinks.

I love the adrenaline rush that firecrackers and fireworks gives when they explode. Uncle Micheal had me light the fireworks 3 times. After lighting them, I had to run as fast as possible.

"How much did you win this CNY?"

I love this photo of me. *shameless*

I look like a plus-size model yo. Don't laugh!

And then....we went to Kampung Ayer. Can you believe it????? We actually paid the boatman 30 bucks to sit in his sampan so he can bring us for a ride around Kampung Ayer. And the worst part was I actually enjoyed it. Like WTF rite? Tiny drops of water splashing onto my new shirt is not enjoyable tho. Maybe I just like the feeling of riding a boat. I hope next time is a 20 million yacht OK. Not a fucking 200 bucks sampan.

We reached home at 9.30pm. And I quickly shower and change to go to BuffyRicky's open house.

When I got there, I wanted to look for a parking space so I reversed my car and got the front left tyre into a small longkang. I didnt see the longakng at all. It was dark OK. My car is stuck. Holy shit.....

I totally freaked out. The first thing I think of is to call AnakMuridPierre.

Me: Pare!!!!!!!! My car masuk longkang oredi!!

AMP: What? Why like this? What happen? I cannot do anything le.. I pass the phone to BuffyRicky ok... *useless rite this pare?*

Me: OK!

BR: Hello Lesley?

Me: Hello Ricky, pls help me!! My car's tyre is in the drain and I can't reverse it.

BR: Omaigod..OK, you wait. We go out now.

Me: Thank u!

So Pierre and Ricky came out. Then Gavin Lim, Aaron Cheong, Slyvester, Zulfhadli, Sebastian, Samuel Ho and then Aaron Lo arrived. They tried pushing the car but couldn't. Leonard Fu appeared and asked "Who's the skill-less driver who got her car into a drain?". He saw me standing there and said "Oh yes, it's you. Happy New Year".

And the next 10 to 15 minutes or so, the guys were talking about physics on how to move the car. Me le..? Just stand there like a damsel in distress. Sibeh useless.

Anyways, in the end they moved it and Zulfhadli parked my car inside Ricky's house compound.

Damn humiliating. But I just want to thank everyone who helped move my car. Love you banyak banyak k.

The 5th day of CNY where everyone comes back to work with a cibai face. Lucky for me, there was this lion to dong dong chiang and wake me up.

CNY Pics from my sis's cam

Hey yo........Here are the pics I have promised. Nothing much really but lotsa pics of me. Camwhore bitch.

Dunno why my face like that la.

As I have said many times, the men will gather at one place and talk abt macho things.

And the cousins. *you know la*

If you see po-po-ly, that is not my white undies OK! I was wearing a pair of nude panty.

Ya Allah, why I look so much like the mother to this baby, Adrian. And my 'daugther' is at the bottom of the pic. Adrian is much cuter in person.. The red patch on his face is an allergy reaction. It makes him feel really itchy. He is so nice to hug OK. Made me almost grab a random guy and do me so I can have my own. WTF.

My three cousins whom we are really close to.

Pregnant woman trying to be Fiddy.

Whatchulookinat?

After posting the photos, I realised that I am not photogenic at all. Unlike my sis. She can smear shit on her face and still look pretty. Me? Wear gold also useless.

I lost money argh..

From CNY Day 1 until Day 4, I have lost abt 50 bucks liau. Damn suey...

Until my auntie who is a Dragon as well told me that this year Dragons are not in luck. There will be a lot of gossips surroundings us. Many 'org keji' also. Okay, I have to go 'ta siu yan' oredi. For those who don't know what 'ta siu yan' is, it is when you draw the outline of a man, cut it out and use your shoes to smack it. Burn some joss sticks and start smacking it.

I must go buy the Lilian Too horoscope book summore. Help me, woman!!

Will post up CNY pics tomorrow or Wed. And tell you the most embarassing CNY moment that happened to me.

It's Chinese New Year Eve

and I am stuck in the office.

I mean cmon, it's CNY Eve. The boss doesn't even want to let go of the half day. Most companies are working until half day only and some also close la.

Why this particular leeeee-ttle shop is still open? Because the boss says, "What if Shell people call in the afternoon?".

-.-

I want to smack that dumbass in the head.

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I really pity every innocent customer who got trapped by the malicious boss into hearing him preach about economic, how to be a leader and world happenings. Dude, you need to take a chill pill.

Nobody wants to know abt snow in China and all that shit. I am pretty sure they are more interested in how Heath Ledger died and more gossips. If he continues on like that, he's gonna scare away all the customers.

Can't he see that the customers are totally uninterested in his speech?? Their eyes are darting left and right. And sometimes they even give me a little smile which says it all. Haha..Poor Mr Boss.

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Anyways, Happy Chinese New Year!!

Zits. Argh...

Woke up with two huge zits on my face. One on my forehead near the hairline. And one below my lower lips. I saw my reflection in the mirror and wanted to slap myself OK.

I quickly dab on some maximum power pimple gel which promises to burn the strongest and biggest of all pimples.

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Yesterday I went for a mini shopping trip, looking for leggings. The salesgirl showed me two. Both are black. However one was with diamonds stones (fake one of coz) at the bottom and one has a bit of lace and ribbon on the bottom. I liked the first one a lot but I remembered a better looking one in JX Collection. It is wholly black with lace trimmings. When I got there, it was gone. Shit...

So I went back to D Hots today to get the one with diamond stones. Alas, it was sold too. Whatthefuck. See! This is what happens when you hesitate to make a purchase. Double shit...

I got the one with the lace and ribbon. It's cute too. But I have a feeling it's gonna sit in my closet until next yr.

There are a number of items which I have bought and worn only one time or never even worn.
And there are also a number of items which I have worn so many times that ppl think that's the only clothes I have.

I guess that's just me. I prefer to wear a set of clothes over and over agn until they are not use-able. Then shop for more new clothes to wear over and over agn.

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I have no idea whether the warts are getting better or worse. The skin is peeling off and it hurts like a bitch when I wear high heels. Which is the only pair of new shoes I have for CNY. So how?

DVD Testers should be trained ya know.

Yesterday, I went nowhere and settled at home being a 'see lai' (housewife) yo.
I actually watched CSI and iron baskets of clothes at the same time. And after all that, I brought my sis to KB Bata to buy some CNY shoes.

Cibai...I think the whole of KB town came out just to bask in the noise and sweat and heat. Stupid. For some little go-kart competi-syeon. And all the burly bikers show off their sibeh noisy bikes.

Spend like an eternity to find a parking space and when we reach Bata, that bitch of a sis of mine couldn't find the pair she wants. All that for nothing. Fine lor. I drove to Seria Bata and also she couldn't find one.

We ended up going to some shoe shop in Seria Plaza. Still cannot find one. I went to get some DVDs and bought 3 of them. 17 dollars arh. I have never spent so much on DVD OK. L Word is different coz it's a series.

I saw a movie 'Meet the Spartans'. It's supposed to be a spoof on the movie '300'. Anyways, I wanted to test it. The DVD tester skipped to a part where Carmen Electra was seducing this King Leonidas. She danced around in her skimpy dress with a stupid look on her face. Her boobs almost popped out. There was a old uncle nearby. I am pretty sure he was having a massive boner from watching that.

He looked at me and then back to the screen. I looked at him. My sis looked at me. I looked back at her. My sis looked at him and then me agn. What the fuck. I bet that old man thinks I am buying some porn. Shit.

So that's why I say DVD testers shud be trained. To know which part they shud skipped to. So the buyer won't be in this kind of 'misunderstanding'. But you will say IF YOU DUN BUY THE BU 3 BU 4 DVD YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY BA. I know...but I am not buying those kind of DVD ma. It's just a spoof movie which happens to have a scene like this..............*silence*

Ya Allah, why my life like that???

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My house has SO much food that we can feed an army of 100 for a whole month OK!

You know the Taiwan lukams I have talked abt earlier? My house has 4 cases of them now. If one box has 30 lukams, then I have 120 of them to finish. Plus some XL lukams of other brand one le. Siau.......

Drinks le...So many cases of them. If you stack them up and put them beside me, sure I am shorter than the drinks.

And food! Like scared ppl dun have enough food to eat like that. Aiya...the purpose of house visiting is to get ang-pow oni ma. The food is just there to make time for small talks while the owner figure out how much money to put in the ang-pow. Depending on how well behaved the kids are. What time they come to visit.

OK. I have to go be fat-ter now. Bye.

Sorry

Your application for the job is not successful.

:D

So that means my destiny is to be an event planner. Can't fight it baby.
But they say if there is any admin post available, they will give me a call agn.
And I realised that I just wasted my past week worrying abt shit. Dayum...

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Ooooh, the red patches are fading. I shud be ready by CNY. Haha...