Tokio Hotel is so good-looking!!

I mean the lead singer. Even with his thick Goth makeup he still look so delicious!!

And the song they performed at the EMAs is really nice!

*heart flutters*

Why do I always get myself from deep shit to deeper shit?

I left my house for work at 8.00am this morning. Then there was 2 huge trucks in front of me. Since it's already late, so I took another route.

And of all days and soooo many days, the police decided that today would be the perfect day to conduct a road block. Kanina....Waited in the line for at least 15 mins when I couldn't wait anymore. Reverse the car and drive all the way back up and took the another route. Reached the office only at 8.30am. So pandai...=.="

Sigh..Why??

P/S: I oredi told WWBHUC that I am only working until the end of Feb 08. Whee...Now to look for a new job.

To think I actually felt sorry for WWBHUC....

when she fell ill last week. KNN...

Now she's back to her old self. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh......Do this arh, do that arh.....


I think Nancy don't like her very much too.

Our sitting positions has changed in the new office. I am just next to WWBHUC. OMG!!! Can die..last time only need to hear her flirting with customers when she was far away from me. But now, just next to me only. Eyer..........................

That WWBHUC seriously has NO manners AT ALL. I was chatting with AnakMuridPierre when she actually try to read my convo with him orh!! She even lean onto my table just to get a glimpse! Where got such ppl one?????? I want to beat the shit outta her small beady eyes and pimple pores!!!!!
So now I turn my monitor away from her just a lil bit so that she can't see much coz of reflection/lighting/apalah.

I went home and complained to my sis.

Me: I want to beat her! No manners at all.
Sis: Sigh...Was there ever a day you dun want to beat her?? Everyday you also want to beat her la!
Both: LOL.

Note to myself:

Remember to check if you have any money at all in your wallet before stepping into a shop.

My sis fucking doesn't know who Lance Armstrong is.

We were taking a walk outside when I saw a cyclist go by.

Me: I want to be able to ride a bike. We have a bike at home. But none of us know how to ride it except for Lim Peh and Lau Bu.
Me: I want to ride a bike as fast as Lance Armstrong so that I can zoom past you when you are walking. Hahaha..
Sis: *gives me a strange face*.....urm, yeah.
Me: You know who is Lance Armstrong rite?
Sis: Ya!

And then she proceed to use her hand to imitate a rocket being launched into outer space.

Wahliu.....*smacks forehead*

I pushed her head when she did that.

Sis: Wei....! Why you pushed my head? Not him meh????
Me: NO LAH......That is Neil Armstrong la.
Sis: Orh...orh..orh...so Lance is the cyclist la.

Oh mai gawd!!

Huh? WTH...

I went shopping in Bandar yesterday. For working clothes. After so many months of working, I decided to buy a proper skirt for work. The one that screams office lady.

I was just browsing thru all the shops until I saw SUMMER. It's not a very new store but I never enter it. Lotsa dresses and tops. I was just about to leave the shop when I saw the perfect skirt. It's black (duh..) with faint white vertical stripes. I just had to try it on. Fits just nice except that it's a bit long so I had to pull the skirt all the way up to my waist. My sis said it makes me looks longer (ehem..thinner). So I HAD to buy it la. And it costs 28.80 only.

My last stop was at the new Hua Ho in Sengkurong. There's a shop named Mythos Sdn Bhd (i think) and the owners are some Arabians/ Egyptians. The clothes they sell are so vibrant in colour. Loud and colourful. Definitely a change from the usual black/white/brown. So I went inside and browse thru. One of the owners approached me.

Owner: Do you know how much these clothes are??
Me: *didn't hear him (honestly)*
Sis: Wei, he's talking to you arh.
Owner: Do you know how much these clothes are??
Me: Huh? Excuse me? *thinks: WTF....do I look like I can't afford the clothes?*
Owner: *hands me a flyer* We are having a promotion. Every item in this shop is a flat 20 bucks a piece.
Me: Orh.
Me and Sis: *LOL*

Shit man...Seriously, had he meant what he said, I would have slapped him.

The dressing room was really weird. There's no mirror inside. You gotta try on the item and come out of the dressing room to take a look at yourself in the huge mirror outside. I tried on a red dress which oh-so-gorgeous but...but..it's a bit tight and all the 'lumps and humps' are visible. So yeah la..too fat.
Anyways, I bought the most gorgeous-est green shirt dress and a navy blue skirt for a total of 40 bucks. Neat!

I hope the promotion haven't end yet. I want to go back to buy the corset like thingy.

It's nice to have a change in my working environment.

I have settled into my new office. It's kinda nice although it's very much smaller. I like it that the printer is just next to me rite now so I don't have to stand up and walk all the way to the other end of the room just to print something.

Everything is still kinda messy. It shud be around a week or so before everything is cleared off.

The process of moving things from the old office to the new office damn kao paiseh-ing ok!

Becoz the new office is just behind the old one, therefore the workers had to carry their stuff (stationery/cups/books) by themselves. When I carried mine, I look exactly like those office lady yang kena fired which you can see in Hong Kong drama series. My colleague have to open the door for me lagi..Got car drive by lagi..The passengers sure thought that I was fired. *shakes head*

I had to carry a cabinet from the old office to the new one using a trolley. So the boss's little nephew had to hold the cabinet in front and I had to push the trolley. We could have been easily mistaken as a old hag pushing her trolley from dumpster to dumpster looking for unwanted rubbish with her grandson!!! Ya Allah Rabehhhhh..!

I had this in draft from Friday last week actually. Just had no time to finish it. So damn be-zi, be-zi, be-zi...

Opps...

Seems like the technicians at TelBru didn't do their jobs. All the phone lines are still not disconnected. And they said it will be done by today. Hmm.....

Starting to move our current office to the new one in the adjacent building. How unexciting..Just the next building only, better dun move.


And you know what?? I found some really cute Winnie the Pooh stickers in baby form!!! OMGSOCUTE!! Grown-ups cartoon don't look nice. Baby cartoon characters melt my steel heart everytime!!

OMGSOCUTERITE????????

Feel like carrying them up and stuff them into my pockets!

How am I going to survive without Internet at work??

From 4.30pm today onwards, the Internet connection will be cut off for maybe a week...?

OMG!!! How to kill time..??? No reading gossips columns, no more blogging at work. At least for a week. *taps fingers nervously on table*

Read books? Gotta borrow more books from the local library.

Edit: Opps.....I was wrong. The Internet will be back on Monday. Chiu.....make me kancheong for nothing. Still tomorrow is gonna be a bitch.

I want a bear hug...

My future bf/husband..this is a must-have quality.


To be able to give a big nice warm bear hug at anytime without me asking for it. Some ppl have no idea how much better a hug is than a kiss.


I want a bf...


I want someone to hold my hands...


Pls excuse this hypocrite typing. Her 'independent woman' mode is currently switched off.

Kinda funny and very stuuu-pit.

Pon And Zi..*socutecandie*

No idea why but this first pic of Pon And Zi just screams "KFed and Brits". Maybe it's the undies on the head thingy.

Staythefuckawayfrommeyoukaninacibaimonkey-phobia

I went to Shahbandar agn yesterday. Fast forward...

AnntheWaterPig, AdamtheFatPig and I, theLandPig were walking quite a distance in front of the rest of my family. We noticed that there were many monkeys around because they were rummaging thru the dustbin for food. But they quickly scampered off when we came near them. So the 3 pigs didn't think much of it. Then we came to a narrow path.

There were SO many monkeys in front. And this bunch didn't budge even though we walk slowly near them. We were starting to freak out.

We saw a monkey trying to screw another monkey however, she ran away when she saw us. The male monkey looked angry. AnntheWaterPig suggested that we turn back and walk back to the rest of the family. I couldn't agree more. The 3 pigs start to walk back. We heard a cry from one of the monkeys and the next second I know, we were running for our damn lives. I'll tell you this, I have never run this fast in my life before.

I didn't dare to look back just in case of them jump onto my face. We came to a fork-path and I took the other lane while the 2 pigs ran the other direction to the rest of the family!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point, I was like "Shit. I am so gonna die for sure!".

Why didn't I run to the family as well, you might ask? As you can see, if I turn right, I will run into the monkeys. So better dun risk it. I'll just run straight.
Thank God when the monkeys saw more ppl coming, they stop chasing. And I stopped running too. And do you know what happened next????

My aunt and LauBu started to laugh at me!!!!! Where got this kind of family one orh???

"HAHAHAHAAHH...You looked like a white colour ball rolling awaywith super sonic speed!!! HAHAHAH..So funny".
"You run so fast like the landlady from KungFu Hustle. HAHAHAHAHA!!"

FUNNY MEH??? -.-"

See whether you'll run like this too if you're chased by a bunch of fucking monkeys!!

And can you believe that they laugh at me all the way from Bandar back home?*pulls face*

In the car, the pigs were asking why did we start running in the first place?

LandPig: I didn't look back at all. I just heard a monkey cry and start to run la.I was really scared! And the moment I got separated from you guys, I lagi takut!!

WaterPig: Once I heard that, I also start to run la.

FatPig: I looked back and saw them started to chase us so that's why I run also. I think they chased us becoz we kacau one of them having ahem ba..

NO WONDER LA...........

:(

My Yakult is terpelanting to the floor just now...
All because of the stupid plastic covering the Yakult.
Tried to tear them open and in the end, PLING BLING BLANG!!

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I have been slacking like a fat pig. Everyday eat only. I haven't jog for a week oredi. Hmph....

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Going to Miri later but I only have RM8 in my wallet now and I dunno if I can make it to the ATM. Like this how to go to Miri? Buy what? If want to buy some drinks, how? No money wor...Just smell saja la..Or swallow my own saliva la.

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My hair is in serious need of grooming. But I gotta wait til CNY next yr coz I'm growing my hair rite now. It's still far from the long, luscious, thick hair I HAD back last year before Small Helen butchered my hairdo. Gave me layers and layers and more layers. Thus my long, luscious, thick hair was GONE. Poof..!!

Hopefully, I'll stumbled upon some magic hair potion which'll give me instant long hair. Or I can go for the next best thing. Extensions!!

Swimming lessons..Noooo...............

I am so not interested in swimming lessons now. Maybe coz I suck at breast stroke and I can't force myself all the way down to the very bottom of the 2.6m deep pool.

And my period came at the wrong time! It came 2 weeks ago. Unfortunately, it seems like the swimming instructors decided they wanted to celebrate Hari Raya for an extra 2 weeks. So swimming lessons=nada!

The blood kenot hold on for another two weeks meh?? Must break down so fast??

Every Friday, I'll pray for either my period to come or for it to rain heavily. No rain never mind. Just need to have teeny weeny spark of lightning can oredi. The lessons will be cancelled.

*kneels on floor and pray gao gao*

Nothing starts a day better than..

a good bowl of my fav cereal, Cocoa Frosties with cold Dutch Lady Strawberry Milk!! Mmmm.... :)

I went to SupaSave and saw my fav thing. A pack of Yakult with all the drinks having the same colour, white to be exact. I like the original flavour the best and it's not everyday you get them all in a pack. It's always a pack of green, orange, purple and white. It lifted my spirits almost immediately okay.

And the fact that I am going to get a new watch too!!

And I finally got myself the mp3 transmitter coz my laubeh small car only has radio and the CD player already condemned like 100 yrs ago. So not fair lo...The Land Crusier gets everything. It has DVD and CD player, TV and playstation. WTF.....
Anyways....Yeah..!! Now I can drive around with nice songs playing.

I am VERY angry today.

Early in the morning just before I go to work, my Lim Peh had to talk abt this.

"Why must you do event management? Aren't there any other options?"

Fuck man! Haven't I told him millions and millions of times that of course there are other options BUT I don't like them. I am NOT interested in becoming a doctor/engineer/accountant/teacher/lawyer/police/whatever shit.

I was so angry that I actually thought abt finishing all my money I have saved for the past 8 months in a shopping spree. If I can't go to Sydney, what's the point in saving all the money??

Hmph...Mark my words! If I still cannot go to Sydney by Feb, I'll quit my job here in Comosi. I'll just stay at home and do nothing la...At least no need to see WWBHUC's face arh!

And today. I had to deal with some sucky laubeh files. The company is so kiamsiap that they don't wan to spend more money on better files and would rather reuse faulty files which metal lock wouldn't closed properly.

ARGHHHHH.................................!!!!!!

I dun care anymore. I am going to buy the Esprit watch I have been eyeing for a month now. It's only 200 bucks anyways..Hmph..and to think I'm being thoughtful to save for my days in Sydney!

Eve, The Apple of my Eye by Bell X1

You left it, I sent it
I want it back
You left it, I sent it
I want it back

If I had you here, I'd clip your wings
Snap you up and leave you sprawling on my pin
This plan of mine is oh so very lame
Can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

You left, I died,
I went and you cried
You came, I think
But I never really know
I've served my time
I've watched you climb
The wrong incline
But what do I know

Accept it, Don't let it
Turn the screw
Accept it, And let it
Scream back at you

Now this applies both equally to you and I
The only thing we share
Is the same sky
These empty metaphors
They're all in vain
Like can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

In the garden Snake was a charmin'
And Eve said let's give it a try
Now lead us not into temptation
But no matter how hard I try
When in the garden and Snake is a charmin'
And Eve says let's give it a try
Eve is the apple of my eye

And I lie behind you
And a cradle you in the palm of me
And I pat your hair down
I think will we sink or swim?
'Cause we could do either on a whim

This song is from The OC Season 2.

I want to be a mom!!

After seeing so many pregnant women running around KB and Seria, I have this weird desire to be pregnant ASAP. Siau rite..?? Maybe it's what they called the maternity instincts/mood kicking in..??

I am reli looking forward to the day when I have a big tummy of my own. Well, actually I have one now, just that there's nothing useful inside. I want a big tummy with my own child in it. However, am so not excited for the day it decides to pop out. Picturing myself lying on a bed with my legs spread open while the doctor gets to see my nok nok is just..........>.<

Infact, when my sis and I were younger, we always play 'pregnant lady about to pop and doctor'.
I would lay on the bed(with my legs open big big la...) screaming and yelling and my sis would say something like, "I can see the head..!! P-U-S-HHHHHH.....!!!!".

I dun understand why some of the pregnant ladies would want to wear extremely huge and shapeless clothes with nasty colours. Even if you're pregnant, you shud take some time to prep yourself up and make urself look nice.

There's this shop selling 'hip'/'modern' maternity clothes in Hua Ho Manggis. I never dared to enter the shop even though I really wanted to. I dun want the salesgirls to go, " Not even pregnant. What for you come in orh? Can you even afford these clothes?? Dun waste my time".... =.="

I like to have 2 boys and a girl. The two boys must come first so their lil sis will have 2 bros to protect her. I feel it's better to have 2 boys coz you know, just in case if one turns out to be gay then he has another brother to continue on the family name ma. If both are gay, then amtiau la..

Girls have to follow their husband's name anyways so 1 is enuf. I am so gonna spoil her and let her be the princess of the family. LOL....

Ok. Decision reached. My husband must listen to me rearding this la. Motherhood will be coming in 10 yrs time!!

Bitch VS Bitch. It's ON!!!.

WWBHUC gave me a list of employees' names working in the WOP department. My job = type out the names onto individual separate stickers. Did everything and stuck them onto the 100 envelopes.

There are 100 names and 100 envelopes. After checking all the envelopes, she found out I made mistakes on 4 names and in addition, I've stuck 9 extra stickers (9 names were not supposed to be printed). So i peeled the 9 extra stickers from the envelopes. It tore the envelopes but I DUN CARE.

3 of the mistakes are really my fault la..but one of them is just stupid.

Original name is Abdul Rahman XYZ. I wrote Abd Rahman XYZ.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ORH???????She first day living in Brunei ha??


So I had to open the document with the stupid PC which loves to hang and typed in the 'correct' name agn. Fine lor...

I printed the correct names and stick them on top the first sticker (the one with the wrong names). And becoz you know la, the company wants to save costs so all the material also sibeh laubeh.
After sticking the second sticker on top of the first sticker, the first one can still be clearly seen. I noticed that but I pretended I didn't. I knew she is gonna complain but I just love to make things difficult for her. Finished everything and put them on her table.

Sure enuf...ten minutes later,

WWBHUC: Eh Lesley, you stick the second sticker on top of the first one arh??
Me: Ya.
WWBHUC: But can see the first sticker orh..
(What she reli means is she wants me to peel off both the stickers from the 4 envelopes, print the label stickers agn and stick them onto the envelopes)
Me: Ya meh?
WWBHUC: Ya. Why didn't you peel off the first one?
Me: Oh..becoz if I peel off the first one, it'll tear the envelope just like the 9 extra ones.
WWBHUC: (loss at words)

I am just a natural born bitch. Period.