iPod nano or Creative Zen?

I have been reading lotsa reviews about these two mp3 players.

Some say Creative Zen's joystick has a cheap feel to it and some say Creative Zen is a better deal than iPod nano. But both of them were released last year.

iPod nano or Creative Zen? iPod nano or Creative Zen?

Bu zhe tao orh......

Timbaland is DA MAN *squeals*

Although I have been reading mixed reviews from all sorts of magazines, I think Timbaland's new album is definitely HOT.

There are a few songs which are my personal fav.
1) Timbaland feat JT- Release. Maybe I'm a perv but the song title always gets my mind there.
2) Timbaland feat Keri Hilson/DOE- Way you are. This is the perfect song to dance to in a party/club/whatsoever.
3) Timbaland feat One Republic- Apologize. It's a pretty slow song but it's good.

Will listen to the rest of the album and see if there any other good ones.

*Edit:

I found out there are 2 more songs which are good as well.

1) Timbaland feat The Hives - Throw it on me.
2) Timbaland feat Keri Hilson/Nicole Pussy Scherzinger - Scream.

My current obsession with slider phones

I used to lurve flip phones coz I thought they're so kewl.

But LG has come up with so many even kewl-er slider phones.<3<3 These are the white and pink chocolate phones. To me, they are very last year already. Hopefully, LG will created newer and tastier slider phones like these. And make it thinner too. Then I can have one without someone else saying "OMG, that is soooo last year."

I want a new MP3 player

So that I can finally start jogging which I dread and hate. But it's the only thing that'll help me lose weight ASAP. And it happens to be my least fav thing to do. WTH...

Am thinking, with an mp3 player, the torture won't be that bad. Jogging might actually be fun.


I want the new(ok.not-so-new) RED iPod. The red is so striking. It might even increase my burning desire to slim down. The RED theme is to help AIDS organisations or sumthing sumthing. For each RED product that you buy, i think half of the money goes to these organisations.

There's the RED Motorola V3 phone as well. I wanted to get it as my new phone however, it only has a VGA camera so I opt for a deep purple Samsung E570 instead. JXakaSharon got the Red V3 though.


The Red V3.


My phone is on the left.


The Red iPod.


Just the way Paris thinks it is....It's hot.


Maybe I'll buy it using the money I'll get for my bday. Wheeeee............. *giggles*
Can't wait....!!!!!!

My boss new LG phone

My boss got himself a new phone!!! Tamade...Puuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

It's the new LG Shine phone.







Everyday walk past me talking on his phone like purposely want to show off in front of me. Wuahhhhh.......So jealous.


However, his phone always makes lotsa creepy noises similar to those that Ju-On makes whenever she's about to appear. It feels as if she's just about to strangle me with her never-say-die hair.

Maybe I'm just bitter that I don't have a new LG Shine phone.

Wooo...spent the whole night yesterday eating and watching South Park.
Comfort eating. My menstrual cramp is much better after eating.

Nay..that's just an excuse so that I don't look like a fat ass.


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I think my boss is really giving it to me in the ass. I've been staring at the computer for the past 6 and a half hours. Even working during my lunch break. H-A-I-Y-O.........

I'm officially Ms Grumpy now. My menses came 10 minutes ago.

Update: A lady from ICMS called me regarding the conditional offer they gave me. I feel so paiseh u know. They called me like 2 or 3 times oredi in the span of 4 months regarding this offer. Yet I'm still not able to provide them with a definite answer. But they are so kind to tell me that if I need anything, I can just email them and stuff like that. Maybe it's just to make sure they can earn my dad's money or sumthing..I'm a meanie.
Sigh...when can I go to Sydney???

:(

My ASs

Speaking of the lauya room we got in Zen Resort in KK, it reminds me of this particular hotel that my Aunt Sandra took us to in KL.

It looks more like a motel to me. The owner is a greasy and pot bellied old man. He fits the profile of a paedophile exactly. Siao....The room cost like RM100+ per night. So my AS take a room first. My family, aunts, cousins, 11 of us all squeezed into one room. The moment I stepped into the room, I was thinking 'OH MY FREAKING GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!'

There were brown stains on the bedsheet and the ceiling!!!

Wahseh...KL people can shoot so high one meh??!

More dark coloured stains on the carpet. I didn't even dared to get anywhere near the bed. All the kids/tweens/teens/adults-to-be-but-dun-wan-2-admit complained straight away arh....

"EEEEEEEEEE...why got brown colour one??"

"Why got blood one?"

"The room very smelly."

"The room is sooooo small."

"Why the door like that one??"

Superman and Superwoman terus checked us out and Superman flew around KL looking for a hotel. As we sat outside the motel waiting for Superman to come back, all the kids/tweens/teens/adults-to-be-but-dun-wan-2-admit chided and talk smack about Aunt Sandra behind her back.

"Stupid one that AS! Take us to this kind of place...No brain arh??"

"Ya lor...working as a deputy principal oredi in a school still dunno how to think."

Apparently, my AS's colleague introduce her to this motel. He's a single man who travel to KL frequently. WTF.....He's a bachelor of coz he can slp everywhere la. We are kids/tweens/teens/adults-to-be-but-dun-wan-2-admit you know. How can let us come to this kind of place one orh????? And we even found out that a whore was killed inside this motel after a client refused to pay or something. WTF x 1000000000000.

My AS is always like that one ba. Always want to save on this and that. Saying that it's not easy earning money and all that bla bla bla! Why does one earn money in the first place? To spend lar...!!! And when you go on a holiday, you're expected to spend. Geddit??

It's ok to bargain when you go shopping but you can't save on food, transport and accommodation. It's NOT ok to bargain on taxi fares, food and accommodation.

I hate going on holidays with her. When I say that, I'm speaking for all my cousins and siblings.

Haylow or Halo?

Ann: Jie, I saw the song 'Halo' by Bethany Joy in my fe-len's phone. But she spelled the song as 'Haylow'. I told her it's 'H-A-L-O', not 'H-A-Y-L-O-W' but she insisted that she's right.

Me: You ask her who get higher marks in English tests ma...

Wow..today just flew by. Coz I had tons of enquiries to finish. Which I don't reli relish doing. Sometimes I wonder if these BSP or BLNG employees send in these request for quotation just for fun.....Fingers got cramp a bit from all the typing. I've been working 8 hours straight. Never in my working months have I work so hard. It's like my boss is finally getting the salary he pays me's worth. Tiu...

Pics from my trip

The Woons.

This is the disc cover of an anime my sis bought. It's an innocent story but from dis, looks like porn rite??

Our 2 big ass LCs.

The first thing my sis and I bought in Centrepoint.

Our first Starbucks! Definitely won't be the last.

Some of my loot from KK.

The cracked road due to landslide i guess. Which almost trapped us in Zen for about a day.

Pics of Mount K. Sori bad photography. No skills.

Vain pics of me and AnntheWaterPig.

The lauya room. Note the cracks in the wall. So small agn.

The better room with sofa and better toilet.

The Japanese Shop.

Woke up at 6am to take a walk. So bright rite?

3 stupid girls posing in the car.

I'm back

KK was so much fun. Fun to shop lar...got sales somemore. Got Starbucks agn. I stayed in KK for 4 days and I had Starbucks for 3 days. Why Brunei no Starbucks one???????? More about my trip soon.

Edit:
Day 1
Woke up at 5am and started our journey to KK at 6.15am on our 2 big-ass Land Cruisers. Such a long drive...I saw many kampungs and small towns along the way. I wonder to myself will I die if I live in such places. KB is bad enuf oredi but the small towns, haiyo.....Reached KK at 2pm. Checked into Marina court which is the condo version of Promenade Hotel. Didn't stay in Sutera Harbour la..Expensive le. TW told me that it cost RM400++ per night oh....Went shopping straight away at Centrepoint. I can seriously spent a week shopping there. But I didn't bring enuf moolah. I brought B$100..*smacks forehead* *knocks my head on the wall* *take a gun and blow my brain out*
I thought KK is something like Limbang so 100 bucks is definitely enuf.

Cannot blame me ba. The last time I went there was how many years ago orh....I don't remember KK having such nice shopping malls and when I told my mum that I was only bringing a measly 100 bucks, she has the nerve to tell me that 100 bucks is more than enough yet she bring lotsa money herself..!!! Ya, ya, ya.....laugh all you want. So I had to borrow another 100 bucks from my sis. *loser face*
La-ki-ry Superman pay for some of my stuff if not sure have to go sell my ass already.



Day 2


Woke up at 7.00am just to go swimming in the hotel pool. Must exercise ba...Eat so much. After swimming time, eat breakfast again. Then drive up to the mountain area and stayed one night there. Raining heavily agn le...And I saw lil kids around the age of 4-10 walking in the rain back from school. So kasihan them ar......My auntie says their lives no guarantee one. Anytime can die. Either from being strike by lightning or fall to their death.Wahseh, the lorries and buses goin up the mountain so sibeh slow one. I think even the snails oso zoom past them ar. We stayed in the Zen Garden Resort. For RM121, they gave us a room which looks like someone was killed there. Then we complained lar...Abuden. Mouth not only for eating k? They relocated us to a bigger and better room. And we shut up. Bad news. We were stuck in that 'resort' because there was a mini landslide and it blocked the exit. I was thinking ' Shit...how to go shopping if stuck here?'



Day 3

Anyways, the hotel people had someone dig all the sand/mud away and we're on our way back to the city agn. The roads were all messed up. Happy me...Went back to Centrepoint and order a Venti-sized mocha. Calm my nerve for a sec. We went to this place next to Centrepoint which is called Warisan Square if not mistaken. The Vincci store over there has 50-70% off almost every pair of shoes. Flats going for RM10-50 at most and high heels oso around that price range. But the stoooopid Lesley cannot find it. Because the Vincci store is hidden inside Padini and Lesley is not clever enuf to go inside Padini to check for herself. If I found it, I could have come out with at least 5 pairs of shoes...!!!!

*loser face agn*

So stoooooopid Lesley went to Centrepoint's Vincci and spent RM60++ for only a pair of wedges.

Sigh..........(*in a primary 6 voice* Lesley is a loser, Lesley is a loser)

Went to the newly opened Asia City/Asia Mall/City Mall, forgot what's the correct combination of the real name. Bought my cute silver tote bag which cost RM25 oni. Found a super kawaii shop selling Japanese products. Bought a set a combs for oni Rm5.99. Lotsa pwetty pwetty cups and little things.



Day 4

Was able to sleep late but still I woke up at 9am coz I had a stupid/scary dream about Miss Wasabi Face. Miss Wasabi Face was climbing on top of me and tried to smother me. I tried to grab her face but all I can do was squished her green forehead.Must be becoz I spent too much time inside the Japanese shop last night at the mall. Chi bai....

Went to Wisma Merdeka and found the cutest thing ever. However, I have spent almost all of my money so therefore I can only afford to buy 3 outta the 7. Fark...

I bought red, pink and orange. Red is success, pink is love and orange is longevity. Initially I gave orange to my little cousin. But when she saw the pink one, she started going "Eeeeeee, jie jie, I want the pink one. I want i want i want.". So me being cannot tahan her voice said "babababaaba..take the pink one lar" and shot her a annoyed look. Then AnntheWaterPig said " Jie, you realise you just gave away love?". Oh daymnnnn......





Back in the car, I tried everthing to get my lil cousin to give up the pink colour one. At last, I got it back. Muahahahahahaah!!!! I fought for love and won.

After all the drama, we were finally on our way home. Reached home at about 11pm.





After a few days of slacking off, I feel so malas to go back to work liau. Sigh...Put up other pics tomoro.

Before I go, I must say this.

"FUCK YOU, MR JIMMY !!!!!"

To girls out there: Would you live off your bf?

That is living in his house, eating his stuff, using his stuff and him giving you your allowance money? Esp when you guys are only teenagers and his family happens to be filthy rich.

Considering that it's the 21st century already, I presumed that everyone has heard of the term 'independent women'.

Do young women still depend entirely on their bfs for everything? Not husband summore le...Only bf nia.

Some might say
'My mum oso ba..She don't work. My dad pays for everything.'.
Your mum and dad are married. He's responsible for her. Besides she has to take care of kids and her level of education might not be as high as yours. Teenagers have no kids and have a higher level of education. Even with a form 5 cert, you can become a salesgirl ba or an office girl. They are just plain lazy. Hoping that their boys will provide for everything and live the tai-tai lifestyle.

' My bf wans to pay for my everything arh..so what? What do you care?'
I know it's his choice to do so because the money is his(father's). He's so rich he prolly wipe his ass with 100 dollar notes when he takes a dump but my point here is, as a women in this era, don't you feel ashamed? If you're poor, that's fine. But if you're poor and lazy, then you can't blame people if they look down on you.

What if you guys break up? Are you gonna still live in his house? He's definitely not gonna give you any more money. What do you do then? Live on the streets?

Cmon lar....Get a job for God's sake! Being a waitress/salesgirl is not that bad if your job oppor-s are limited. At least you have a job. Armed with a job, you still have options when things take a bad turn.

Girls need to be smarter and and most important, independent.

Yay....I'm going to KK tomoro.
Finally a break from playing Solitaire, opps, work i mean.
Will take lotsa lotsa nice pics for the blog. Will be back on Sunday.

AaronLo, HappyJosh, EngtauEddie, JXakaSharon and I went swimming yesterday.

Funny how we can managed to talk about sex everytime we are in the pool. From the size of nuts and nipples to cum shots. The 3 dudes even proceed to squirt water onto JXakaSharon's face with their hands ala porn movie style. While doing that, HappyJosh keep on saying "Facial cum shot"...Even tho he's happy, still he's just like any other guy. Pu ke yi lar.....

When I told them I'll be exploring the mountain areas in KK, they told me stories about haunted cabins by 'mountain spirits' up there. Stoooopid....as if I need to hear that b4 my trip there.

JXakaSharon and I were gossiping in the pool as usual. Didn't do much swimming tho.

Went to Excapade and stuff ourselves silly. Of coz being the 'i-owez-prepare-for-the-future' kinda person, I tapau sushi so I can bring it to the office as lunch tomoro morning which is today. Can't wait for lunch....

I wish I have super powers like those freaks in Heroes

Why super powers you ask?? Why not be extremely clever or extremely rich?

Well, lotsa ppl are extremely clever or rich ba...If I have super powers, then all the tua liap hoots in the world will be fighting for me. They'll give me everything. Heck..they might even throw in a scholarship. Which I need badly.

But if I'm extremely rich or clever, I dun even have to worry about scholarships ma...rite?
No no no...If I'm rich, I have to use my own money. If I'm clever, still I have to compete with other ppl for scholarship. With super powers then is different le..Ppl are throwing luxuries at you. Everyone is waiting to kiss your ass. U just have to pick which one you loathe most nia...to kiss your ass i.e.

I think the feeling you experienced when you get other things just because you own something is pretty satisfying.

I'm deprived of food today....
After a whole week of eating, my stomach have gotten used to lotsa 'vomit' stored inside.
I haven had a real meal since this morning.

*Stomach: Go get some food goddammit!!!!!*

Bad haircut

It's official. I'm going to be even more fuglay for the next half of 2007. I just had my haircut yesterday. And I'm gonna grow out my hair till all the layers that stupiak small Helen gave me before she disappeared into thin air.

I have to add another thing to my shopping list. Straightener. If not, my hair will curl up. :(

I also had my eyebrow trimmed for the first time ever. It was a lil bit painful but I lied so that my sis will get hers trimmed as well. After she did hers, she started yakking off.

" Tell me no pain..so painful u noe! I almost cried arh..."
" Aiya...want to be pretty, have to suffer."

Happy Father's Day

Too bad he's offshore at the moment. Otherwise we might celebrate it at home.

Nothing much to say. In fact, I won't say anything. I'll show you. In a few years' time, you'll see.

I passed!

I passed my swimming test le.....Full mark again orh. 10/10.

Hehe....That means I'll be in Grade 4 when my lessons starts agn.

Congrats to myself. *pat myself on the head*

I noe this is nothing great but I am learning to be proud of all my achievements, big or small.

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I was looking back at my previous posts and I came across this guy's comment. He seems pretty pissed off. But I was laughing when I read about it.

Lesson: Read po-po-ly.

I know my blog is lacking in pics. Blog all words ,no karrer picture where got sui?

Will find the time to put up some pics. Nonono...I have a lot of time. Just lazy nia....

There's a reason my name is Lesley u know. It rhymes with lazy.

Bigggggg shit

No..I'm not in trouble.

Have you ever had a shit so big that you used all your energy to push and pushhhhhhhhhhhh until your face turns blue and felt like your veins are popping out?
And after you're done, you feel dizzy?

Pukima..I hate those moments.

Last night.....

Couldn't get an answer...haha, can't help it.

Anyways, I went out with Mr Serene, EngtauEddie, HappyJosh and AaronLo last night. 3 of them smoked so much I think my hair still smells of ciggies dis morning. Excluding Mr Serene la. Mr Serene is a very good boy one. Even if we talk about hookers only in front of him, his face oledi red ar...haha! Then dis reli cracked me up.

Waitress: (To HappyJosh) Eh...what's the name of your friend who works in b-mobile one? The one who just returned from studies one?
HappyJosh: Got meh? Which one oh?
Waitress: Neh..your boyfriend le. The other day you were sitting over there with him.
(Us *arm chio*)
HappyJosh: Which one or? Can't remember..

Oppsss......I seriously thought that she knew. She meant boy-friend. Guy-friend. Cheh..make me kan-cheong sikit.


And I ask Mr Serene to send me to TW's house to give him his present.
It felt weird to see him after such a long time(well one month plus larr)...
I dunno what to say to him. I didn't even look at his face.
It was raining also ba..so have to rush. Dun want to stand in the rain.

"Nah..here's your present. Bye."
"Thanks." (did he say thanks? I think so. Couldn't exactly remember)

Sigh....memang tidak boleh la.

I hate papaya soup.

Only flat chested girls like AnntheWaterPig should drink more papaya soup. She should top it off with papaya milk shake. Wow...sure from B cup straight away increase to D cup ar.

Fun fact about moi: I have a single strand of white hair growing outta my collarbone.

Random jokes from 'a book'

I've got a head I can't think with.
An eye I can't see out of.
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is an arsehole.
My owner beats me repeatedly.
And I have to wear this rubber suit.
And throw up all over myself.

It ain't easy being a dick.

How to impress a lady
Hug her
Kiss her
Cuddle with her
Compliment her
Caress her
Comfort her
Protect her
Wine and dine with her
Spend money on her
Love her
Listen to her
Stand by her

How to impress a man
Show up naked
Bring beer

What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
Sloberdown Mydickyoubitch

DQ

I wish DQ sell their ice cream by bite size.

Just so that I can go to DQ and say "I would like 2 bites of Strawberry ice cream pls."

I paling benci it when I can't finish DQ ice cream even if it is just a baby cup.

I can eat a lot of stuffs la but to me, a baby cup DQ ice cream is way too much ice cream.

So proud lar

Quek and Charlene were featured on yesterday's BB. No idea about the Aidah girl tho.

Wah seh..make moi feel so proud to be ever in the same school as you guys haha...

No, not really....I'm just saying.

First it's Kuching, now it's Sabah

When will this ever end? Goin to KK is beta than goin to Kuching lar...
I dunno if I want to take unpaid leave and go to KK.
Nay........It's better that I stay at home alone, if possible.

My new fav song

Run by Snow Patrol. (I noe it's an old song but I like it)

I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

(Chorus)
Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
Louder louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbye
I nearly do

(Chorus)

Slower slower
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

I don't want anybody controlling me agn

Superman: Mumi and I thought about sending you to Canada for your further studies. Isn't the course that you want available in Canada also?

Me: I don't think so. The ones I've searched are in Sydney and KL.

Superman: Impossible. Canada so big but dun have the event managament course?

Me: Ya lar...Only got hospitality management and I think even if have, the course oso not from any recognised uni lor.......

Superman: You check properly first.

Superman: Canada not good meh? You can stay with your uncle there and your cousins, Natalie and Kenny. (Mind you, Natalie was the one who pull my hair and pinch me when she was younger)

Me: Dunno le...It seems very far away. I like Sydney better.

Superman: I know you like it there but if I can't afford to send you there?

Me: Ya lar...If you can, then I want to go to Sydney. If you can't , then I'll just go to KL. Even cheaper lo...

Honestly, if I go to Canada, I'll still have someone controlling me. Giving me a curfew and telling me what I should and should not do. It might not be as strict as at home but still....
I can't tell my uncle and aunt to mind their own business coz I'm staying in their house and all the things that I have to do just to be polite.

This is why I refuse to go to Canada.

And I forgot to tell Superman one crucial detail, the course I want is available in Canada but it's in either Vancouver or Toronto. No where near Edmonton where my uncle stays.

Some of you might think that I'm stupid to refuse it saying that not everyone get the chance to study in Canada and bla bla bla...but I have my own reasons. I plan to work in KL or Singapore or somewhere around the South East Asia region. I don't need to get my degree all the way from Canada. I just need a degree from a recognised institute which enable me to work anywhere I want in SEA. That way I get to travel and work in different places. Just what I want.

Things to cross off my to-do list.
1) Buy TW his present.
2) Buy new tops and pants.
3) Buy snacks for Yvonne and Nancy.


Things to-do:
1) Buy Eddie his present.
2) Buy new shoes.
3) Buy more new clothes.
4) Buy expensive sunnies!! Har har....

Hiking on a Sunday afternoon

What ever the hell possessed me to agree to go hiking at 1pm?
I dunno.

Fast forward, I reached forgotwhat'sthenameoftheplace. I'll just call it the Labi park. It looked pretty on the outside. Many people were having their Sunday picnics there. My uncle,aunt,mum, me and sis and my 5 yr old cousin were there all ready to do some serious hiking. Off we go....to a bad start.

After climbing maybe 50 steps, my sis being the slimmest of us all was already panting her ass off. I'm surprised that I wasn't panting as much as her. Har har..........Memang dia itu water Pig.

Then we continue...walking under the hot sun. Stooooooopid.
Walking and walking and walking.
I eksiden-tally stepped into a puddle of mud and dirtied my shoes. And the sole came off! Hai...Memang saya ini Land Pig.
So that cut short our hiking time. We went home after 1 hour of hiking only.

I wouldn't mind doing it again.
And of course I have to bitch about this Labi Park. It wouldn't be me, Lesley, if I didn't bitch.

There's a 'swimming pool' in the park. To me, it's a longkang. The 'pool water' is brown in colour..!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And all the lako-s swimming in there are having so much fun. In the brown water. They're spitting in the pool too. Oh my freaking god!
You give millions of dollars also I won't step into the pool ar..>.<

Me: So digusting le the water. They so syok again.
Sis: Ya lo...I think they never seen the real pool b4 ar...
Me: Ya..Maybe we should go BSRC and take a pic of the clear blue pool water and show them what a real pool is like.
Sis: Yup. LOL

I pray I will never ever ever ever have to go near that yucky pool.

Off to Bandar!

OH SHITTTTT......!!!!!!!!

Can't believe this at all.

I owez put myself in these kind of situations.
Fark la....

Oh no...........I think Chris saw my post on him. -.-"

This is such a shitty moment.

Can someone just put a gun to my head and blow my brain out?

Will you refuse it if you are given a chance to go to Canada for further studies?

Elaborate soon.

Should I go?

Superman told me that next next Monday we're all gonna go back to Kuching for a week.

" U ask ur boss can take leave or not."
" Can one...cut salary nia ma."

Aiya...now I don't feel like goin anymore. I rather go to work and get to be home alone for a whole week!! Can drive alone again..!! I should have said no lar. *stooopid me*

Few years back I might have been ecstatic to go to Kuching. But now I'm just not feeling it anymore. Back then, it was always fun to drive all the way outta town to some expensive restaurant on an island just to have dinner. Me and my cousins taking walks on the beach and others running around. Now...it's childish. We have outgrown those habits. We all have our own lives. Sigh.

I don't wanna go. The question is can I not go?

So fake lar...

I hate family reunion dinner.
Why?
Because that's when my mum and her sisterS gather round and compare/praise/criticise their kids. W.T.F????

Mum: Wah..V looks so feminine oredi hor.
Aunt 1: No lar...Oso same same. E become fat oredi ever since she went to Perth ar...
Mum: Ya meh?? She used to be very skinny one le.
Aunt 2: Ya lo..I seen E oredi. Getting fat liau.
Mum: I still think L (that's me) is the fattest lo. Hey, S so smart le..can get 3 As in her exam.
Aunt 3: Beh bai la(Not bad lar).....Can enter uni can oredi. L is the smartest among all the girls.
Mum: Where got? S is the smartest.
Aunt 4: (Keeps quiet and thinks)....

Wanna noe why Aunt 4 kept quiet? Coz she has no kids. Har har....>.< And notice how I always lose whenever being compared to my other cousins? No matter what there is always one other person better than me. When I was reli young, I used to cry secretly when my mum says that coz I believe her. Now............I'm just immune to it oredi. This is what happens when you have listen too much.

While the women are yakking away on kids, the men oso got their group talking about politics, cars, other 'so-not-interesting' stuff.

As for the children or younger generations, we sit in the living room staring at each other's fucking faces. Dunno what to talk about. I wish someone would appear outta thin air and slash my throat. Then we'll have something to talk about.

The worse thing is when my mum force me to call my elder cousins 'jie jie'. WTFWTFWTF???
It used to be cute when I was 9 but I'm 19 oredi wokay?? Besides they're only older than me 1 yr or 4 yr. Cibai..

And one more thing, after the rest go home, my mum will start telling the truth.

"Actually V where got look feminine...Still very tomboyish. Blar blar blar......".

Me?? * smirk on my face*

Toddler bullies

No, not people who bully toddlers but toddlers who bully people. People like me.

Some toddlers are so 'boh ka si' which means no manners at all. They pull your, opps, MY long silky hair. Pinch others with their NAILS. And when you scream out in pain, they laugh. >.<
Very funny har???? You want to die??
Freaking pieces of crap.

When they do so, you can't complain because you're the jie jie or koko so you have to be patient with them. Whoever set up that rule should be shot. I don't care if she/he died oredi. I'll pull him/her outta the grave and shoot them again.

Makes me feel like kicking these kids and see them fly off the exact way the Team Rocket always does in the end of each Pokemon episodes.

I love babies. I just loathe 'bo kah si' kids.

My playlist

These are my current fav songs.

Emo songs
1) Splender- I think God can explain
2) Fergie- Big girls don't cry
3) Avant feat Nicole Pussy- Lie about us
4) Travis- Closer
5) WIllie Nelson- Always on my mind
6) DB & HG- Way back into love
7) Elliot Yamin- Wait for you

Fun songs
1) Enrique Iglesias- Do you know
2) Ne-Yo- Because of you
3) Kaiser Cheifs- Ruby
4) Third eye blind- Semicharmed life
5) Pink- U+ Ur Hand
6) Amerie- Take control
7) Sean Kingston- Beautiful girl
8) Nelly Furtado- Maneater
9) Diddy- Last night

U see? My fun side is 2 songs more than my emo side. So I'm a fun person. Hahahaha....!

Ok................. so not funny.

*Edit: I noe some of the songs are so 'last year' but they're nice ok?

Clockwatcher

I have been a clockwatcher for my whole life which is 19 yrs so far.

During school time, I watch the clock. Waiting for it to strike 12.30pm so I can be the first to rush out of the classroom and go home/ps area.

Same goes for going out. My frens say they'll pick me up at xx pm. I watch the clock, waiting for it to strike xx pm. This is the downside of not being able to drive on your own. Shiiiii..yeeeet!!

During swimming lessons, I watch the clock. Waiting for it to strike 7.00pm so I can get out of the pool and head for the shower.

At home, I watch the clock strike 7.30pm so I can catch my new fav series on channel 38.

Every night, I watch the clock strike 10pm. Coz at 10pm exactly, my mum will come into my room nagging the same lines " Switch off the tv! Switch off the pc! Go to BED!!!!".

And now at work, I watch the clock too. Waiting for it to strike 5pm so I can go home. The clock is so farking slow today....

Contradiction

I'm a Cancerian. Cancerians are best associated with home. However, as I have stated in my previous post, I'm getting sick of it. The only thing on my mind now is when I can finally leave home.

Whenever I read horoscopes, the one thing which is true is I'm very very moody. I can be emo-ing when a song starts and by the time it finishes, I'll be very cheerful. I don't like this 'moodiness' of mine. It's making me being very 'difficult'.

Sometimes, I wonder if I was picked off the streets by my parents when I was a baby. And changed my DOB to give me a whole new identity. But kenot be ar...I've got my mum's skin. I've got my mum's hips.
In fact they're the same size as hers. Kenot be lar...

Fortune telling

Superman brought me to a few fortune tellers when I was very young.

One said I will become a nun. -.-"
So not true. So not me. Even if I will stay single for all my life, I'll adopt. But I'll never ever ever ever be a NUN.

One said I'm the child who will not be by her parent's side. He said 'my heart is not with my home'. It's somewhere else. This is kinda true. Dun get me wrong. It's not that I hate my home. But maybe because I'm at home for the past 19 yrs I'm getting sick of it. And the people I live with aren't making things any easier.

I'll consult a fortune teller by myself soon. I want to know what he/she'll say. If I go with my parents, they'll only let me ask about studies.

Where got fun????

Do you have faith?

Clinton says faith has helped her forgot about the fact that her hubby had his dick in Lewinsky's mouth.

If I ever need to turn to Him for help, it would prolly go sumthing like this.

Dear God,

Clinton says that You helped her. Mind if I hopped on? My hubby cheated on me with a China whore. I hope that the slut will pour raw green chilli juice on his dick and bite it off. Hope he'll bleed to death and she chokes on the dick. Tang-kiu.

Amen.

No brain

I so benci those people who customise their friendster page without using their brain.

Eg:- 1)Their background is red colour. And! And the colour of the words are red too. *gives the 'wtf' face*.
How do you expect viewers to 'view' your page?? $$&^*&$#@!

2) Use a proper font, okay?! There are some people who uses the bunga bunga fonts which are especially difficult to read. I get a headache trying to read these profiles.


These people liau liau bo nau. Tiu...

Disturbing

I ain't goin anywhere near that.

Fat bitch

Hamchipeng and I were in VivoCity when this happened.

We were sitting in the shoe department when this weali weali weali huge lady walked by. I think she has just given birth la...SO big and tall. Like a Godzilla with boobs and vagina.
She's approximately 6 feet away from us. And I told Hamchipeng, " I would never let myself be that fat should I ever get pregnant" in a pretty loud voice. Hamchipeng laughed.
You see the problem with me is whenever I speak, I never think or look around. That gets me in a lot of trouble..

And of course, she heard me. Turned around to look at me. Gave me the 'Fuck U' face and refused to budge from her spot. She was standing there staring daggers at me for a whole 5 minutes with her chinky slit eyes. I also looked at her for a while la.

And then she mouthed the word 'bitch' at me. I couldn't help but smiled.

But honestly, I still don't think the whole incident is all my fault. I wasn't laughing or making fun of her. Just stating that I dun want to get very very very fat that's all. She's being very paranoid because she's huge. Sheesh...Get over it. If you hear someone calling you fat, you have 2 choices.

1) Go home and bawl your eyes out. Get up and go to the kitchen eat some more. Continue this for 5 years.
2) Go home and bawl your eyes out. Get up and head for outdoor. Do some exercise and eat less. Continue this for 5 years.

I've been doing No.1 for about a year now. I feel great..!!

Stupid..

Someone called.

"Hello. Can I help you?"
"Ermm, what's the number to this line I called?"

How stupid can you get?

Ho mia?

I hate it when my mum starts on the ho-mia lecture whenever I do sumthing stupid(to her i.e).

" Why you don't bla bla bla???
" So big oredi still dunno how to think meh?? Those people ho-mia one, at your age oredi say-kia lo."

-.-"

She thinks now still in early 20th century ah?? Having kids at 19 is definitely not ho-mia right now. No degree no nothing. Eat grass meh??
Eh mum, can you pls change your lecture to something else? Like, "if u dun study, next time no money buy LV bag ah"...maybe I might be scared abit.

Note: ho-mia: good life
say-kia: give birth

Never say never ever

The wise Mr Yeo once said: " Never say you'll never ever do this because you'll end up doing exactly that."
Who Mr.Yeo? AKA Boon Seng.

"When I was young, I said I'll never ever marry X. Now she's Mrs.Yeo."
"Walan..reli??? Okay I'll remember that."

It's true. And now got 3 Yeo juniors again a.k.a Yeo Chuo Rong, Yeo Siaw Yin and Yeo Chuo Tong. Sigh...Life's a bitch sometimes.


To the Yeo family,
Thank you for making such delicious soya bean in tin cans. Keep up the good work. I'll continue to buy Yeo's soya bean. Tang-kiu!!

P/S: I heed Boon Seng's advice so that's why in my two previous post I say never ever ever ever. It's different from never ever. Says who?!
I say la. A-bu-den..

I no understand artists

Artists as in those people who do art, paintings and lalalalala......
Some girls like artists because they are full of 'life', 'ideas', 'creativity', 'passion' and i say CRAP.

These artists don't have a steady income. Sometimes it's up to the girl to support him.

They are very temperamental. One minute they can be all emo-ish because they have no 'inspiration' and the next, they can be very happy because he/she found one. The girl has to put up with all this drama.

I don't think they can take any criticism. If one said anything bad/wrong about art, they'll get all defensive and storm off. Everything is subjected to critism. Suck it up and move on. (Fine, u can ponder about it but don't lash out at others. It just makes you look bad.)


I'll never ever ever ever have an artist as my boyfriend. I dun want to put myself in these kind of situation.

I've seen too many drama series with these scenes.

Somebody slap me pls..

I had the most fark-ed up dream ever.

I was visiting a place which looked kinda like those police barracks house in seria and kb. Except that in my dream, it was way worse. The whole place looks deserted and dirty. My family and I were just about to step into one of the units when I heard someone open a door. It was the adjacent unit. Then my dad stepped out..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was the neighbour. So it means in my dream, my family=excluding my dad. I was shocked to see him and he must have felt the same. My siblings seems to not know him. He invited us into his unit. It was so messy. The typical 'guy room'.
Seems like my dad and mum divorced and my dad was kicked out and therefore he had to stay in this police barrack. OMIGOD....
The whole house was so run-down. I feel so bad for my dad. Some other thing happened but insignificant.
I woke up...
I can't believe I had that dream. It's weird I dream about my dad quite often. There was once I dreamt that my whole family were transported back into the old times. U noe the time where women wore huge puffy dresses? U can see them in movies...Apparently, my dad did something wrong and he was to be beheaded in front of the public. How barbaric...I remember standing by the stage crying like a shithead.
When I woke up, I found out that I was crying for real..>.<

Aiya Superman, forgive me. Dunno why I keep having these kinda dreams. No worries. I'll never ever ever ever let that happen to you and mummy. I'm gonna do all it takes to make sure you and mummy can live in a big big house with maids waiting on you hand and foot. And I'll adopt many many kids ala Angelina Jolie style so the big big house won't be dead quiet. Yesh..just you wait.

It's still cold..

So cold that I'm wearing my expensive-BUM-but-I-got-an-effing-hole-on-it-while-being-chased-by-a-man-in-a-werewolf-costume-in-the-HauntedHouse-in-Genting sweater.

I'm gonna kill him the next time I go back there.

What a beautiful sunday

I woke up early today to get a bit of the Sunday warmth. It's so sunny..The birds are chirping and singing. Feel like basking in the sun and do something good..
Okay, cut the shit.
In fact, I hate it. My room is very cold. Coz the air-con was on full blast and I was too lazy to get my fat ass over to the other side of the room to turn it down a lil. The whole night was soooo cold that my nipples were doing a one night stand and still at it when I wake up and in the shower. What's up with you girls? Stop with the PDA already. Manners.
The whole house is cold. Even the toilet is cold. Hum.......

I didn't go to Bandar with my frens yesterday. Trip cancelled last minute. So I went with my mum and aunt instead. Then Eddie called me asking if I wanna go Excapade. Aiya..Of coz I wan la but I'm in Bandar at that moment. So sial ar...

Gonna download the Dashboard Confessional's song 'Stolen". Good stuff..

Yvonne

Speaking of my colleague, her name is Yvonne. Let's seee......How can I put this? She's not angelic, she's not innocent but she's very good. To me that is. She's owez buying me things like sushi from Excapade, my fav chic tart from Mum's Bakery and offering me this and that. All for free. I did ask her to take my money but she just don't want it.
So from now on, whenever I go to Mum's Bakery I'll have to tapau for her as well just to 'repay' her. Kinda so mafan oso coz I dunno what she reli like. Trouble.....
I noe she's just being veli veli the kind lar...But
Can she just stop buying me things? Or just take my money when I pay her back? Like for real..Tiger Woods can buy me things la coz he makes like 'millions of dollars' per year. So spending a few cents on me is fine but Yvonne buying me stuff is just plain wierd.

Whatever la..

I told my mum this morning that i'm goin up to Bandar with my frens today.

"What time are you goin?"
"1 plus like that."
"No need to work ah??"
"Take leave la.."
"How can like that? If ur dad finds out, u die ah...U think the company under ur name? Suka suka go, suka suka come."
"Aiya...Sat no work one ma...Even my colleague say can go home early if no more work. Besides, this time I got take leave one le."
"Many excuses nia...Just say you want to fool around with ur frens la."
"* thinks: Ya la, ya la. In the end, u just believe what you want to believe nia. Up to you la.*"

Sumtimes I'm so lazy to argue with these people. Just let them think whatever they choose to think la. The more you argue, the more they think they're correct. So yeah..fuck them la.

My dream

My family was having a rare outing. My cousins and aunts/uncles from both sides of the family were present. That's rare...Anyways, we were waiting at this concrete jetty for a ferry to arrive. One of my cousins, Hamchipeng, being the 'I wanna walk first' person quickly rush for the ferry once it arrive. It was at this moment a monster caught her and ate her!!! The monster even threw her corpse back onto the jetty and swam away..The monster looked like a scaled lizard. Fuck you lizard...

That scared the shit outta all of us but we still rushed to the ferry. Halfway on the journey, I saw the monster chasing the ferry. It caught up with us and climbed up onto the ferry. It then shed its skin and..Co..Cou..Cour...Courtney Love was beneath it..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That fugly bitch with her messed up lips and life ate my cousin!!

Then I woke up.
So random man...

Compassionate leave??

Do you know there's a thing as compassionate leave? It's when your dad/mum/ah kong/ah ma/bro/sis/dog/cat/pig pass away then you have a day off. With no strings attached. No cut salary. No work overtime to compensate for the leave. Just one day off. Not bad huh...

Rubbing

I'm sitting here rubbing, rubbing and more rubbing. My thumb is now sore and tender from all the rubbing. Rubbing mouse pads that is...I think there are more than 2000 mouse pads for me to rub...Poor me.

31st May 2007

Didn't blog yesterday coz I had my first day of period. Spent the whole day in front of the tv and listening to hitz.fm. This channel 104 is where I get hold of any new music or artists. Heard a few new songs which I fell in love with immediately.
Enrique's new song and Elliot Yamin's 'Wait for you'. SUPERB!!!
And there's this song 'Rubey,rubey,rubey,rubey!' by a band called Kashi(???). Damn addictive oso...
Gonna download it today....
Picked up my sis from tuition yesterday morning. My mum sitting beside me(abuden). And while driving, we were attacked by a swarm of ants. Some idiot ate sweets and left some in the car overnite. The ants must had one helluva party in the car..!! Once we reached home, I took Shelltox and sprayed the ants rite in their face! Rest in peace, dudes.....

*Edit: Just found out. The song is called 'Ruby" by the Kaiser Chiefs. Apa pula Kashi..?

Pay day!

Just received my salary. Sealed in a crisp new white envelope. Smells good....