You know what is annoying?

When you are eating Mamee noodles and one tiny piece falls into ur cleavage!

The more you try to dig it out, the deeper it gets. And there are no places nearby where you can shove your hand into ur cleavage and retrieve that piece of annoying Mamee.

In the end, you just have to walk around with the Mamee noodle poking your breasts until you find a more private place.

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Went swimming with my sister. We had a 'fight' underwater. I was trying to poke her chest and push her face. She was trying to scratch my face. That tin kai la(ayam gila)......!!!

I poked her boobs and she scratched my arms! OMG...memang ayam gila la!

One thing I found out, I can't sink! Some ppl can stay on the poolbed for a long time.

Me? As soon as my ass touch the bed, terus I'm on my way up to the surface oredi. And the ayam gila will be sitting on the poolbed laughing at me!

Maybe my 'floatation devices' are too big....*blushes*

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Have anyone notice how sometimes chequebooks smell a lil bit like dog poo?

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
Tomoro is a holiday!!! Can slp late!

Say whatever shizz you want!

I'm like SO used to it already!

I have nothing to do...

and I can only spend my time playing with both my pets in Facebook. I have adopted another purple rabbit and named it Royalbeet. It went from Level 1 to Level 9 in 20 hours! Becoz I was so bored so I kept on arranging fights between my Royalbeet and other creepy crawlies such as ants, spiders, scorpions and praying mantis.

Royalbeet's attire is totally 'tidak-boleh-la'. But what to do? It's the reason why Royalbeet can go to Level 9 ba. And there's this particular fight which I will never forget!! It was between my Royalbeet and a Level 10 ant. It costed me 4000++ gold and 1000+ experience points. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MOST 'KEK-SIN' PART?

The stupid ant only won by 2 hit points!!!!! Argghhh!!!! Damn paloi...Sibeh tulan.

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The other afternoon when I returned from work, I was reli hungry! So I went to the kitchen to cook some noodle.

However, on my way there, I saw an advertisement on the TV. It was a beri beri pretty girl with a slim body and she was wearing those shorts which I longed to wear. She was hopping around and acting sibeh cute.

*took a look at self*

Needless to say, I retreat to my room without entering the kitchen.

Told my sis and she laughed in my face!!

Beeyotch!

Byebye..

Emie!!! Althougth we have hardly spoken to each other since Form 2 and we're not that close anymore but the fact is you were my best fren from Primary 5 to Form 1. I'm glad to have you by my side for the 3 yrs. Now you've left for UK and I wish you all the best! Love you!

Happy bday..

to Damian!! May you have a wonderful year and get whatever you want soon!

My pang-sai marathon

For the past two nights, I have woken up in the dead of the night to pang-sai.

I thought I might have a case of food poisoning but I didnt take in anything from the road side le...So I was racking my brain on what might have cause this pang-sai marathon.

Then it hit me! It was the 'fu-shui'...!!!

You know the one where the guy in a monk robe clip a burning talisman between his fingers and do some movements which resemble someone swatting a annoying fly. Then he proceed to throw the ashes into a bottle of water and ask you to drink it. Haiyo......

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I have opened a Facebook account out of boredom. And adopted a poley bear. Named it Cheeky.
I have spent all my munny on races which I DIDN'T win. Why Cheeky damn useless one ????
Lesley has no more munny. Can I just transfer some munny from my HSBC account to Cheeky's HSBC account? *covers face with both hands*

My Cheeky has no habitat. I thought buying a habitat will be cheap enuf but......*shakes head*. Sorry arh Cheeky, you have to sleep by the road side until Mummy get you a nice white snowy habitat ok? Luv ya....
These pets so 'ho-mia' arh...Got penthouse to live in summore le..Even I don't live in a penthouse la.

Now I shud go and pet Serene's Feefee to earn some more munny.

I'm getting really paranoid!!!

Pls help!

Squiggles *yucks..*

Nancy gave me two Squiggles brought in from Changi International Airport. Still edible la.

It was Strawberry and Chocolate flavoured.

I saw the advertisements on a magazine long time ago. But Brunei no sell. Boo!

I ate the Chocolate first.

Haiya..What can I say?

Ewwww.................................It's just a piece of bread in the shape of a sausage with a thin layer of chocolate on top and brown coloured whip cream as filing. If I'm starved, then Squiggles will taste like shark fin soup la.

I think I'll give the Strawberry to my brother. He'll eat anything.

P/S: I'm not being ungrateful or wat ok?? You might think like " Ppl so kind buy for you and you still kom-pren kom-pren there". Just stating my opinions la. FYI, I don't hate/dislike Nancy. She is better than the woman who bought her uni cert. Altho she might be a bit bad-tempered la.

Nancy: Tik Tak Tik Tak Tik Tak (doing quotation to Haliburton)

The woman who bought her uni cert: Tik Tak Tik Tak Tik Tak (doing quotation to BSP)

Me: Tik Tak Tik Tak Tik Tak (chatting with AnakMuridPierre and blogging rubbish)

I totally let myself go!

Need to come back or else I'll be back to where I started.

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Yesterday, after hiking in Shahbandar agn, we went to have a look at Soon Lee's tauke's new house. It is still in the process of building. The house is freaking big la...Got 4 stories summore.
The total cost of the house is 2 millions bucks!! I'm sure Hua Ho's boss's house cost even more. Tsk tsk....The tiles for the whole house alone cost $200,000. The amount normal people like us would use to built the whole house le. And the number of air-cons for the whole house total up to more than 15 units!

It's definitely good to have lotsa lotsa lotsa moolah...Must work hard!! Gambate...!

He is sooo handsome can??

I love his eyes...!! What can I say? I love small eyes. *dreams*

Bo bin.....

Yesterday, after swimming in BSRC my siblings and I were waiting in the lounge for my mum to pick us up. When she arrived, my sis and I ran to the car.

Just run to the car oni ma.....How can anything even happen in that short span of time? WRONG.

It seems that the string which is used to tie up my pants had loosen after I tied it in a knot. Therefore, there is basically nothing to keep my pants up. As I ran, the pants keep dropping until a point where 3/4 of my ass was exposed then I realised that um...3/4 of my ass was exposed. -.-"

Lakiry I managed to pull up my pants before it reach my knees. Damn bo bin wei.....
Got security guard somemore arh. Hope he didnt catch a glimpse of my grey panties with holes in them. >.<

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I didnt finish the book 'Queen of Subtleties'. It's just too drag-gy and it seems like all the male characters have the same name. After a few pages, I couldn't differentiate who was who. And the way that they talk during those ancient times arh, *shakes head*. So damn bunga bunga one. Example:
"Will you marry me?"
" Here, I stand, asking for your hand in marriage for I wish to have you as my beautiful wife."
No wonder these people die so early la...If I have to do this, I'll die early too.

Another book that I borrowed is called 'Adored' by Tilly something. I finished the book in just one day. It was full of drama la....greed, sex, ambition, love, abuse. The story was straight to the point(not drag-gy). Interesting. If I wanted a drag-gy story, I can go to Seria Plaza and buy those pirated Korean drama series.

I think I want to start buying books from Amazon. There are used books from $0.01(plus $3.99 shipping la). Still it's ok wa.....

Must find a way to steal my dad's credit card.

What a boring day...

Wanted to swim yesterday but BSRC was closed. Damn...
I went to Popular in Miri and got 7 books for RM41 and 1 novel for RM32. So cheap la...Now I have lotsa reading material which can keep me busy at work.

Woke up today at 7 to cook breakfast for my bro and I. Busy cutting the sides off the bread and cooking eggs and beef. Now my whole body smells of sunny side up-s and beef. Place two pieces in a container for my lunch. Went to get ready and totally forgot abt my lunch.

Shit wei..after all that work and I forget to bring mu lunch to the office. My memory is getting reli reli bad.

The next thing you know I might be calling my 5 yr old cousin my grand daughter.

Hapi bday..

KinkyQinky!! My wishes are almost the same for everyone la. May you be a very successful engineer and when my engine rosak, i'll come look for you la. LOL...lame. Ba..Enjoy ur day k. *hugs*

AhhhhhhhhhhShhaaaaaadddduuuuupppp la.

My mum saw me 'roaming' the streets at around 1pm+ during a work day.

So I got a lecture as soon as I got home.

"1pm already still jalan jalan there. No need to work arh?"
" You are supposed to leave the office at 12pm and be back BEFORE 1pm."
" You are already working. You must gain your employer's trust."

Dunno abt you..but do I look like I give a fuck about this job? Gain trust wor.....Chimakan....
The one abt being back before 1pm is the funniest one. My lunch break is never 1 hour oni. It is always around 1hr15mins or 1hr30mins. HAH!!!

You see la...Puasa is going to start on Thursday. All the BSP employees will work until 1pm oni. I dunno abt my work time. If still have to work until 5pm, sigh...dunno what I will do.

P/S: Good news tho. There's a vacancy in a school.

Edit: I am reading a old book called Queen of Subtleties by Suzannah Dunn. It's a story abt Anne Boleyn.

I am amazed that the word 'fuck' is already used wayyyyyy back in 1500. o_O

I am getting really forgetful.

Everyday, I need to write down where I am supposed to go during lunch break.
My where-to-go list looks sumthing like this.

1) Get food. Go to Jee Juan/ Mum Bakery.
2) Go to library send form.
3) Mushroom balls. Go to Soon Lee.
4) Photocopy IC.

Even things like getting my own food I need to write it down too. Hmph...I'm getting senile.


I NEED A PDA. *rub hands in glee*

Kwong Wai Siew dinner night

Arrived in CHMS at around 7pm and waited for half an hour before the function officially started.

As usual, there'll be a few rich ah peks who'll go on stage and give a speech. I just zoned out coz I don't understand a word they are saying. When ppl clap, I clap also. I don't think anyone else was paying attention too. They were just waiting for the first dish to be served.

After the 2nd dish, i think, all the prize receipients had to line up outside the hall and wait for their turn to go on stage. Then JiaWei, YeeTzen, JenDeng, YuinRoo and I were outside talking and bla bla bla....Halfway thru our chitchat, I wanted to burp but I cannot just burp like that right..?? Manners ba...So I turned my head to the back. As soon as I turned my head, I was face to face to a girl who's my bro's fren. Hak si ngin....What to do? There's no way I can go liau..so I swallowed the burp back. -.-"

So loser rite? But hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. If I burp in her face, it'll melt her nicely-applied Christian Dior/Lancome makeup wei......And she will refuse to go on stage and perform some hot dance and it'll ruin the whole night because all the audience will have one less hot liang moi to watch.

What? Reli...??
Aww...dun mention it. I am not that nice actually...Oh..You thanked me too many times. *blushes*

Anyways, back to the dinner. The performances were mainly singing and dancing. There's this girl who sung a Chinese song by Ah Mei called 'Wo Yau Kuai Le'. Ignoring the fact that she sounds like a chipmunk, she is pretty good. She is also one of the dancers. Dunno if she is Tommy's sister. There are so many of these lil girls who sports the same haircut and almost the same face one. Cannot tell who's who. Aiyo..sound like an auntie agn. Then there's the dance by Eileen Chan and Co. (read: lou ku po). Outta the 4 dancers, I thought the woman in green was the best. The rest of Eileen Chan and Co. just cincai cincai dance one.

Can you guess how much I got?? Since Kwong Wai Siew is cutting cost, I thought they will decrease the prize money. So I got my envelope. The amount of money is written on the envelope itself. $20?????? So little....???? When YeeTzen/YuinRoo asked me how much I got, I seriously wanted to tear the envelope and swallow it arh....Then YeeTzen/JenDeng told me it's $320. I looked at the number on the envelope agn. There is indeed a '3' infront of the '20' but to me it looked more like a scribble than a '3'. Muahahahahaha..........And my granmama gave me 110 bucks agn le..I know it's not much but I can save it up for future use when I'm in Aus rite? Haha....

And I thought I'd never see this guy agn. That is until he won the grand prize of the lucky draw. It's a brand new 29" Toshibi TV. Not Toshiba, it's Toshibi. Damn him...I wanted the TV man. So I can watch One Tree Hill in my room with the brand new Toshibi TV wei. Can you guess who?

"Whoever eats the chilli, he will feel the hots!!" (this one only ex-chms students knows la)

High School Musical 2

I am eating my words agn. I watched the High School Musical 2. However, I only watched it after it started for half an hour.

The whole movie was OK, Sharpay IS a pain in the ass. The movie is still kinda cheesy. You know the whole 'look-to-the-sky-as-if-everything-is-sooooo-beautiful' thing. Ya, Gabriella is still doing it. Gabriella's hair looked a bit auntie-ish. Maybe it's just me lar...

The songs are nice. The stupidest part would be when Troy found out that all junior staff i.e his frens cannot perform on this talent night show thingy. The next scene shows Troy walking really fast and furious. So my sis and I thought he was going to look for Sharpay and tell her off. Instead, he stands on top of the mini hill and starts singing.......-.-" *smacks forehead*

I thought it was almost the same as High School Musical 1. Maybe a lil bit better than the first installment.

Byebye...

YeeTzen!! Have a safe flight and no worries! You'll be just fine in UK. Take care!

My current two fav songs.

John Mayer- I don't trust myself (With loving you)
Cassie- Is it you?

This particular song of John Mayer's is very soothing. It's like a lullaby for grown-ups. He has an amazing voice!!!
And the song by Cassie is very up-beat and teenage-like. She is not a very good singer tho. Passable oni. Fun!

I hate it when it rains.

This morning, on my way to work, it rained heavily.

And I have no umbrella. Why didn't I bring my um-be-re-lla ella ella ella????

As I was rushing to the shelter, I stepped into a puddle of water and ruined my shoes. Hmph...But it gives me more the reasons to shop for a new pair of shoes. Hehe....
Been wearing heels for the past 2 or 3 months. I want to wear flats now.

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Tonight is the Kwong Wai Siew's dinner thing, i think. My bro and I have to go. So lazy to go also..coz I bet my prize money is less than a measly 50 bucks. I didnt get a single A. How much can I expect to get? Stand on stage with all those students who get 5As one, I also feel paiseh arh...So hot somemore....Aiyaiyaiyai....

Can I stay at home, pls???

Note to myself:

After reversing the car, change to drive mode before stepping on the accelerator.

Tsk tsk...

There goes High School Musical down the drain.

Is it just me or...

do some Gurkha guys look hot?

DUN give me that look wei.....

I went to Naafi in the Gurkha residential area and saw a few tall and mata sepet-ed Gurkha guys!! Haha...I have a weakness for small and sepet eyes like Rain.

Their body so fit summore...*drools*

*drools *

*drools*

*drowns in my own pool of saliva*

Happy bday...

to MsSerene!! Just 19 nia....Hope you and MrSerene can be together for a long time!! (if you guys are still at it). Haha.....Enjoy!

Dunno if it's my PMS or wat

but today I am super pek chek with her again.

She asked me to do the quotation. She opens the document and found out I didn't include the selling price.

" Eh..where's the selling prai? You don't put down the selling prai arh?"
" I wrote it down on the paper oredi"
" Huh? Oh....That's the price you want la?"
* both pauses for a while*
" You open the file and type in the prai ok?"
" Ok. (Do I have a choice?)"

Chibaihai....! You already open the file ma...it's just in front of you. Why can't you move your scrawny fingers over to the keyboard and press a few buttons more???!!! It's not like the office's PCs are super high-tech one. The PC I'm using always hangs.

Those ppl who buy their uni certs are like that one.

Sometimes I do pity her. Work sooo hard oni get a lil more than twice my salary. She'll prolly spend her life in this stupid dodgy looking office as a office lady who flirts with her customers with her fake 'i'm hot' voice. All her male customers will run away when they found out they have been flirting with such a face.

And she'll get married to her Subaru-driving smoker bf.

I wish my dad dint tell me I might be going to Aus in Feb. Coz rite now, I'm just counting the days to my last day at work. And it's a long long long time. Sigh.....



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I need to learn to look out for road signs which says 'BERHENTI' coz it means stop and I don't. I just zoom past them. Scared the hell outta me...Luckily that time got no car coming from my right side arh..if not, I'm BBQ pork now.

Happy Birthday!!

To SleshaPujaDevi!! and HappyJosh!!

Both of you are 20 yrs old today. May you get whatever you wish for and be even more successful in the future. I am going to be very successful too. Then we can sit down one day and smoke our bigass cigars. Haha...!!


Note: SleshaPujaDevi doesn't smoke, neither do I. But who knows...;p (Later, Mrs Kamini bomb me arh)

It runs in the family

I finally understand my desire/want to get a tattoo.

Simple. My dad and mum have them too!!

My dad has two eagles on his chest. Both eagles' claws are aimed at my dad's heart. Wonder who broke his heart. o_O

My mum tattoo-ed her eye....lids. You know last time very 'IN' ba. To have a long black line as a eyeline. Thus making your eye look bigger. All the mega stars like Teresa Teng, Lin Ching Hsia and etc etc were donning the look. And she must be lazy to draw everyday so she decided to just tattoo-ed it la. Easy, fast and long-lasting. LOL....

I found out my sis wants one too. The exact same place I want to have it.

It's in the genes!

*pooooooooooooooot*

Nature is calling really urgent!!

Relief....as you pee as hard as possible to remove all the yellow liquid from your puny bladder.

All of a sudden, you let out a fart.

"POOT!"

This is sooo embarrassing when you're in a public toilet and there are ppl queuing outside to use the toilet too.
You can't run away. All the girls out there knows it's you.
The only option is to put on a brave face and make your exit ASAP.

Another embarrassing thing is the sound girls make when they pee.

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

So loud! Very shy ba.....When peeing, I always try not to make so much noise. LOL....

So mafan arh being a girl. Pee also have issues. The only advantage is we get to look all nice and pretty and have many options when it comes to clothes and fashion. And we do get away with petty crimes/wrongdoings pretty easily.

I knew I spoke too soon

Dayyymn!

I still can go to Sydney. But my mum *chokes her* is reli doing EVERYTHING she can to stop me. Can't believe her at all.

My dad told me he and my mum almost got into a fight again last night. While discussing this matter.

She was giving him all the negative feedbacks on this studies thingy.

1) I want to go to Sydney because of Tiger Woods.
Rebutt: How many times I need to say this?????? I made my decision waaaayyyyyyyy before he got the scholarship.

2) Event management has no future in Brunei.
Rebutt: This in fact I am well aware of . I am prepared to work outside for a long time. Unless something comes up which makes/forces me to come back to Brunei. Such as marriage, illness and etc...

3) I have always wanted to be a teacher. Why did I change my mind all of a sudden after going to a career exhibition?
Rebutt: I wanted to be a teacher because that was the only thing I think I can be good at. I only decided on event management when I sat down and ask myself what I want out of my career. Not because after I went to some career exhibition. This is a high-paying job (after a few yrs experience) which requires pretty long hours and I get to move around. Nothing too shabby..

4) She thinks Tiger and I made a pact to go Sydney together.
Rebutt: WHAT THE FUCK?!! I wish she would just leave Tiger out of this. Why does she always bring him in? She made it sound like I am going to marry him for sure. WHAT THE FUCK?!! again. I am only 20. There are bound to be many more tiring relationships before I finally settle down. To her, a girl shud marry the first bf she has. Wahlan.....Besides, he is not my first bf and we are not together anymore.

5) It seems like no one(relatives, friends) has any opinions on event management.
Rebutt: Of course la...No one does event management in Brunei wokay??? There is only 1, 1 freaking event management company in Brunei. All they know are engineering(no offence, engineering students), doctor(no offence, medical students), accounting(no offence, accounting students). Shit! To her, all the jobs which allows you to sit in the office, got aircon and can wear suit and ties means it's a good job. Other than that, means you got a not-so-respectable job.



Arrrrgghhhh!!!! ROAR.....!!!!