My upper lips hurt weali weali bad..

I have an ulcer on the inside of my upper lip.

Pare told me to gurgle with salt water. I called him siao.

However, last night I couldn't take it anymore. So I tried to gurgle with salt water.

I saw a container with white powder inside. Tasted it. Hmm...a tiny bit salty so must be salt la. Mix a pinch with water and gurgle. But I still have this feeling that it is NOT salt. I went to ask my Lau Bu and she told me it's 'A-Ji-No-Moto'. -.-"

Okay..now I have to search for normal salt. Can you believe this? The whole house so big but salt is nowhere to be seen. Turns out Lau Bu is using some kind of Korean bamboo salt not normally sold in supermarkets. What the hell.....The salt is grey in colour wei.

Aiya..that time, my ulcer is killing me. So no choice, salt grey colour also must try liau. I mixed it with water and the solution smells like rotten eggs!!! Or someone who farted after not being able to pang-sai for 1 week. No kidding okay!

I spat out the solution and cursed. Ge-li er........

To my surprise, I woke up today to find my upper lips feeling much better.

But it hurts agn now.

Eh, pare! Apa la you. Say gurgle with salt water confirm hilang the ulcer. Lauya!

Plastic surgery

The new channel 733 is my fave past time right now.

Yesterday, I saw a show on Plastic Surgery. Ewwww.......

Although these women look considerably younger and better looking, the process to that is ugh!

All the barb wires inserted into their face. Screws drilled into the skull.

I wonder if they'll trigger the metal detector thing to go off when exiting a department store. o_O

Happy birthday!!!

To SharonAkaJX!!! 19 years old liau...Must be a great doctor and open your own clinic. That way, I dun have to pay for medical bills in the future. LOL...You're a great girl and all the best to you!!!

Fucked-up dream #12159965

It's so fucked up that even you'll feel embarassed reading this (esp the 3rd part of the dream).

I was standing inside a dark room with Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment. It's like a scene from the Sixth Sense. They were kneeling besides a basin of water. Haley then took a spoon and flicked some of the water onto the ceiling.
He said to Bruce Willis that when the water touches the ceiling of the dark room, tiny little bright spots will appear around the room and it keeps the ghosts away. True enough, it did. It was so beautiful. The tiny spots glowed and dimmed, glowed and dimmed and repeats. However, dumbass Bruce Willis couldn't see it. No idea why. And I think Haley is bruffing about the ability of the spots to keep ghosts away because dumbass Bruce Willis is still there!

And then the scene changed. I was at a very peaceful village. It seems like I was transported back to the Vikings times. All the of the villagers were huge and wore steel hats with bull horns on them.
Out of nowhere, another bunch of Vikings attacked this village and start to kill almost everyone. They are ruthless and unreasonable. They are like,

" You are tall. YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"
" You have a mole on your face. YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"
" Why are you standing up? YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"

Exactly like the Nazi takeover, do whatever also have to die one.
Just as suddenly as they appeared, they vanished into thin air.

The scene changes agn. This time, I saw Pink, you know the singer with pink/blond hair. Ya, her. She is my uncle's wife!! OMG......And I dreamt that she was asking for ahem from my uncle. My uncle was kinda reluctant but in the end, he said yes. (Where got guys say NO to ahem one orh??)
However........However........However.....
I end up in bed with him!!!! Oh my freaking god..! Of all the millions and millions of people to choose from, I had to be the chosen one. Why am I so lucky?? Why I buy Toto and 4D dun strike le?? Pink was the one who ask for the ahem, then she do la..Why me?????
Back to story. From what I remember, he was kind of angry and it was finished in 2 seconds!!( So fast meh the ahem??)
It was SO bad that it don't even qualify as a wet dream. @_@"

How the fuck can this even happen??

Am I that ugly and fat that I have to ahem with my uncle?? This uncle is not the hot uncle that Nathan Scott and Lucas Scott has. This uncle is the uncle who scolded me and my sis for playing with his bottles of expensive designer perfumes in his closet and the uncle whom I talked to less than 10 times in a year although we live under the same roof. Good Lord!!! I wanna get laid by a cute guy with mata sepet!! Not itu my uncle...!!

I find it so hard to look at him this morning while we were having breakfast this morning. Koi wui..!!

This dream is so ho-ri-ji-ble that it's not a dream. It's a freaking nightmare!!!!

And it's not even Halloween yet!

You think you are tall and handsome, nobody dare to langgar you izzit???

Cilaka...

I was driving on the very very narrow road by Wisma Yakin, Escapade, Orchid Room 2 and Fratini. Suddenly, got this tall Indian mixed angmoh campalang comes out of nowhere. He was just staring at his shoes and walking quite far away from the sidewalk.

You think your grandfather built the road ha?? Got your name on the road ha?? Shit...Fortunately I swerved just enuf to not hit his sorry ass and not hit any oncoming cars on the other side of the road.

If I reli hit you, you better not cry by the roadside arh!!


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Only 3 months after Transformers showed in the cinema, did I buy the DVD 9 and watch it.
Watched it 3 weeks ago.

Sibeh good wei...! The action scenes and some goofy things Sam Witwicky said.

There are also some stupid things like how one of the Decepticon said "I smell you, booooyyyy!!" while chasing Sam. It is supposed to be a robot. A robot who does the robot-dance and transform into cars and track down ppl by using his robot senses like laser eyes/sending out ultrawaves/UV rays (physics students, some help here?)

Megan Fox is nose-bleeding, mind-blowing HOT!!!! But her acting is reli mediocre don't cha think? Some ppl says that Megan Fox is hotter than Jessica Alba. I think they are equally beautiful.

The only difference is this. How they would react if a guy slaps their bum.

Megan Fox: You think you're so good? And dun slap my bum. You want me, show me. *gives a come-get-me face*
Jessica Alba: Dun slap my bum, you pervert. I know my rights and please respect women. *gives a i'm-gonna-break-ur-balls face*

LOL..That's just my opinion la.

And after a kazillion years it premiered, I also finally watched Superman Returns on HBO.

SO hensem nya...Superman itu!!! I kinda knew the lil boy was Superman's son from the beginning coz you know la, woman's intuition (the boy IS his son rite??)
The son beri beri cute also. So funny to see him spray the 'ubat asthma' after pushing such a heavy piano.

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I dun want to go for swimming lessons anymore!! Sienz..After 1 1/2 months hiatus, swimming lessons gonna start today.

Tulan..

Today, at 8am+, a woman from BLNG called looking for the woman who bought her uni cert.
Long story short, she told me her name which is Jainah and when I ask if the WWBHUC knows her number, Jainah says she does. Ok fine lor...

Long story short agn, the WWBHUC called Jainah but Jainah said she didnt call earlier on. WTF?
So I had to refer to the BSP directory and look for any other Jainah-s who might be the one who called. Turns out nope. All the Jainah-s in BSP and BLNG didn't call our office just now.

Then, this happened.

" Lesley, next time, when you answer the phone, greet ppl 'good morning' or 'good afternoon'."
" The 2nd thing is, when I'm engaged on the other line or have gone to the washroom, don't just say so and put down the phone. Ask them if they have any msg or anything."
" Thirdly, ask them to leave their contact numbers."

What did I do? Just like when my mum nags me, I just partially zoned out until I realise that there are no more noise and I look in her direction and nod. And say 'Yes'.

MachauhaiPukitiangChibai!!

I need you to teach me how to answer the phone meh?? FYI, I do greet ppl 75% of the time. I don't see her say anything when she forgets to greet the customers once in a while.

And it's not like I didn't ask if they 'want to leave a msg'. Sometimes, it's them who slam down the phone before I could say anything. Why ha?? Because I dun have the 'I'm hot' voice??

Thirdly, I do ask for their contact numbers. But most of the time, they'll tell me "Oh, she knows my number. Just tell her that XXX from YYY called. She'll know". So they dun want to give, I also cannot do anything ma..rite?? Everyone ahhh-siium that she knows ma. None of my business also.

Just a phone call only. It's not like some multi-million business. Everyday rushing to do this quote, do that quote. And in the end, got get the tender meh?? Also dun have ma..Ppl at the BSP and BLNG treat you like so-chai.

WANT TO TAMPAR HER ARH!

Weird dream #2154515

I was inside this luxurious hotel room when I got bored. Looked out of the window and saw the prettiest and biggest swimming pool. So I decided to change and go for a swim.

There I was, swimming happily and slowly when my head hit the side of the pool. Strange..the pool is hugeass enormous!! How can my head hit the side so fast? Anyways, I continued to swim in another direction. Then I hit the side agn. What?! I now realised the pool was getting smaller and smaller by the minute.

So I got up and found out that my digi cam which I had placed by the pool had gone missing. Bumped into my bro and he handed me back the cam. Rupa rupanya dia yang ambil..Tiu! Shortly after that, Tazzy Shu Hui came up to me ask me,

" Why did that girl want to get her pic with me?"
" I dunno. She's my bro's friend."
(So random right???)

As I tried to leave the pool section, I realised another thing. I was freaking N-A-K-E-D!!! The towel I wrapped around my body fell onto the floor. It only hit me after a few sceonds. Free show for everyone during that few seconds liau....I tried to save my dignity by covering my bits and pieces with one hand and the other trying to untangle the damn towel to cover up myself. Funny thing is, the more I try to untangle it, the more tangled up it gets!!! Argh..!!

Anyways, the next thing I knew I was in the back seat of a car with my sis. From what I can see, we were on the way back from Bandar. I saw my reflection from the front mirror(the long oblong mirror btwn the two front seats. Dunno what's it called ok) and saw that I'm wearing someone else's sunnies. I asked my sis,

"Where's my own sunnies? The one which I always wear when I'm driving?"
" *points to the back pouch of the driver's seat*"

OMG! My sunnies was snapped into two by some scumbag dipshit!!! Strangely, I wasn't angry at her at all. I just assumed that it was someone else's doing. Not hers.

Then we reached home. I quickly rushed outta the car and waited for someone to open the door. No one did. So agn, with my towel still wrapped around me, I waited for my mum and siblings to carry shitload bags of yummy colourful happy-looking cupcakes and buns.

Once inside the house, I rushed to the laundry instead, dunno why. Then I came out. N-A-K-E-D agn, WTF.............
And my dad's friend saw me! Oh Lord....Have some mercy!
I scurried back to the laundry agn and this time, EVERYONE followed me to the laundry. My mum, sis, bro, dad, dad's fren, aunt, uncle, frens, my dog, my cat, my goldfish, my parrot, my EVRYTHING and EVERYONE ARH!!!!!
They were forcing me to open the laundry door!
They kept pushing and pushing. I kept on resisting. And in the end, my mum shouted,

" Let's BARGE IN....!!!!"

The door crashed open and they saw everything....Every little detail and bits. After that, everyone cleared up. Like nothing ever happened before.

MY GOD!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

Ignore

my previous post pls... I was just rambling on and on about shit.

I am so MC2 rite now!!

Edit: MC2=mong cha cha

Big girl, you are beautiful!! You sure..?

I find the tune of this song "Big Girl (You are beautiful)" by Mika very catchy.

Now before you say, "Of coz la..you are fat ma..so that's why you need this song to comfort urself nia..", I don't agree with the message Mika is trying to spread here.

It's obvious appearance plays a huge part in whatever you are doing.

To those ppl who says looks doesn't matter, you are either lying or you dunno what you reli want. To me, looks don't RELI matter which means it does matter in some way or another. Like I said many times before, tall boys with small eyes appeals to me the most. Ok, back to topic.

If you are standing in a room with many ppl, you are more likely to mingle with the more attractives ones because it is what draws you to them in the first place. The only way to find out one's personality is to start talking to them. And what will prompt you to do that? Their faces/looks/appearances of course.

Scene 1
You are attracted to a particularly good-looking one. However you found out, he/she has awful personality. Which turns you off reaalll bad. Thus this brings you to say 'I prefer personality'.

Scene 2
You are an acquaintance with him/her. He/She looks just average. But as you get to know him/her more, you find him/her more and more appealing. All those pimples suddenly look so daymn cute. Even the ones which look reli ripe and ready to squirt yellow-y pus onto ur face. This brings you to say ' It's his/her personality that attracts me. Looks doesn't matter'.

Scene 3
You see a ravishing young man/woman and start talking to him/her. Turns out he/she has an amazing personality and you think 'Wow..so hot and interesting somemore!'

Scene 4
You talked to a less-than-average looking guy/girl. Found out he/she has sucky everything. Which leads you to say 'So ugly oredi, personality also dun have. Next time, I only talk to those handsome/pretty ones arh'.

The only time you can tell ppl that you dun care abt looks is when you are in Scene 2.

Either way the ugly ones are always at a disadvantage. Because once word get around that someone don't like you, then you are doomed for life. Might as well migrate to Kenya and start a new life all over. Throw in plastic surgery+ liposuction on the way.

I have a fren whose sis works in Empire. Her sis,ABC, has higher qualifications than this woman, DEF. However, the manager (A hum sup lou) gave a higher position to DEF because she is very very hot. WTF..!!

Ahh..Life is unfair. Deal with it..No amount of protest will ever change the fact that people judge you or how much they like you by how you look. So that's why I disagree with Mika. He actually thinks these kind of songs will boost fat people's self esteem permanently.
Useless one lar.....Once they see a size 00 girl walk by, I assure you their self esteem will take a plunge from the top of Petronas Twin Towers.

Ladies & gentlemen, looks does matter. Pretty-fy(no such word but I invent myself one) yourself. That way you can do almost whatever you want and try to flirt your way up that corporate ladder.


P/S: Incase, you are wondering if today is one of my fat or ugly days, NOPE! Infact, today is one of my slim and pretty days. Just want to get it off my chest.

What's the meaning of exclusive?

When use in these sentences.


* Complimentary Regular Laundry Service Subject to FOUR pieces per Executive Suite per night (exclusive for Executive Suite booking only)
* Complimentary Set Breakfast for TWO per Executive Suite per night (exclusive for this booking only)



It goes along something like 'especially provided for' right? Right? Right?



The woman who bought her uni cert told me it means not included. I am aware 'exclude' means not included and exclusive brings that meaning too. However, the usage of the word here does not imply that.



I'm right, right???? Pls dun tell me I'm wrong.



I am going to be so devastated if I am wrong and she's right. Coz it means my Eng-gli-shi is worse than someone who bought her uni cert!! I'm gonna cry gao gao...

BSB always got a way to show how much they love you

The way they clutch at their heart as if it's gonna stop any minute if you don't say yes to them.

The way they sing til they throw their head back and bend over. Warao.....

The face expression. So sengsara man...Like they are burning in the 18 levels of Hell.

The way they crouch by the sidewalk like a homeless man but decked in designer garments from head to toe, just to wait for you.

Gee..I almost fell for them.

Ok lar..bullshit aside. I saw their new MV 'Inconsolable'. Same style lor....except missing a member but doesn't matter anyway coz Kevin Richardson is basically just an accessory to attract more gila fans for BSB. I love the first 1-2 minute of the song. After that, it's just BLAH!

I like AJ and Brian. Brian is reli good in singing and AJ is endless with his hand gestures.

I used to like Nick Carter coz back then, he was 'oh-so-cute-it-melt-my-heart'. Now...now? now? Like kanasai lor....
And Howie D? How can I put this? In order for ppl to notice him, all the other BSB members have to die first.

Dunno if I want to waste some space on my Zen to store their song.

I finally understand why.

I only get to see Lim Peh (my dad) 6 months outta a year. Coz he stays offshore for a week and come back for a week and so on. And occasionally during his return week, he has to attend some courses in Seria. He would leave the house at 8am and return home for lunch at 12pm.
He would eat his lunch and go inside the room to have a nap. And wake up to return to the centre. I never understand why he's so tired after half a day at his course coz he told us that there's nothing much to do.

However today, I found myself doing the same thing!!! I drove home and made a peanut butter sandwich, watch some TV and when I got drowsy, I lied on the sofa and slept in the same way Lim Peh owez does. *smacks forehead*

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My 5 yr old cousin is officially banned from cold drinks from yesterday onwards. She went to see a doctor because her body has always been reli weak since her baby days. Whenever she eats anything cold, she'll fall sick the next day. My aunt says it must be because her biological mum didn't take good care of her. Giving her ice-cold showers because they are too poor to afford hot water. (Sigh..and I still kom-pren no money to go to Sydney. Ppl hot water also dun have arh.)

The doctor gave a shot to her bumbum and told her she can't have any cold drinks until she's like an adult..? Which is too bad coz she lurves cold drinks. I am going to have SOOO much fun tempting her by drinking Ice Milo in front of her. Tsk tsk.....If I were banned from cold drinks, I'll die!!! No joke.

O-M-F-G!

Update: *sob, sob, sob, sob*
I see salah oredi!!! The price is still almost the same. Only decrease by a few hundred..? I crossed my fingers until senget oredi arh.....Cibai.


I received a mail from ICMS today. And guess what? ICMS has decided to decrease its tuition fees. How can that be? It's almost impossible! Tuition fees are supposed to go higher innit?

Initially the total fees for the 3 yrs are AUD 60K++. And now, it's oni AUD 56K.

Well, I haven't look thru if there are any changes in the 'modules/unit/subject/whatever coz I dunno yet as I'm not a uni student'.

Not sure what causes the drop in tuition fees. I can't smell anything fishy yet. Well, I can't stand the smell of fish. I hope this is not a scam. *fingers crossed*

How do you fry your french fries?

AnntheWaterPig: Jie, that time I try to fry the frozen fries by myself. It was OK but some of them were not very cooked. And the boiling oil was splashing everywhere. So scared one drop kena my face arh. Later not pretty anymore.
Me: -.-
Me: Were you ever pretty before?
AnntheWaterPig: Fark you.

I didnt bother asking her what she used to cook her fries in.

Last week, we were both alone at home and I decided to cook some fries. Was doing a reli good job altho it's my first time. Then my sis came into the kitchen. Looked at me with a 'Huh?' face.

AnntheWaterPig: You use the steel pot to cook arh????
Me: Why? What's wrong? Just pour oil into the pot and can cook fries oredi ma.
AnntheWaterPig: Reli?? Last time, I used the frying pan arh!
Me: Aiyo....No wonder your fries not cooked po-po-ly la..Bodoh!

Frying pan orh?? Can you imagine?
Like this how to go KL study after Form 5??? Chun tou sei..

-.-.........

Obviously, the trip to Kuching inda jadi lagi. Thank goodness, I was clever enuf not to make a decision. Otherwise, it would have been a waste of energy. Make decision also need energy one wokay??!!

Sigh..anyways, I am back to work already!! * pouts LONG LONG ARH*
I feel so cheated lar...Other ppl get 4 days holidays and I get 3 days holidays only. Just becoz my working days includes Saturday as well. Altho Sat is stated as a half-day but the working hours is just 2 hours shy of a full day. Sien right...? I am having PMS agn arh....Post-menstrual syndrome.
In fact, ever since I worked in Comosi, I have suffered from 3 types of diseases. PMS, DMS and PMS. That is Pre-menstrual Syndrome, During-menstrual Syndrome and Post-menstrual Syndrome.

Basically everyday is just 'dun-fuck-with-me' day. And strangely enough, the symptoms only start at 8am and I immediately feel better at 5pm and I feel great on Sunday.

KAU-MENG ARH..!!!!

TOLONG SAYA..!!!

HELP ME..!!!!

JIU JIU WO YA...!!!!

BO LENG GEY NAMASTE..!!!!

HEL PU MEE DES KAH..!!!!!

I want, I want, I want, I want!!!

Hayden's legs. In a post few months ago, I wanted Karolina Kurkova'a legs. I think I left my brain in the fridge. Anyways, I was rummaging the fridge for food one day and found my brain.


Hayden's legs is likely more of a realistic goal for me coz we both got short legs..? But then of coz it means I would prolly have to go swimming everyday for the next 2 years. It's ok, I have done it for 1 month. 1 down, 23 to go.

P/S: The reason I didn't write down Hayden's last name is becoz I can't spell it. -.-

Edit: Initially I put down '1 down, 47 to go'. OMFG!!! There are 48 months in 2 yrs???? My maths arh!!!! Mr Chan will kill me in an instant.

I am so sick of sungkai buffets already!!

Attn: Altho I am a Chinese, I also want to sungkai okay!!

During the whole month of Ramadhan, I went to 4 sungkai buffets. At Wywy, Serikandi, Rizqun and Riviera. The worst being Serikandi's.

Rizqun's buffet has many choices. Got entertainment somemore. They hire some guys to belt out the songs 'Sway' from PCD and 'This Love' from Marron 5 using gendang and all the traditional Malay music intrument. Warao..!!!

Wywy and Riviera's were alright too. Good food. The thing I realise abt sungkai buffets is that there is only one dish of vege. The rest are all bloody red/white meat. I wish they had more vege instead.

Serikandi's is dotdotdotdotdot. Nadai comment.

However, there is still one place where I want to have the sungkai buffet at. I-Lotus!!!
However, it's coming to an end already. So have to wait for next year la. Yes, I'll wait.

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I woke up today and saw a msg on my phone. It was from pare, AnakMuridPierre.

" OMG...So addicted to Facebook oredi....Shyt!! And b***** is sooo cantik. I want! "

I ask him to join, he don't want. And now he tell me he's addicted liau...Wonder who is it that has SO much inluence on him arh? Can manage to get him to join Facebook?

*Ahem* (u know la, pare)

Spice Girls mania!!

Attn: Erm...arh! screw it. No need to warn you guys anymore la. The title says it all.


Last night, I caught an hour of Channel V's Videoscope of Spice Girls. I truly enjoyed that one hour. It brought back so many memories. As much as I don't want to admit it, I am still a big fan of Spice Girls.


Back then , there was no Astro yet and we all had the decoder. I would watch Channel V all day just to wait for Spice Girls's video to come on. I knew the songs word by word coz you definitely will when you listen to their songs 24/7.

Then when my dad got me the CD, I was SO excited.
I got the hugeass platform shoes coz you know, they wear them too.
My dad ordered a Spice Girls bed sheet together with pillowcase and comforter sheet all the way from UK for me. Still using it now. Haha..


I would always like to get my girlfrens or my cousins to form a group of 5 so that I can form Spice Girls too. And I always get to be Baby Spice coz I'm chubby/fat and fair. Which is no problemo for me coz I lurve her. What I remember is that no one seems to like to be Ginger Spice coz maybe she has big boobs and slutty makeup on.

My fav member, Baby Spice. She doesn't look too 'baby' here coz this pic is from her solo album i think. And it's Photoshop-ed.



The outrageous Ginger Spice.

The only video of theirs which I dislike and gives me the creeps would be 'Viva Forever'. I never understood what fascinated the boy to enter the cube. And in then end, got trapped in a blue 50 cents plastic egg.


Their movie, 'Spiceworld' is superb-ly bimbo-ish which makes me like it even more. They had this Spicebus which is so beautifully decorated to suit each member's personality. I would fantasize being inside that bus with my girlfrens and have lotsa fun. LOL....the good ol innocent times.

Spice Girls with their ridiculous outfits.

Now that they are back with a new song, I hope it won't be disappointing. And as they always say,

GAL PAU-WA!!!! *peace*

Just when I thought I made it...

I got stuck halfway exiting my car. How embarrassing!

I parked my car in such a way that the space between the right side of the car and the adjacent car is very narrow. I have already 'adjust' the car so that the space is not so narrow but still...

Opened the door and slowly stepped out.

Inch by inch at a time.

"Hey! Maybe I'm not that fat after all!"

Big mistake. As soon as my words left me, I got wedged between my car door and the adjacent car! Sibeh paiseh arh.....

No choice but to get back into my car and find another parking space. Damn gagal...

I is want to tampar somebody.

First day of period. Eskew me while I stuff my face with more Mamee noodle.

Shud I go to Kuching?

My parents and 2 of my siblings are going to Kuching on the first day of Hari Raya holidays.

My mum is asking me to stay home with my other bro coz I have to work and he has to study for his AS level.

What?? Stay at home alone with him? Don't want...Then my mum says unless I can take leave la.

Hmm....Take or dun take le? If I stay at home, I get to go here and there and go BSRC alone. And no need to potong my gaji agn (my paid leave is down to one day left).

If I go to Kuching, I get to rest and not worry abt work. But all holidays come to an end la. Still have to come back oso wa...

So my decision is...........not yet decide. -.-

I'll see what happens and go with the flow.

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My dear Miss Khoo Yuin Roo send me an IQ test in Facebook.

I was kinda nervous before taking the test because my initial thoughts were ' What if I fail the test? The results will be displayed in my profile page rite? Then everyone will know I'm a dumdum!". But still I did it.

The first question oredi I dunno. Skipped it. Fast forward.

In the end, I got 24 out of 30 questions rite. So that's 80 marks..... An A rite?? Bangga gao gao wei.....My IQ is 130. 30 points above the average person. *beams*

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Nah! Miss Liyana Amir. Here's my long post for you. But there mite not be any update in the next few days, haha....! :D

You see this middle finger???

Ya! It's for you, I-eat-shit-for-breakfast-everyday Mr Mukesh!!!

He is a totally unreasonable dipshit who thinks he's the customer so he has the right to know everything and that he is always right.

He phoned my office this morning looking for one of our technician named Laurence. And of all ppl, I was the 'lucky' one to pick up his call.

"Hello. Can you give me Laurence's mobile number?"
" Erm...." (I am not allowed to give away any of our colleagues' numbers unless the caller is from BSP or BLNG)
" I'm sorry but I don't know his number. And he left the office quite a while ago."
" Are you refusing to give me his number?"
" I don't know his number and besides he went to BLNG and it's not possible to contact him."
( I told him in a very gentle and 'professional' way. DipshitMukesh is getting irritated already.)
" Alright. Can I have your boss's number ? I want to talk to him." (Wahseh..think you used my boss name I scared arh?)
" Sorry. I don't know his number as well." ( I honestly don't know my boss's number. Even if I did, I can't disclosed it too.)
" Are you REFUSING to give me his number too?"
" NO. I REALLY DON'T KNOW HIS NUMBER."
" Who am I talking to? What's your name?"
( I ignored him and refused to tell him)
" I can't help you but it's not possible to reach Laurence right now and my boss is in Singapore!"
" You don't know your name? You don't want to tell me?"
( Silence for 2 secs)
" You are speaking to Lesley!"
" Is there anyone else I can talk to?"
" Ya, you can talk to Yvonne."
" Good. I want to talk to her."

I passed the line to her and DipshitMukesh complaint la.. Yvonne also explain the same thing to him. Bising lar!! He insisted that Laurence call him immediately.

A few moments later, another technician, Kevin came in. He told us that Mukesh is sibeh troublesome. Small small problem straight away call technician to do checking. Anything popped up on his screen call technician lagi.
Look, I may not know what a server/router/cookie/USB/motherboard/network etc etc is but at least when something popped up on my screen, I know how to use my mouse and click the 'X' button OK!!!!!!

Don't know how to use a computer, DON'T WORK LA!!!!KNN...

I dun have enuf coins for my room!!!!

I was decorating my room with FULL attention. Switching the bed's position, adding wardrobe, picking colour schemes and blahhhhh.........Then I was greeted with this message.

" You don't have enough coins for all the items. Please delete some of them."

Fine! I'll just have to wait for 5 days before I can finally afford all the items in my 'room'.
Stupid Facebook!