I have finished Season 2 and 3.

In season 2, Bette and Tina broke up and Tina hooked up with this woman, Helena. They ahem ahem in the pool while Tina is 6 months pregnant. My sis asked me, "Che, if pregnant still can ahem ahem meh???". I said, "Of coz la....!". Paloi....

Bette is having really hard time with her work and her dad died at the season finale.

Dana finally comes out of the closet and she got engaged to this really frightening woman named Tonya (just a kay-lei-fei). You know those kind of women with huge eyes, ties their hair into a high bun and they always look so excited abt one thing or another. Dana and Tonya almost got married.

While Alice is fighting her feelings for Dana. In the end she confesses to Dana and they got together.

Jenny and Shane became really good frens because they are house mates. They found another roommate. He is Mark, a straight guy. He is doing a documentary on the lesbian world and secretly installed video cameras around the house i.e in Shane and Jenny's bedrooms and everywhere la. Mark ended up being kinda obsessed with Shane. Jenny and Shane flipped when they found out abt it.

Carmen and Shane ahem ahem in the recording studio after they first met. However because Shane ''doesn't do relationship'', she kept pushing Carmen away to Jenny. But Carmen was persistent and Shane finally says 'I love you' to Carmen while they were ahem ahem-ing in the bed. Ahh...Shane finally has a gf.

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In season 3, things between Bette and Tina get ugly. Bette wants sole custody of their daughter, Angelica. Tina returns to hetero-ville when she started dating Henry.

Dana and Alice broke up. Dana and Lara got together. Dana got breast cancer and died. So sad..

Jenny met a girl named Moira and they started dating. Moira is just a selfish ridiculous bitch. She wants to change herself into a man. Starts to take testosterone and is saving up to potong her tits. And she changed her name to Max. Initially Jenny was supportive of what Moira was doing. But Jenny is a lesbian. She can't fall for Max becoz Max is a guy.

You see. This is the thing I don't understand abt some lesbians desire to be a man. If she becomes a man, then it would defeat the purpose of being a lesbian rite?? If I were to become lesbian, I'll fall for butch lesbians something like Shane but I wouldnt mind that her inside is woman. Whether or not I'll have feelings for femme lesbians I dunno. Rite now, I am just bi-curious.

This is Moira/Max.
Reminds me of Zac Efron le....

After Dana's death, it leads Shane to think abt the ones that she loves most so she asked Carmen to marry her. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! However, she fucked it up by not showing up at the wedding and went to Cherie's house for a night of drug and sex instead. Cherie is the horny middle-aged woman.

Why? Why? Why? They would have been the most gorgeous-est couple in lesbian-dom.

I'm on Season 4 now. Think I'll be done after New Year.

Happy New Year everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Season 1- done!

So much ahem ahem la....It was fun watching the girl-girl sex scenes. But I am not a perv yo.....
Shane got her heart broken by a rich middle aged woman with a high libido. Boohoo...

Anyways, one of the main characters in Ugly Betty is in the L word too. He plays Daniel in Ugly Betty. He plays Tim in the L word. My sis and I call him the Ugly Betty boy.

He's the ex bf of Jenny, a straight turned lesbo. He was so furious when he walked in on Jenny while Marina(one member of the L word clique) was eating her out. Wow....

They broke up but he still constantly goes to Jenny for midnight booty calls. Asshole.
And Jenny is an idiot for letting him do that. I was very digusted by the Jenny-Tim sex scenes maybe coz of the storyline. Jenny is prolly the most fucked up lesbo I have ever seen on TV.

Alice is so funny. She is a bisexual trying to be straight when she can't get any with the girls. And she dated a lesbian-identified man named Lisa. It means he feels he's a woman trapped inside a man's body and only dates woman. Which is just...pointless coz technically that would make him straight.

Dana is a lesbian hiding in the closet who eventually comes out. And is embarassed because she had an orgasm while having sex.


Bette and Tina are like this impossibly happy couple who have been together for 7 yrs. And I think it's like 70 yrs for lesbians so all their friends reli admire how they can keep it together for so long. TiBette are trying to start a family. But anyhow, Tina got pregnant thru IVF. And Bette cheated on Tina with another woman. Aiyo......


Now I am halfway thru season 2 already. New characters! Helena, a rich woman who has the hots for a pregnant Tina. And a sexay hot Latina for Shane!!!!!! Here's a picture of them.


So hot rite!!! I am so in love with this couple! Their romance is gonna get hotter. *pengsan-s*

I am so in love....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I fell in love with Shane.


Shane is so hot!


Everything abt Shane sets me on fire!!


I want Shane to do me first before anyone else, muahahahaha..........


And Shane is a fucking woman.


She is a character on the 'L word'. Which I am so addicted to rite now!

For some ppl it might qualify as soft porn oredi but I dun think so. It's just a normal drama series with lesbian sex scenes that's all. Some might get 'high' by watching two girls get it on but trust me, once you have seen it a couple of times, it just look normal.

Anyways back to Shane. Her real name is Katherine Moennig. She plays a real heartbreaker. Having slept with so many girls and having a different girl every night.

I bought the first season on last Sunday. Saw the first 4 episodes and was hooked! Quickly went to Bandar agn yesterday and got the remaining 3 seasons. I think season 5 is coming soon. *excited gao gao*

Now, my evenings are for the L word only.

So girls, go watch the L word now! You won't be bored! Trust me!

I bought the Levi's Jeans!

Coz the promoter is so handsome! So charming lagi tu..(of coz la, he wants me to buy his jeans ba)

He helped me measure my leg's actual length and brought it to the shop for cutting. Aiya..no wonder I buy from him la. Hehe.......

I had a really happy Christmas coz I went shopping and got a good deal of things.

Things I paid by myself:
- Levi's Jeans (99 bucks)
- White vest (25 bucks)
- Grey checkered pants (30 bucks)
- Face Shop Gold eyeliner and damn gao gorgeous deep purple shimmery nail polish (12 bucks)
- 3 seasons of 'The L Word' (24 dollars, pirated one la of coz)

Total damage: $190.00

Wah....I damn pokai!

Things my mum paid:
- 2 skirts (24 bucks oni!!! So cheap rite!! So good in finding bargains)
- 1 red top (24 bucks)

Total damage: $48.00

Why like that one??? She pay for the cheap things oni one.....
Now I have a total of 2 skirts, 1 pants, 1 jeans, 3 tops for CNY. BUT!!!!
Where got enuf??? I am thinking of getting at least 4 to 5 tops more and 2 more pants. Coz when you buy the clothes you find them oh-so-gorgeous but on CNY day itself, you can't find anything decent to wear. Cibai..!!!

And ohh..a navy blue long tube top to go with my white vest.

So things to get now: bra, panties, bag, wallet and SHOES!!!!!!

And you know what?? I think my boobies shrunk in size oredi!! HAHAHAHAHAH.............
Due to the lao-sai-ing and puking. My sis say "How come your baju got extra cloth one? Esp at the chest area?"......... -.-"

My 'auntie' is so punctual.

Right on time and just in time for Christmas!

Have a blardy Christmas everyone!!!



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My Swedish massage is apparently so effective that all my body's toxins are rushing to escape.

I found a huge zit right on my chin this morning.

Some ppl think go to spa NO NEED appointment one...

Boys....Pfft!
We decided to go Bandar agn but this time we intend to go spa-ing and shopping together.

Seeing that I have not gotten a SINGLE piece of item for CNY yet and it's already the end of Dec (I know, where got like that one??), I went jeans-hunting. After trying so many pieces, I finally found two which fits me and not make me look like Taiwan Lady's bak-chang.
One piece is from Levi cost $99.50 and the other is from Giordano which cost $53.90. Which one to get le..? I think I'll get both.. :)

Then he went to like a million sports shops just to get his badminton bag with his name on it.
After he got the bag, we finally make our way to Zen Spa.
Just to find out that all the masseuers are fully booked. *cringes*
And last night, I still msged him and asked if we need to make an appointment. He said, "NO NEED!!!!!!". Pandai ma this kind of ppl...*rolls eyes*

So we look for another spa lor! He brought me to this Orchid Garden Hotel where Amanha Spa is located. I almost fainted when I saw the price. 60 bucks for 1 hour massage! You want me to pay?? Wait long long la...! After thinking it over for like the longest time ( i.e. 5 minutes), I still don't want. Since I dun want, he also dun want la.

I suggested going to The Spa Zone at The Mall.

" It's definitely going to be much cheaper la."
" It better be. Or else, I'll beat you into a pulp!"
" Fine!"

And as it turns out, I was right! As always la....*smirks*
But problem, there is only one masseuer. The other one is on leave. Paloi...He let me go for the massage and he opt for pedicure instead. My massage was 30 bucks for 35 minutes but it costs only 60 bucks for a 1 1/2 hours massage le..However, we were rushing so I choose 35 minutes oni lor...

We both still want to go to Zen Spa coz all the packages are really attractive and worth it. Besides I have the HeadStart card so I have 20% off!!!!

And on our way back home, our topic of conversation was very interesting.......*giggles*

*Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!*

I dun laugh at ppl who puke le....

For the past few days, if I am not puking then I am lao-sai-ing. I can lao sai 10 times in a span of 6 hours.

And once I take in something, I'll feel like puking. It's not like I stuffed my face with burgers, pizza and char kuey tiaw. I didn't take anything last night. And this morning, I bought the sandwich from Jee Juan. One piece only and two gulps of water. After that, I feel like puking agn. So 'suffer' arh........

One time, I couldn't stand the feeling anymore so I stuck my fingers down my throat and BLARH................!!!!!!!!!
Now I know how a bullimic does her job everyday.

I am so scared of taking food in now..(kononnya) coz I absolutely hate the 'want-to-puke' feeling. If this continue until next week, I will go to see a doctor agn.

P/S: You might think I'm bragging abt my ability to lao sai 10 times in 6 hours but I'm not.

I passed............................................................

my swimming test!

How on earth did that happened? How the hell did I managed to pass when I wanted to fail the exam? Argh.....!!!

Both my sis and I passed with 8/10. My two bros failed with 6/10 and 3/10. They have to repeat grade 3. I am promoted to grade 5 and my sis to grade 4.

Now I have to swim really really fast just to keep up. I have a slight phobia towards swimming pool ever since I got the damn painful warts on my foot which hurts till now.

Karma baby, Karma.

I learned not to laugh at women with huge boobies because karma just bit me in the ass yesterday.

I bought a new skirt, new long pants and 2 new tops for work in Bandar on Sat. So I decided to get new panties because I don't want VPL thru my pants.

While getting my panties, I asked the shop owner if there is any bra without padding. She led me to this section. She took one look at me and choose D cup for me! dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot

D????? And I was wearing a loose shirt summore.

Why??? I only wanted to be a B. Instead now I am a C. And the owner gave me a D to try on. And you know what's the saddest part? I fit in to a D.....*sobs*
Now to think of it, I can fit in three cup sizes. 38B, 36C and 34D.
Needless to say, of coz I didnt get the bra. If I buy the bra, means I accepted the fact that my boobs are D-potensi oso. So....hell no!


Disclaimer: You might think I'm bragging abt my boob size but I'm not.

Why it only rains after I washed my car??

Stu-pit! I even brave the drizzle and use the very expensive type of car-sabun to wash my car le......After I was done, the whole car looks weali shiny. Bangga kao kao....And it had to rain so heavily yesterday.

*long pia*


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On another note, my heart goes *beep boop* *beep boop* more often these days.

My current fav songs:

1) Neglected - Katherine McPhee
2) No Air - Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown
3) No One - Alicia Keys
4) Superman - Brown Boy
5) Happily Never After - Nicole Scherzinger
6) Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

You know what's annoying No. 1855661??

When the insides of your eyes are itchy and no matter how you rub your eyes, you just can't seem to relieve the itch? It makes you want to dig out your eyeballs, stick your fingers into the eye socket and stratch to your heart's content. Then after that, put your eyeballs back into the eye socket.

That or you can just punch your own eye.

Or when your bone is itchy and you can can't stratch them too. AIYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to langgar my leg into the tree trunk or wall arh.

Our day out.

I went up to Bandar with a former schoolmate. To pick up his relative from the airport and go shopping.

I haven't seen him for a very very long time. However, he is still the same. Didn't change a tiny bit. Still the same 'asshole'. Still the same 'male chauvinist pig'. However, I like talking to him coz he has been in the tourism industry in Aus for the past 2 years so he can tell me lotsa things. I don't like his attitude. He should change it like pronto!

We went shopping at the Mall and Yayasan. I shopped for more new office lady wear (duh..) and and I tell you this.
He can either be the best boyfriend a woman can ever have or the best gay friend a woman can ever have.

He waited for me as I go thru racks of clothes and change in the fitting room. I would come out wearing the outfit and he will comment on them, telling me how it fits, how it dont fit. Surprising. He is the first guy to do that really! I mean even my brother or any of my ex bfs would rather sit in a cafe or go somewhere else while I shopped for clothes. Oh my my...

He seems like two completely opposites rite! I would definitely recommend this guy to any lady who's interested in going shopping with him. However, I must point out that he has a foul mouth. Always kinda cursing. And very egoistic.


P/S: We are not dating. We don't like each other and dont plan to. This is just a one-time outing. So who's interested in him, call me ya! *winks winks*

I was ambushed!!

By my swimming grading!! Argh....

I was unhappily working when I received a msg. It was Lim Peh. He told me that there'll be a swimming grading for me at 5pm. So I went home at 4.30pm and got ready. Still, I was late for the test.

Just after I entered the pool, I realised I have forgotten my goggles. And I did not wax my armpits. (=.=)

Salmah was the one supervising. OMG!! She is damn kao strict.

She told me my breaststroke is wrong. Again.

She wanted me to show her my dolphin style. I showed her ' a whale trying to be a dolphin'.

I think I sure fail this time la.

General Manager where got share telephone oneeee.....

At our old place, the technicians had their own phone lines upstairs. Now, everyone is cramped downstairs with phones in the admin side only. So the technicians had to come into the admin side to answer the phone shud any customers look for them.


Until today, the technicians had always use the phone at WWBHUC's table. But today, there is a phone at my table.


Rupa rupanya, WWBHUC asked the boss to install the phone at my table so that the technicians don't have to use her phone. My, my..........


I am thinking she don't want to share the phone coz when the technicians are using the her phone, some of her customers cannot reach her and thus she can't unleash her flirting techniques on them. JENG, JENG, JENG, JENG!!!!


Oh mai gawd, why are you so clever Lesley??


Truth is, I don't think the technicians like to use her phone too. Coz her mouthpiece stinks!!
'Am not making fun of her' coz we all are prone to bad breath sometimes. When you just wake up, after the plate of char kueh tiaw, after steamboat, when you don't take enough water.
Her's is ridiculous because she flirts so much on the phone that her 'scent' sticks to the mouthpiece. I'm not the only one who thinks so ok.

Vijay, one of the technicians told it straight to her face.
He wanted to use her phone. When he puts the phone near his face, he gave such a funny face. Then he asked WWBHUC, "Why your phone smells like shit?". LOL..................
He's the best! *two thumbs up*

From that day onwards, she uses the phone perfume on her mouthpiece. And the world is saved again.

"Why become like this one???!!!"

As you know, the WWBHUC is always flirting with customers with her fake 'i'm hot' voice rite??

Kevin, one of the technicians told us that everytime he goes to BSP HQ, the end users will ask him "Eh, your office got one pretty girl named WWBHUC ha?? Her voice very sweet one le".
He will always give them the same answer, "You see for yourself la."
LOL......

Then one of the users actually come to see her himself. YO!!! He prolly had the worst shock of his life man!

" You sure that is WWBHUC??!! The one with the very sweet voice one orh?"
" Why become like that one??!"

Personally, I think there are many different levels of flirting but that WWBHUC just takes flirting to a whole new level. She can actually flirt by chatting just about anything from polygamy to stationeries. I'm really impressed.........NOT!

Somebody saved me from her! I just want to go to bed and have a good night's sleep without worrying about having to see her face again. Anything!!

I am putting too much hope on this.

I sent in my pictures today. And I had the chance to actually take a look around (just outside the office only).

I noticed that the employees had to sign in and out just like in BSP Head Office.
If the company is actually a brother/sister company of BSP then I no hope oredi la..Cos BSP only hires ppl who carry a piece of yellow card in their wallet yo!

Hmph.....If I don't get hired, then all my dreams will come crashing to the ground. *sobs*


P/S: Actually my 'dreams' is just to do better than WWBHUC and laugh in her face. And get a better salary. And get away from the place called Comosi Enterprise.

Ehseh.....

The WWBHUC saw me wearing new 'office lady' clothes to work for the past week. Straight away she went to Bandar on Sat to buy new clothes too. Tsk, tsk, tsk..*shakes head*



My library books are 1 week overdue. I returned them to their home today and what a surprise when I was told I don't have to pay a fine or something. Wheeee.....~




Can you believe that Gene Simmons's daughter is only 13 years old????? Oh mai gawd!!! I thought she is like at least 18 yrs old.

Ok la..just being random here.

Someday,

I am gonna trip over some files, knock my head on some hard disk or table and use my one-way ticket to hell.

The office is in such a mess.

And you know how much I hate loud cars? Now I can hear them everyday outside my office playing some ghetto songs. (= . =)

Why other ppl's office so nice one orh??

I sent my resume to a company yesterday. Well, I didn't actually get a glimpse of the inside of the office but the outside sure looks impressive. White and clean. And the receptionist who greeted me was damn kao pretty k...Big eyes, long hair. Altho the face slightly pimply but so pretty yo.

Now that I mentioned abt looking for a job, I think I promised 4 ppl to try to help them look for one. Aiyaiyai....

A few hours after I sent in my resume, I received a call from the company. They said they wanted my picture. Aiyo....Better put on a facial mask and slap on some makeup before taking my pic.

Tokio Hotel is so good-looking!!

I mean the lead singer. Even with his thick Goth makeup he still look so delicious!!

And the song they performed at the EMAs is really nice!

*heart flutters*

Why do I always get myself from deep shit to deeper shit?

I left my house for work at 8.00am this morning. Then there was 2 huge trucks in front of me. Since it's already late, so I took another route.

And of all days and soooo many days, the police decided that today would be the perfect day to conduct a road block. Kanina....Waited in the line for at least 15 mins when I couldn't wait anymore. Reverse the car and drive all the way back up and took the another route. Reached the office only at 8.30am. So pandai...=.="

Sigh..Why??

P/S: I oredi told WWBHUC that I am only working until the end of Feb 08. Whee...Now to look for a new job.

To think I actually felt sorry for WWBHUC....

when she fell ill last week. KNN...

Now she's back to her old self. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh......Do this arh, do that arh.....


I think Nancy don't like her very much too.

Our sitting positions has changed in the new office. I am just next to WWBHUC. OMG!!! Can die..last time only need to hear her flirting with customers when she was far away from me. But now, just next to me only. Eyer..........................

That WWBHUC seriously has NO manners AT ALL. I was chatting with AnakMuridPierre when she actually try to read my convo with him orh!! She even lean onto my table just to get a glimpse! Where got such ppl one?????? I want to beat the shit outta her small beady eyes and pimple pores!!!!!
So now I turn my monitor away from her just a lil bit so that she can't see much coz of reflection/lighting/apalah.

I went home and complained to my sis.

Me: I want to beat her! No manners at all.
Sis: Sigh...Was there ever a day you dun want to beat her?? Everyday you also want to beat her la!
Both: LOL.

Note to myself:

Remember to check if you have any money at all in your wallet before stepping into a shop.

My sis fucking doesn't know who Lance Armstrong is.

We were taking a walk outside when I saw a cyclist go by.

Me: I want to be able to ride a bike. We have a bike at home. But none of us know how to ride it except for Lim Peh and Lau Bu.
Me: I want to ride a bike as fast as Lance Armstrong so that I can zoom past you when you are walking. Hahaha..
Sis: *gives me a strange face*.....urm, yeah.
Me: You know who is Lance Armstrong rite?
Sis: Ya!

And then she proceed to use her hand to imitate a rocket being launched into outer space.

Wahliu.....*smacks forehead*

I pushed her head when she did that.

Sis: Wei....! Why you pushed my head? Not him meh????
Me: NO LAH......That is Neil Armstrong la.
Sis: Orh...orh..orh...so Lance is the cyclist la.

Oh mai gawd!!

Huh? WTH...

I went shopping in Bandar yesterday. For working clothes. After so many months of working, I decided to buy a proper skirt for work. The one that screams office lady.

I was just browsing thru all the shops until I saw SUMMER. It's not a very new store but I never enter it. Lotsa dresses and tops. I was just about to leave the shop when I saw the perfect skirt. It's black (duh..) with faint white vertical stripes. I just had to try it on. Fits just nice except that it's a bit long so I had to pull the skirt all the way up to my waist. My sis said it makes me looks longer (ehem..thinner). So I HAD to buy it la. And it costs 28.80 only.

My last stop was at the new Hua Ho in Sengkurong. There's a shop named Mythos Sdn Bhd (i think) and the owners are some Arabians/ Egyptians. The clothes they sell are so vibrant in colour. Loud and colourful. Definitely a change from the usual black/white/brown. So I went inside and browse thru. One of the owners approached me.

Owner: Do you know how much these clothes are??
Me: *didn't hear him (honestly)*
Sis: Wei, he's talking to you arh.
Owner: Do you know how much these clothes are??
Me: Huh? Excuse me? *thinks: WTF....do I look like I can't afford the clothes?*
Owner: *hands me a flyer* We are having a promotion. Every item in this shop is a flat 20 bucks a piece.
Me: Orh.
Me and Sis: *LOL*

Shit man...Seriously, had he meant what he said, I would have slapped him.

The dressing room was really weird. There's no mirror inside. You gotta try on the item and come out of the dressing room to take a look at yourself in the huge mirror outside. I tried on a red dress which oh-so-gorgeous but...but..it's a bit tight and all the 'lumps and humps' are visible. So yeah la..too fat.
Anyways, I bought the most gorgeous-est green shirt dress and a navy blue skirt for a total of 40 bucks. Neat!

I hope the promotion haven't end yet. I want to go back to buy the corset like thingy.

It's nice to have a change in my working environment.

I have settled into my new office. It's kinda nice although it's very much smaller. I like it that the printer is just next to me rite now so I don't have to stand up and walk all the way to the other end of the room just to print something.

Everything is still kinda messy. It shud be around a week or so before everything is cleared off.

The process of moving things from the old office to the new office damn kao paiseh-ing ok!

Becoz the new office is just behind the old one, therefore the workers had to carry their stuff (stationery/cups/books) by themselves. When I carried mine, I look exactly like those office lady yang kena fired which you can see in Hong Kong drama series. My colleague have to open the door for me lagi..Got car drive by lagi..The passengers sure thought that I was fired. *shakes head*

I had to carry a cabinet from the old office to the new one using a trolley. So the boss's little nephew had to hold the cabinet in front and I had to push the trolley. We could have been easily mistaken as a old hag pushing her trolley from dumpster to dumpster looking for unwanted rubbish with her grandson!!! Ya Allah Rabehhhhh..!

I had this in draft from Friday last week actually. Just had no time to finish it. So damn be-zi, be-zi, be-zi...

Opps...

Seems like the technicians at TelBru didn't do their jobs. All the phone lines are still not disconnected. And they said it will be done by today. Hmm.....

Starting to move our current office to the new one in the adjacent building. How unexciting..Just the next building only, better dun move.


And you know what?? I found some really cute Winnie the Pooh stickers in baby form!!! OMGSOCUTE!! Grown-ups cartoon don't look nice. Baby cartoon characters melt my steel heart everytime!!

OMGSOCUTERITE????????

Feel like carrying them up and stuff them into my pockets!

How am I going to survive without Internet at work??

From 4.30pm today onwards, the Internet connection will be cut off for maybe a week...?

OMG!!! How to kill time..??? No reading gossips columns, no more blogging at work. At least for a week. *taps fingers nervously on table*

Read books? Gotta borrow more books from the local library.

Edit: Opps.....I was wrong. The Internet will be back on Monday. Chiu.....make me kancheong for nothing. Still tomorrow is gonna be a bitch.

I want a bear hug...

My future bf/husband..this is a must-have quality.


To be able to give a big nice warm bear hug at anytime without me asking for it. Some ppl have no idea how much better a hug is than a kiss.


I want a bf...


I want someone to hold my hands...


Pls excuse this hypocrite typing. Her 'independent woman' mode is currently switched off.

Kinda funny and very stuuu-pit.

Pon And Zi..*socutecandie*

No idea why but this first pic of Pon And Zi just screams "KFed and Brits". Maybe it's the undies on the head thingy.

Staythefuckawayfrommeyoukaninacibaimonkey-phobia

I went to Shahbandar agn yesterday. Fast forward...

AnntheWaterPig, AdamtheFatPig and I, theLandPig were walking quite a distance in front of the rest of my family. We noticed that there were many monkeys around because they were rummaging thru the dustbin for food. But they quickly scampered off when we came near them. So the 3 pigs didn't think much of it. Then we came to a narrow path.

There were SO many monkeys in front. And this bunch didn't budge even though we walk slowly near them. We were starting to freak out.

We saw a monkey trying to screw another monkey however, she ran away when she saw us. The male monkey looked angry. AnntheWaterPig suggested that we turn back and walk back to the rest of the family. I couldn't agree more. The 3 pigs start to walk back. We heard a cry from one of the monkeys and the next second I know, we were running for our damn lives. I'll tell you this, I have never run this fast in my life before.

I didn't dare to look back just in case of them jump onto my face. We came to a fork-path and I took the other lane while the 2 pigs ran the other direction to the rest of the family!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point, I was like "Shit. I am so gonna die for sure!".

Why didn't I run to the family as well, you might ask? As you can see, if I turn right, I will run into the monkeys. So better dun risk it. I'll just run straight.
Thank God when the monkeys saw more ppl coming, they stop chasing. And I stopped running too. And do you know what happened next????

My aunt and LauBu started to laugh at me!!!!! Where got this kind of family one orh???

"HAHAHAHAAHH...You looked like a white colour ball rolling awaywith super sonic speed!!! HAHAHAH..So funny".
"You run so fast like the landlady from KungFu Hustle. HAHAHAHAHA!!"

FUNNY MEH??? -.-"

See whether you'll run like this too if you're chased by a bunch of fucking monkeys!!

And can you believe that they laugh at me all the way from Bandar back home?*pulls face*

In the car, the pigs were asking why did we start running in the first place?

LandPig: I didn't look back at all. I just heard a monkey cry and start to run la.I was really scared! And the moment I got separated from you guys, I lagi takut!!

WaterPig: Once I heard that, I also start to run la.

FatPig: I looked back and saw them started to chase us so that's why I run also. I think they chased us becoz we kacau one of them having ahem ba..

NO WONDER LA...........

:(

My Yakult is terpelanting to the floor just now...
All because of the stupid plastic covering the Yakult.
Tried to tear them open and in the end, PLING BLING BLANG!!

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I have been slacking like a fat pig. Everyday eat only. I haven't jog for a week oredi. Hmph....

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Going to Miri later but I only have RM8 in my wallet now and I dunno if I can make it to the ATM. Like this how to go to Miri? Buy what? If want to buy some drinks, how? No money wor...Just smell saja la..Or swallow my own saliva la.

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My hair is in serious need of grooming. But I gotta wait til CNY next yr coz I'm growing my hair rite now. It's still far from the long, luscious, thick hair I HAD back last year before Small Helen butchered my hairdo. Gave me layers and layers and more layers. Thus my long, luscious, thick hair was GONE. Poof..!!

Hopefully, I'll stumbled upon some magic hair potion which'll give me instant long hair. Or I can go for the next best thing. Extensions!!

Swimming lessons..Noooo...............

I am so not interested in swimming lessons now. Maybe coz I suck at breast stroke and I can't force myself all the way down to the very bottom of the 2.6m deep pool.

And my period came at the wrong time! It came 2 weeks ago. Unfortunately, it seems like the swimming instructors decided they wanted to celebrate Hari Raya for an extra 2 weeks. So swimming lessons=nada!

The blood kenot hold on for another two weeks meh?? Must break down so fast??

Every Friday, I'll pray for either my period to come or for it to rain heavily. No rain never mind. Just need to have teeny weeny spark of lightning can oredi. The lessons will be cancelled.

*kneels on floor and pray gao gao*

Nothing starts a day better than..

a good bowl of my fav cereal, Cocoa Frosties with cold Dutch Lady Strawberry Milk!! Mmmm.... :)

I went to SupaSave and saw my fav thing. A pack of Yakult with all the drinks having the same colour, white to be exact. I like the original flavour the best and it's not everyday you get them all in a pack. It's always a pack of green, orange, purple and white. It lifted my spirits almost immediately okay.

And the fact that I am going to get a new watch too!!

And I finally got myself the mp3 transmitter coz my laubeh small car only has radio and the CD player already condemned like 100 yrs ago. So not fair lo...The Land Crusier gets everything. It has DVD and CD player, TV and playstation. WTF.....
Anyways....Yeah..!! Now I can drive around with nice songs playing.

I am VERY angry today.

Early in the morning just before I go to work, my Lim Peh had to talk abt this.

"Why must you do event management? Aren't there any other options?"

Fuck man! Haven't I told him millions and millions of times that of course there are other options BUT I don't like them. I am NOT interested in becoming a doctor/engineer/accountant/teacher/lawyer/police/whatever shit.

I was so angry that I actually thought abt finishing all my money I have saved for the past 8 months in a shopping spree. If I can't go to Sydney, what's the point in saving all the money??

Hmph...Mark my words! If I still cannot go to Sydney by Feb, I'll quit my job here in Comosi. I'll just stay at home and do nothing la...At least no need to see WWBHUC's face arh!

And today. I had to deal with some sucky laubeh files. The company is so kiamsiap that they don't wan to spend more money on better files and would rather reuse faulty files which metal lock wouldn't closed properly.

ARGHHHHH.................................!!!!!!

I dun care anymore. I am going to buy the Esprit watch I have been eyeing for a month now. It's only 200 bucks anyways..Hmph..and to think I'm being thoughtful to save for my days in Sydney!

Eve, The Apple of my Eye by Bell X1

You left it, I sent it
I want it back
You left it, I sent it
I want it back

If I had you here, I'd clip your wings
Snap you up and leave you sprawling on my pin
This plan of mine is oh so very lame
Can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

You left, I died,
I went and you cried
You came, I think
But I never really know
I've served my time
I've watched you climb
The wrong incline
But what do I know

Accept it, Don't let it
Turn the screw
Accept it, And let it
Scream back at you

Now this applies both equally to you and I
The only thing we share
Is the same sky
These empty metaphors
They're all in vain
Like can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

In the garden Snake was a charmin'
And Eve said let's give it a try
Now lead us not into temptation
But no matter how hard I try
When in the garden and Snake is a charmin'
And Eve says let's give it a try
Eve is the apple of my eye

And I lie behind you
And a cradle you in the palm of me
And I pat your hair down
I think will we sink or swim?
'Cause we could do either on a whim

This song is from The OC Season 2.

I want to be a mom!!

After seeing so many pregnant women running around KB and Seria, I have this weird desire to be pregnant ASAP. Siau rite..?? Maybe it's what they called the maternity instincts/mood kicking in..??

I am reli looking forward to the day when I have a big tummy of my own. Well, actually I have one now, just that there's nothing useful inside. I want a big tummy with my own child in it. However, am so not excited for the day it decides to pop out. Picturing myself lying on a bed with my legs spread open while the doctor gets to see my nok nok is just..........>.<

Infact, when my sis and I were younger, we always play 'pregnant lady about to pop and doctor'.
I would lay on the bed(with my legs open big big la...) screaming and yelling and my sis would say something like, "I can see the head..!! P-U-S-HHHHHH.....!!!!".

I dun understand why some of the pregnant ladies would want to wear extremely huge and shapeless clothes with nasty colours. Even if you're pregnant, you shud take some time to prep yourself up and make urself look nice.

There's this shop selling 'hip'/'modern' maternity clothes in Hua Ho Manggis. I never dared to enter the shop even though I really wanted to. I dun want the salesgirls to go, " Not even pregnant. What for you come in orh? Can you even afford these clothes?? Dun waste my time".... =.="

I like to have 2 boys and a girl. The two boys must come first so their lil sis will have 2 bros to protect her. I feel it's better to have 2 boys coz you know, just in case if one turns out to be gay then he has another brother to continue on the family name ma. If both are gay, then amtiau la..

Girls have to follow their husband's name anyways so 1 is enuf. I am so gonna spoil her and let her be the princess of the family. LOL....

Ok. Decision reached. My husband must listen to me rearding this la. Motherhood will be coming in 10 yrs time!!

Bitch VS Bitch. It's ON!!!.

WWBHUC gave me a list of employees' names working in the WOP department. My job = type out the names onto individual separate stickers. Did everything and stuck them onto the 100 envelopes.

There are 100 names and 100 envelopes. After checking all the envelopes, she found out I made mistakes on 4 names and in addition, I've stuck 9 extra stickers (9 names were not supposed to be printed). So i peeled the 9 extra stickers from the envelopes. It tore the envelopes but I DUN CARE.

3 of the mistakes are really my fault la..but one of them is just stupid.

Original name is Abdul Rahman XYZ. I wrote Abd Rahman XYZ.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ORH???????She first day living in Brunei ha??


So I had to open the document with the stupid PC which loves to hang and typed in the 'correct' name agn. Fine lor...

I printed the correct names and stick them on top the first sticker (the one with the wrong names). And becoz you know la, the company wants to save costs so all the material also sibeh laubeh.
After sticking the second sticker on top of the first sticker, the first one can still be clearly seen. I noticed that but I pretended I didn't. I knew she is gonna complain but I just love to make things difficult for her. Finished everything and put them on her table.

Sure enuf...ten minutes later,

WWBHUC: Eh Lesley, you stick the second sticker on top of the first one arh??
Me: Ya.
WWBHUC: But can see the first sticker orh..
(What she reli means is she wants me to peel off both the stickers from the 4 envelopes, print the label stickers agn and stick them onto the envelopes)
Me: Ya meh?
WWBHUC: Ya. Why didn't you peel off the first one?
Me: Oh..becoz if I peel off the first one, it'll tear the envelope just like the 9 extra ones.
WWBHUC: (loss at words)

I am just a natural born bitch. Period.

My upper lips hurt weali weali bad..

I have an ulcer on the inside of my upper lip.

Pare told me to gurgle with salt water. I called him siao.

However, last night I couldn't take it anymore. So I tried to gurgle with salt water.

I saw a container with white powder inside. Tasted it. Hmm...a tiny bit salty so must be salt la. Mix a pinch with water and gurgle. But I still have this feeling that it is NOT salt. I went to ask my Lau Bu and she told me it's 'A-Ji-No-Moto'. -.-"

Okay..now I have to search for normal salt. Can you believe this? The whole house so big but salt is nowhere to be seen. Turns out Lau Bu is using some kind of Korean bamboo salt not normally sold in supermarkets. What the hell.....The salt is grey in colour wei.

Aiya..that time, my ulcer is killing me. So no choice, salt grey colour also must try liau. I mixed it with water and the solution smells like rotten eggs!!! Or someone who farted after not being able to pang-sai for 1 week. No kidding okay!

I spat out the solution and cursed. Ge-li er........

To my surprise, I woke up today to find my upper lips feeling much better.

But it hurts agn now.

Eh, pare! Apa la you. Say gurgle with salt water confirm hilang the ulcer. Lauya!

Plastic surgery

The new channel 733 is my fave past time right now.

Yesterday, I saw a show on Plastic Surgery. Ewwww.......

Although these women look considerably younger and better looking, the process to that is ugh!

All the barb wires inserted into their face. Screws drilled into the skull.

I wonder if they'll trigger the metal detector thing to go off when exiting a department store. o_O

Happy birthday!!!

To SharonAkaJX!!! 19 years old liau...Must be a great doctor and open your own clinic. That way, I dun have to pay for medical bills in the future. LOL...You're a great girl and all the best to you!!!

Fucked-up dream #12159965

It's so fucked up that even you'll feel embarassed reading this (esp the 3rd part of the dream).

I was standing inside a dark room with Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment. It's like a scene from the Sixth Sense. They were kneeling besides a basin of water. Haley then took a spoon and flicked some of the water onto the ceiling.
He said to Bruce Willis that when the water touches the ceiling of the dark room, tiny little bright spots will appear around the room and it keeps the ghosts away. True enough, it did. It was so beautiful. The tiny spots glowed and dimmed, glowed and dimmed and repeats. However, dumbass Bruce Willis couldn't see it. No idea why. And I think Haley is bruffing about the ability of the spots to keep ghosts away because dumbass Bruce Willis is still there!

And then the scene changed. I was at a very peaceful village. It seems like I was transported back to the Vikings times. All the of the villagers were huge and wore steel hats with bull horns on them.
Out of nowhere, another bunch of Vikings attacked this village and start to kill almost everyone. They are ruthless and unreasonable. They are like,

" You are tall. YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"
" You have a mole on your face. YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"
" Why are you standing up? YOU MUST DIEEEEE...!"

Exactly like the Nazi takeover, do whatever also have to die one.
Just as suddenly as they appeared, they vanished into thin air.

The scene changes agn. This time, I saw Pink, you know the singer with pink/blond hair. Ya, her. She is my uncle's wife!! OMG......And I dreamt that she was asking for ahem from my uncle. My uncle was kinda reluctant but in the end, he said yes. (Where got guys say NO to ahem one orh??)
However........However........However.....
I end up in bed with him!!!! Oh my freaking god..! Of all the millions and millions of people to choose from, I had to be the chosen one. Why am I so lucky?? Why I buy Toto and 4D dun strike le?? Pink was the one who ask for the ahem, then she do la..Why me?????
Back to story. From what I remember, he was kind of angry and it was finished in 2 seconds!!( So fast meh the ahem??)
It was SO bad that it don't even qualify as a wet dream. @_@"

How the fuck can this even happen??

Am I that ugly and fat that I have to ahem with my uncle?? This uncle is not the hot uncle that Nathan Scott and Lucas Scott has. This uncle is the uncle who scolded me and my sis for playing with his bottles of expensive designer perfumes in his closet and the uncle whom I talked to less than 10 times in a year although we live under the same roof. Good Lord!!! I wanna get laid by a cute guy with mata sepet!! Not itu my uncle...!!

I find it so hard to look at him this morning while we were having breakfast this morning. Koi wui..!!

This dream is so ho-ri-ji-ble that it's not a dream. It's a freaking nightmare!!!!

And it's not even Halloween yet!

You think you are tall and handsome, nobody dare to langgar you izzit???

Cilaka...

I was driving on the very very narrow road by Wisma Yakin, Escapade, Orchid Room 2 and Fratini. Suddenly, got this tall Indian mixed angmoh campalang comes out of nowhere. He was just staring at his shoes and walking quite far away from the sidewalk.

You think your grandfather built the road ha?? Got your name on the road ha?? Shit...Fortunately I swerved just enuf to not hit his sorry ass and not hit any oncoming cars on the other side of the road.

If I reli hit you, you better not cry by the roadside arh!!


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Only 3 months after Transformers showed in the cinema, did I buy the DVD 9 and watch it.
Watched it 3 weeks ago.

Sibeh good wei...! The action scenes and some goofy things Sam Witwicky said.

There are also some stupid things like how one of the Decepticon said "I smell you, booooyyyy!!" while chasing Sam. It is supposed to be a robot. A robot who does the robot-dance and transform into cars and track down ppl by using his robot senses like laser eyes/sending out ultrawaves/UV rays (physics students, some help here?)

Megan Fox is nose-bleeding, mind-blowing HOT!!!! But her acting is reli mediocre don't cha think? Some ppl says that Megan Fox is hotter than Jessica Alba. I think they are equally beautiful.

The only difference is this. How they would react if a guy slaps their bum.

Megan Fox: You think you're so good? And dun slap my bum. You want me, show me. *gives a come-get-me face*
Jessica Alba: Dun slap my bum, you pervert. I know my rights and please respect women. *gives a i'm-gonna-break-ur-balls face*

LOL..That's just my opinion la.

And after a kazillion years it premiered, I also finally watched Superman Returns on HBO.

SO hensem nya...Superman itu!!! I kinda knew the lil boy was Superman's son from the beginning coz you know la, woman's intuition (the boy IS his son rite??)
The son beri beri cute also. So funny to see him spray the 'ubat asthma' after pushing such a heavy piano.

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I dun want to go for swimming lessons anymore!! Sienz..After 1 1/2 months hiatus, swimming lessons gonna start today.

Tulan..

Today, at 8am+, a woman from BLNG called looking for the woman who bought her uni cert.
Long story short, she told me her name which is Jainah and when I ask if the WWBHUC knows her number, Jainah says she does. Ok fine lor...

Long story short agn, the WWBHUC called Jainah but Jainah said she didnt call earlier on. WTF?
So I had to refer to the BSP directory and look for any other Jainah-s who might be the one who called. Turns out nope. All the Jainah-s in BSP and BLNG didn't call our office just now.

Then, this happened.

" Lesley, next time, when you answer the phone, greet ppl 'good morning' or 'good afternoon'."
" The 2nd thing is, when I'm engaged on the other line or have gone to the washroom, don't just say so and put down the phone. Ask them if they have any msg or anything."
" Thirdly, ask them to leave their contact numbers."

What did I do? Just like when my mum nags me, I just partially zoned out until I realise that there are no more noise and I look in her direction and nod. And say 'Yes'.

MachauhaiPukitiangChibai!!

I need you to teach me how to answer the phone meh?? FYI, I do greet ppl 75% of the time. I don't see her say anything when she forgets to greet the customers once in a while.

And it's not like I didn't ask if they 'want to leave a msg'. Sometimes, it's them who slam down the phone before I could say anything. Why ha?? Because I dun have the 'I'm hot' voice??

Thirdly, I do ask for their contact numbers. But most of the time, they'll tell me "Oh, she knows my number. Just tell her that XXX from YYY called. She'll know". So they dun want to give, I also cannot do anything ma..rite?? Everyone ahhh-siium that she knows ma. None of my business also.

Just a phone call only. It's not like some multi-million business. Everyday rushing to do this quote, do that quote. And in the end, got get the tender meh?? Also dun have ma..Ppl at the BSP and BLNG treat you like so-chai.

WANT TO TAMPAR HER ARH!

Weird dream #2154515

I was inside this luxurious hotel room when I got bored. Looked out of the window and saw the prettiest and biggest swimming pool. So I decided to change and go for a swim.

There I was, swimming happily and slowly when my head hit the side of the pool. Strange..the pool is hugeass enormous!! How can my head hit the side so fast? Anyways, I continued to swim in another direction. Then I hit the side agn. What?! I now realised the pool was getting smaller and smaller by the minute.

So I got up and found out that my digi cam which I had placed by the pool had gone missing. Bumped into my bro and he handed me back the cam. Rupa rupanya dia yang ambil..Tiu! Shortly after that, Tazzy Shu Hui came up to me ask me,

" Why did that girl want to get her pic with me?"
" I dunno. She's my bro's friend."
(So random right???)

As I tried to leave the pool section, I realised another thing. I was freaking N-A-K-E-D!!! The towel I wrapped around my body fell onto the floor. It only hit me after a few sceonds. Free show for everyone during that few seconds liau....I tried to save my dignity by covering my bits and pieces with one hand and the other trying to untangle the damn towel to cover up myself. Funny thing is, the more I try to untangle it, the more tangled up it gets!!! Argh..!!

Anyways, the next thing I knew I was in the back seat of a car with my sis. From what I can see, we were on the way back from Bandar. I saw my reflection from the front mirror(the long oblong mirror btwn the two front seats. Dunno what's it called ok) and saw that I'm wearing someone else's sunnies. I asked my sis,

"Where's my own sunnies? The one which I always wear when I'm driving?"
" *points to the back pouch of the driver's seat*"

OMG! My sunnies was snapped into two by some scumbag dipshit!!! Strangely, I wasn't angry at her at all. I just assumed that it was someone else's doing. Not hers.

Then we reached home. I quickly rushed outta the car and waited for someone to open the door. No one did. So agn, with my towel still wrapped around me, I waited for my mum and siblings to carry shitload bags of yummy colourful happy-looking cupcakes and buns.

Once inside the house, I rushed to the laundry instead, dunno why. Then I came out. N-A-K-E-D agn, WTF.............
And my dad's friend saw me! Oh Lord....Have some mercy!
I scurried back to the laundry agn and this time, EVERYONE followed me to the laundry. My mum, sis, bro, dad, dad's fren, aunt, uncle, frens, my dog, my cat, my goldfish, my parrot, my EVRYTHING and EVERYONE ARH!!!!!
They were forcing me to open the laundry door!
They kept pushing and pushing. I kept on resisting. And in the end, my mum shouted,

" Let's BARGE IN....!!!!"

The door crashed open and they saw everything....Every little detail and bits. After that, everyone cleared up. Like nothing ever happened before.

MY GOD!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!

Ignore

my previous post pls... I was just rambling on and on about shit.

I am so MC2 rite now!!

Edit: MC2=mong cha cha

Big girl, you are beautiful!! You sure..?

I find the tune of this song "Big Girl (You are beautiful)" by Mika very catchy.

Now before you say, "Of coz la..you are fat ma..so that's why you need this song to comfort urself nia..", I don't agree with the message Mika is trying to spread here.

It's obvious appearance plays a huge part in whatever you are doing.

To those ppl who says looks doesn't matter, you are either lying or you dunno what you reli want. To me, looks don't RELI matter which means it does matter in some way or another. Like I said many times before, tall boys with small eyes appeals to me the most. Ok, back to topic.

If you are standing in a room with many ppl, you are more likely to mingle with the more attractives ones because it is what draws you to them in the first place. The only way to find out one's personality is to start talking to them. And what will prompt you to do that? Their faces/looks/appearances of course.

Scene 1
You are attracted to a particularly good-looking one. However you found out, he/she has awful personality. Which turns you off reaalll bad. Thus this brings you to say 'I prefer personality'.

Scene 2
You are an acquaintance with him/her. He/She looks just average. But as you get to know him/her more, you find him/her more and more appealing. All those pimples suddenly look so daymn cute. Even the ones which look reli ripe and ready to squirt yellow-y pus onto ur face. This brings you to say ' It's his/her personality that attracts me. Looks doesn't matter'.

Scene 3
You see a ravishing young man/woman and start talking to him/her. Turns out he/she has an amazing personality and you think 'Wow..so hot and interesting somemore!'

Scene 4
You talked to a less-than-average looking guy/girl. Found out he/she has sucky everything. Which leads you to say 'So ugly oredi, personality also dun have. Next time, I only talk to those handsome/pretty ones arh'.

The only time you can tell ppl that you dun care abt looks is when you are in Scene 2.

Either way the ugly ones are always at a disadvantage. Because once word get around that someone don't like you, then you are doomed for life. Might as well migrate to Kenya and start a new life all over. Throw in plastic surgery+ liposuction on the way.

I have a fren whose sis works in Empire. Her sis,ABC, has higher qualifications than this woman, DEF. However, the manager (A hum sup lou) gave a higher position to DEF because she is very very hot. WTF..!!

Ahh..Life is unfair. Deal with it..No amount of protest will ever change the fact that people judge you or how much they like you by how you look. So that's why I disagree with Mika. He actually thinks these kind of songs will boost fat people's self esteem permanently.
Useless one lar.....Once they see a size 00 girl walk by, I assure you their self esteem will take a plunge from the top of Petronas Twin Towers.

Ladies & gentlemen, looks does matter. Pretty-fy(no such word but I invent myself one) yourself. That way you can do almost whatever you want and try to flirt your way up that corporate ladder.


P/S: Incase, you are wondering if today is one of my fat or ugly days, NOPE! Infact, today is one of my slim and pretty days. Just want to get it off my chest.

What's the meaning of exclusive?

When use in these sentences.


* Complimentary Regular Laundry Service Subject to FOUR pieces per Executive Suite per night (exclusive for Executive Suite booking only)
* Complimentary Set Breakfast for TWO per Executive Suite per night (exclusive for this booking only)



It goes along something like 'especially provided for' right? Right? Right?



The woman who bought her uni cert told me it means not included. I am aware 'exclude' means not included and exclusive brings that meaning too. However, the usage of the word here does not imply that.



I'm right, right???? Pls dun tell me I'm wrong.



I am going to be so devastated if I am wrong and she's right. Coz it means my Eng-gli-shi is worse than someone who bought her uni cert!! I'm gonna cry gao gao...

BSB always got a way to show how much they love you

The way they clutch at their heart as if it's gonna stop any minute if you don't say yes to them.

The way they sing til they throw their head back and bend over. Warao.....

The face expression. So sengsara man...Like they are burning in the 18 levels of Hell.

The way they crouch by the sidewalk like a homeless man but decked in designer garments from head to toe, just to wait for you.

Gee..I almost fell for them.

Ok lar..bullshit aside. I saw their new MV 'Inconsolable'. Same style lor....except missing a member but doesn't matter anyway coz Kevin Richardson is basically just an accessory to attract more gila fans for BSB. I love the first 1-2 minute of the song. After that, it's just BLAH!

I like AJ and Brian. Brian is reli good in singing and AJ is endless with his hand gestures.

I used to like Nick Carter coz back then, he was 'oh-so-cute-it-melt-my-heart'. Now...now? now? Like kanasai lor....
And Howie D? How can I put this? In order for ppl to notice him, all the other BSB members have to die first.

Dunno if I want to waste some space on my Zen to store their song.

I finally understand why.

I only get to see Lim Peh (my dad) 6 months outta a year. Coz he stays offshore for a week and come back for a week and so on. And occasionally during his return week, he has to attend some courses in Seria. He would leave the house at 8am and return home for lunch at 12pm.
He would eat his lunch and go inside the room to have a nap. And wake up to return to the centre. I never understand why he's so tired after half a day at his course coz he told us that there's nothing much to do.

However today, I found myself doing the same thing!!! I drove home and made a peanut butter sandwich, watch some TV and when I got drowsy, I lied on the sofa and slept in the same way Lim Peh owez does. *smacks forehead*

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My 5 yr old cousin is officially banned from cold drinks from yesterday onwards. She went to see a doctor because her body has always been reli weak since her baby days. Whenever she eats anything cold, she'll fall sick the next day. My aunt says it must be because her biological mum didn't take good care of her. Giving her ice-cold showers because they are too poor to afford hot water. (Sigh..and I still kom-pren no money to go to Sydney. Ppl hot water also dun have arh.)

The doctor gave a shot to her bumbum and told her she can't have any cold drinks until she's like an adult..? Which is too bad coz she lurves cold drinks. I am going to have SOOO much fun tempting her by drinking Ice Milo in front of her. Tsk tsk.....If I were banned from cold drinks, I'll die!!! No joke.

O-M-F-G!

Update: *sob, sob, sob, sob*
I see salah oredi!!! The price is still almost the same. Only decrease by a few hundred..? I crossed my fingers until senget oredi arh.....Cibai.


I received a mail from ICMS today. And guess what? ICMS has decided to decrease its tuition fees. How can that be? It's almost impossible! Tuition fees are supposed to go higher innit?

Initially the total fees for the 3 yrs are AUD 60K++. And now, it's oni AUD 56K.

Well, I haven't look thru if there are any changes in the 'modules/unit/subject/whatever coz I dunno yet as I'm not a uni student'.

Not sure what causes the drop in tuition fees. I can't smell anything fishy yet. Well, I can't stand the smell of fish. I hope this is not a scam. *fingers crossed*

How do you fry your french fries?

AnntheWaterPig: Jie, that time I try to fry the frozen fries by myself. It was OK but some of them were not very cooked. And the boiling oil was splashing everywhere. So scared one drop kena my face arh. Later not pretty anymore.
Me: -.-
Me: Were you ever pretty before?
AnntheWaterPig: Fark you.

I didnt bother asking her what she used to cook her fries in.

Last week, we were both alone at home and I decided to cook some fries. Was doing a reli good job altho it's my first time. Then my sis came into the kitchen. Looked at me with a 'Huh?' face.

AnntheWaterPig: You use the steel pot to cook arh????
Me: Why? What's wrong? Just pour oil into the pot and can cook fries oredi ma.
AnntheWaterPig: Reli?? Last time, I used the frying pan arh!
Me: Aiyo....No wonder your fries not cooked po-po-ly la..Bodoh!

Frying pan orh?? Can you imagine?
Like this how to go KL study after Form 5??? Chun tou sei..

-.-.........

Obviously, the trip to Kuching inda jadi lagi. Thank goodness, I was clever enuf not to make a decision. Otherwise, it would have been a waste of energy. Make decision also need energy one wokay??!!

Sigh..anyways, I am back to work already!! * pouts LONG LONG ARH*
I feel so cheated lar...Other ppl get 4 days holidays and I get 3 days holidays only. Just becoz my working days includes Saturday as well. Altho Sat is stated as a half-day but the working hours is just 2 hours shy of a full day. Sien right...? I am having PMS agn arh....Post-menstrual syndrome.
In fact, ever since I worked in Comosi, I have suffered from 3 types of diseases. PMS, DMS and PMS. That is Pre-menstrual Syndrome, During-menstrual Syndrome and Post-menstrual Syndrome.

Basically everyday is just 'dun-fuck-with-me' day. And strangely enough, the symptoms only start at 8am and I immediately feel better at 5pm and I feel great on Sunday.

KAU-MENG ARH..!!!!

TOLONG SAYA..!!!

HELP ME..!!!!

JIU JIU WO YA...!!!!

BO LENG GEY NAMASTE..!!!!

HEL PU MEE DES KAH..!!!!!

I want, I want, I want, I want!!!

Hayden's legs. In a post few months ago, I wanted Karolina Kurkova'a legs. I think I left my brain in the fridge. Anyways, I was rummaging the fridge for food one day and found my brain.


Hayden's legs is likely more of a realistic goal for me coz we both got short legs..? But then of coz it means I would prolly have to go swimming everyday for the next 2 years. It's ok, I have done it for 1 month. 1 down, 23 to go.

P/S: The reason I didn't write down Hayden's last name is becoz I can't spell it. -.-

Edit: Initially I put down '1 down, 47 to go'. OMFG!!! There are 48 months in 2 yrs???? My maths arh!!!! Mr Chan will kill me in an instant.

I am so sick of sungkai buffets already!!

Attn: Altho I am a Chinese, I also want to sungkai okay!!

During the whole month of Ramadhan, I went to 4 sungkai buffets. At Wywy, Serikandi, Rizqun and Riviera. The worst being Serikandi's.

Rizqun's buffet has many choices. Got entertainment somemore. They hire some guys to belt out the songs 'Sway' from PCD and 'This Love' from Marron 5 using gendang and all the traditional Malay music intrument. Warao..!!!

Wywy and Riviera's were alright too. Good food. The thing I realise abt sungkai buffets is that there is only one dish of vege. The rest are all bloody red/white meat. I wish they had more vege instead.

Serikandi's is dotdotdotdotdot. Nadai comment.

However, there is still one place where I want to have the sungkai buffet at. I-Lotus!!!
However, it's coming to an end already. So have to wait for next year la. Yes, I'll wait.

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I woke up today and saw a msg on my phone. It was from pare, AnakMuridPierre.

" OMG...So addicted to Facebook oredi....Shyt!! And b***** is sooo cantik. I want! "

I ask him to join, he don't want. And now he tell me he's addicted liau...Wonder who is it that has SO much inluence on him arh? Can manage to get him to join Facebook?

*Ahem* (u know la, pare)

Spice Girls mania!!

Attn: Erm...arh! screw it. No need to warn you guys anymore la. The title says it all.


Last night, I caught an hour of Channel V's Videoscope of Spice Girls. I truly enjoyed that one hour. It brought back so many memories. As much as I don't want to admit it, I am still a big fan of Spice Girls.


Back then , there was no Astro yet and we all had the decoder. I would watch Channel V all day just to wait for Spice Girls's video to come on. I knew the songs word by word coz you definitely will when you listen to their songs 24/7.

Then when my dad got me the CD, I was SO excited.
I got the hugeass platform shoes coz you know, they wear them too.
My dad ordered a Spice Girls bed sheet together with pillowcase and comforter sheet all the way from UK for me. Still using it now. Haha..


I would always like to get my girlfrens or my cousins to form a group of 5 so that I can form Spice Girls too. And I always get to be Baby Spice coz I'm chubby/fat and fair. Which is no problemo for me coz I lurve her. What I remember is that no one seems to like to be Ginger Spice coz maybe she has big boobs and slutty makeup on.

My fav member, Baby Spice. She doesn't look too 'baby' here coz this pic is from her solo album i think. And it's Photoshop-ed.



The outrageous Ginger Spice.

The only video of theirs which I dislike and gives me the creeps would be 'Viva Forever'. I never understood what fascinated the boy to enter the cube. And in then end, got trapped in a blue 50 cents plastic egg.


Their movie, 'Spiceworld' is superb-ly bimbo-ish which makes me like it even more. They had this Spicebus which is so beautifully decorated to suit each member's personality. I would fantasize being inside that bus with my girlfrens and have lotsa fun. LOL....the good ol innocent times.

Spice Girls with their ridiculous outfits.

Now that they are back with a new song, I hope it won't be disappointing. And as they always say,

GAL PAU-WA!!!! *peace*

Just when I thought I made it...

I got stuck halfway exiting my car. How embarrassing!

I parked my car in such a way that the space between the right side of the car and the adjacent car is very narrow. I have already 'adjust' the car so that the space is not so narrow but still...

Opened the door and slowly stepped out.

Inch by inch at a time.

"Hey! Maybe I'm not that fat after all!"

Big mistake. As soon as my words left me, I got wedged between my car door and the adjacent car! Sibeh paiseh arh.....

No choice but to get back into my car and find another parking space. Damn gagal...

I is want to tampar somebody.

First day of period. Eskew me while I stuff my face with more Mamee noodle.

Shud I go to Kuching?

My parents and 2 of my siblings are going to Kuching on the first day of Hari Raya holidays.

My mum is asking me to stay home with my other bro coz I have to work and he has to study for his AS level.

What?? Stay at home alone with him? Don't want...Then my mum says unless I can take leave la.

Hmm....Take or dun take le? If I stay at home, I get to go here and there and go BSRC alone. And no need to potong my gaji agn (my paid leave is down to one day left).

If I go to Kuching, I get to rest and not worry abt work. But all holidays come to an end la. Still have to come back oso wa...

So my decision is...........not yet decide. -.-

I'll see what happens and go with the flow.

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My dear Miss Khoo Yuin Roo send me an IQ test in Facebook.

I was kinda nervous before taking the test because my initial thoughts were ' What if I fail the test? The results will be displayed in my profile page rite? Then everyone will know I'm a dumdum!". But still I did it.

The first question oredi I dunno. Skipped it. Fast forward.

In the end, I got 24 out of 30 questions rite. So that's 80 marks..... An A rite?? Bangga gao gao wei.....My IQ is 130. 30 points above the average person. *beams*

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Nah! Miss Liyana Amir. Here's my long post for you. But there mite not be any update in the next few days, haha....! :D

You see this middle finger???

Ya! It's for you, I-eat-shit-for-breakfast-everyday Mr Mukesh!!!

He is a totally unreasonable dipshit who thinks he's the customer so he has the right to know everything and that he is always right.

He phoned my office this morning looking for one of our technician named Laurence. And of all ppl, I was the 'lucky' one to pick up his call.

"Hello. Can you give me Laurence's mobile number?"
" Erm...." (I am not allowed to give away any of our colleagues' numbers unless the caller is from BSP or BLNG)
" I'm sorry but I don't know his number. And he left the office quite a while ago."
" Are you refusing to give me his number?"
" I don't know his number and besides he went to BLNG and it's not possible to contact him."
( I told him in a very gentle and 'professional' way. DipshitMukesh is getting irritated already.)
" Alright. Can I have your boss's number ? I want to talk to him." (Wahseh..think you used my boss name I scared arh?)
" Sorry. I don't know his number as well." ( I honestly don't know my boss's number. Even if I did, I can't disclosed it too.)
" Are you REFUSING to give me his number too?"
" NO. I REALLY DON'T KNOW HIS NUMBER."
" Who am I talking to? What's your name?"
( I ignored him and refused to tell him)
" I can't help you but it's not possible to reach Laurence right now and my boss is in Singapore!"
" You don't know your name? You don't want to tell me?"
( Silence for 2 secs)
" You are speaking to Lesley!"
" Is there anyone else I can talk to?"
" Ya, you can talk to Yvonne."
" Good. I want to talk to her."

I passed the line to her and DipshitMukesh complaint la.. Yvonne also explain the same thing to him. Bising lar!! He insisted that Laurence call him immediately.

A few moments later, another technician, Kevin came in. He told us that Mukesh is sibeh troublesome. Small small problem straight away call technician to do checking. Anything popped up on his screen call technician lagi.
Look, I may not know what a server/router/cookie/USB/motherboard/network etc etc is but at least when something popped up on my screen, I know how to use my mouse and click the 'X' button OK!!!!!!

Don't know how to use a computer, DON'T WORK LA!!!!KNN...

I dun have enuf coins for my room!!!!

I was decorating my room with FULL attention. Switching the bed's position, adding wardrobe, picking colour schemes and blahhhhh.........Then I was greeted with this message.

" You don't have enough coins for all the items. Please delete some of them."

Fine! I'll just have to wait for 5 days before I can finally afford all the items in my 'room'.
Stupid Facebook!

You know what is annoying?

When you are eating Mamee noodles and one tiny piece falls into ur cleavage!

The more you try to dig it out, the deeper it gets. And there are no places nearby where you can shove your hand into ur cleavage and retrieve that piece of annoying Mamee.

In the end, you just have to walk around with the Mamee noodle poking your breasts until you find a more private place.

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Went swimming with my sister. We had a 'fight' underwater. I was trying to poke her chest and push her face. She was trying to scratch my face. That tin kai la(ayam gila)......!!!

I poked her boobs and she scratched my arms! OMG...memang ayam gila la!

One thing I found out, I can't sink! Some ppl can stay on the poolbed for a long time.

Me? As soon as my ass touch the bed, terus I'm on my way up to the surface oredi. And the ayam gila will be sitting on the poolbed laughing at me!

Maybe my 'floatation devices' are too big....*blushes*

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Have anyone notice how sometimes chequebooks smell a lil bit like dog poo?

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
Tomoro is a holiday!!! Can slp late!

Say whatever shizz you want!

I'm like SO used to it already!

I have nothing to do...

and I can only spend my time playing with both my pets in Facebook. I have adopted another purple rabbit and named it Royalbeet. It went from Level 1 to Level 9 in 20 hours! Becoz I was so bored so I kept on arranging fights between my Royalbeet and other creepy crawlies such as ants, spiders, scorpions and praying mantis.

Royalbeet's attire is totally 'tidak-boleh-la'. But what to do? It's the reason why Royalbeet can go to Level 9 ba. And there's this particular fight which I will never forget!! It was between my Royalbeet and a Level 10 ant. It costed me 4000++ gold and 1000+ experience points. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MOST 'KEK-SIN' PART?

The stupid ant only won by 2 hit points!!!!! Argghhh!!!! Damn paloi...Sibeh tulan.

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The other afternoon when I returned from work, I was reli hungry! So I went to the kitchen to cook some noodle.

However, on my way there, I saw an advertisement on the TV. It was a beri beri pretty girl with a slim body and she was wearing those shorts which I longed to wear. She was hopping around and acting sibeh cute.

*took a look at self*

Needless to say, I retreat to my room without entering the kitchen.

Told my sis and she laughed in my face!!

Beeyotch!

Byebye..

Emie!!! Althougth we have hardly spoken to each other since Form 2 and we're not that close anymore but the fact is you were my best fren from Primary 5 to Form 1. I'm glad to have you by my side for the 3 yrs. Now you've left for UK and I wish you all the best! Love you!

Happy bday..

to Damian!! May you have a wonderful year and get whatever you want soon!

My pang-sai marathon

For the past two nights, I have woken up in the dead of the night to pang-sai.

I thought I might have a case of food poisoning but I didnt take in anything from the road side le...So I was racking my brain on what might have cause this pang-sai marathon.

Then it hit me! It was the 'fu-shui'...!!!

You know the one where the guy in a monk robe clip a burning talisman between his fingers and do some movements which resemble someone swatting a annoying fly. Then he proceed to throw the ashes into a bottle of water and ask you to drink it. Haiyo......

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I have opened a Facebook account out of boredom. And adopted a poley bear. Named it Cheeky.
I have spent all my munny on races which I DIDN'T win. Why Cheeky damn useless one ????
Lesley has no more munny. Can I just transfer some munny from my HSBC account to Cheeky's HSBC account? *covers face with both hands*

My Cheeky has no habitat. I thought buying a habitat will be cheap enuf but......*shakes head*. Sorry arh Cheeky, you have to sleep by the road side until Mummy get you a nice white snowy habitat ok? Luv ya....
These pets so 'ho-mia' arh...Got penthouse to live in summore le..Even I don't live in a penthouse la.

Now I shud go and pet Serene's Feefee to earn some more munny.