Alkis once let me had a sip of Carlton Draught at the bar and I thought it tasted a bit better than the other beers I tried (as in it's smoother and not that bitter).
So one day after dinner, the 3 dumbfucks and I went to Red Bottle to get some alco. I saw a huge bottle of CD and decided to take it. Jenny said 'Why you wanna get that beer? It's shit!'. I told her it actually tasted ok and she called me stupid WTF.
Once at Jenny's place, we started drinking.
As Norman wasn't with us when getting drinks, Jenny was like 'Fuck that idiot Norman, didn't pay for drinks let him drink the big bottle of CD!'. Kay was like 'Only homeless people drink CD. You always see them in the streets'. I LOL-ed.
We gave it to him and while he was drinking, he seriously look like a homeless person HAHAHHAHAHAH!!! He was smoking summore fuck man!!
Like the picture below HAHAHHAHAHAH.

So it's our inside joke now to call Norman homeless. Poor little boy.
Anyways, he's so stupid. Yesterday we had the Liberal Party luncheon. I was standing next to Norman during pre-lunch drinks. He had a tray of beers. The beers we served is always Hahn Super Dry unless sponsored by external companies.
He worked so long already still cannot remember the names. Eff.
So a man approached him asking what's the beer he has on his tray. I could see that he didn't know the answer so I said Hahn Super Dry. Once the man left, Norman looked at me and said 'I was about to say Carlton Draught leh'.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!I burst out laughing straight away and called him 'indeed a homeless'. I couldn't stop laughing everytime I see him after that.
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I can't believe I'm saying this but I have a few people I hate at work. The new ones. Dunno what's wrong with David but he's been hiring the weirdest people.
Nora used to be my fav but lately she's been stepping on a few tails. Not like she hit me or anything but just the things she say and how she carry herself. I don't hate her, just a bit annoyed. Like last Sat, she did her first shift in Lobby Bar with Ryan who was working there his second time.
The second time she was working with Lobby Bar, she was with me. She was telling me 'OMG...last Sat was so busy!! And you know Ryan? It was his second shift and I was teaching him how to use the Microsof and all that. It was crazy!'. Then proceed to giggle like for 1 minute straight. wtf
Yeah, I get that you are strong and a quick learner but you don't have to keep repeating that to me and put it that way you know.
We have Shannon, a 30 year old something who is so weird! One time, I was just telling Nora that I'm getting the table numbers when that Shannon butt in and said 'The table numbers are already done, it's already in the box. You won't miss it'.
It's not what she said but the way she said it. Her tone was like so impatient and like I don't know what I'm doing.
She's weird as well coz she keeps looking at people and me :/
We were at the smoking area yesterday and she was sitting across me. All the while sucking on her ciggie, she gave me really disturbing looks. As if she's contemplating doing something nasty to me *shivers*.
Amy used to be nice then she got cocky. Yesterday after the function, she received a $5 tip which she told Tiwa. Tiwa then made a huge announcement at our training session. She did good job let's give a round of applause wtf. Fark mannnn. I once received $50 ok. So everyone has to bow down ah!
While doing MEP, she overheard Mary, Jenny and I talking about getting coffee cups and she quickly butt in and told us 'All the coffee cups in the room are for MY MEP' in such a bitchy way. The three of us gave her the >.> face.
NEGATIVE ENERGY MANNNNNN. I NEED THESE PEOPLE OUT OF MY LIFEEEE.
I did notice they are all girls but it's just reality. Guys may be bad at work but at least they are not bitchy except Paul. I hate Paul too but he's leaving soon so fuck that.