My new Ipod and phone. :D
Sigh. My table kinda represents my priorities. You see, there's food (duh), my homework and notes, my pile of novels (breaking dawn is among them!), then the make up bag wtf.
Lemme tell you something. Girls can be so vain you have no idea. They can have 2 minutes until their 10am class starts and they will still manage to squeeze in that 1 minute for make up. And then, try to fly to class.
Dang!
We took a 2 hour drive to get to Glenworth Valley and omg magechibai. The number of flies.
It seems like all the flies in the world decide to hold a conference/gathering on this particular day.
Girl: Gee, that look like what 5 yr old would do!
PC: So lady, how are you gonna make your way up there?
Girl: *sheepish smile*
PC: Smart-ass bitch.
AHAHAHHAHAH. GOLDEN!!!!
PC: Love Bear?
Me: Yeah...?
PC: Lurrrrrrve Bear.
Me: Yeah.
PC: How you doing today, Love Bear?
Me: Excellent *laughs*
My horse. Things you don't want to know about my horse but I shall tell you anyway.
He is kinda like me in quite a number of ways.
1) He LOVES to eat. Whenever we reach a pit stop, he would go his own fucking way to the hugeass green field like the one you usually see in Indian movies to munch on grass.
He is never content with one patch of grass. He would be munching on this patch when he see another supposedly better patch. Resulting in him straying further and further away from the pack wtf.
2) He is LAZY. We started out as me being in the front. He was kinda energetic at first. I mean, the other horses were just taking their sweet time and strolling when my horse decided it would be a good time to scare the shit of me and started trotting.
When you are riding a horse for the first time, trotting seems like zooming to you ok. Then 10 minutes later, my horse just doesn't want to budge. The others were passing by me and he just wouldn't move damn it. The instructor came by and go 'shush!' then he began walking.
SO like me also la. If I were to go jogging with JiaXin and Yunn, the three of us can probably jog at the same pace initially. 5 minutes later, I will always just slow down or walk slowly. Hangat hangat tahi ayam wtf.
3) He knocked me on the shoulder with his head before I even mounted him. It hurts dudeeee...........!!
OK. So I don't have a proper pic of him. But here's a pic of the back of his head. I had Chelsi take a picture of me with the horse in full so hopefully when she uploaded it, I'll show you guys k.
I seriously thought I lost it. I had it in my pocket but I guess all the bobbing up and down made it pop out.
One of the instructors who is a 15 yr old boy mind you went back and found the camera. He's my hero!! I am so lucky that none of the horses step on it while trotting or something. They are so fucking strong and heavy, it would have totally smashed the camera.
So yalah, only these things can happen to Lesley Woon sigh.







