Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Since I'm so free,

will continue with my blogging. Speaking of BQ 799, it brings me to these bunch of people. U noe those pai kia wannabes who drive in a fleet of same small sized cars but different colours. All modified with the sound system, body kit and real loud engines. Sometimes I think all the modifications costs more than the car itself lor. Tsk tsk..
They hogged the streets of Jln Pretty every Saturday or Sunday coz these are the best days for showing off. 'VROOOOM..!' they go. When others stare at them, they think " These suckers are checking out my ride YO!". Nuh-uh!
Sorry to burst your bubbles but we're staring at you coz we're wondering who are the fucking idiots making so much noise with their lousy 2 cents ride.

And every fleet sure has its own leader or 'tai-ko' rite? Besides the leader, u will owez see a girl. Clearly it's the leader's gf aka 'tai-sou'. When I look at her, I can basically picture a huge cloud above her head with the caption " U see my boy? So cool rite..I bet u can't have this! Nye nye nye.." on it. OMIGOD..
Don't want to look back at you somemore oh..oni has eyes for the bf and the sky ba. Bloody hell..Disturb my sleep nia.
If u think u're so steady, drive a Porsche la. Then I'll look at you for all the right reasons.
Since I'm feeling 'kind' today, okay la I won't curse you to have an eksiden.
I just hope the police catch you at road blocks and fine you many many. Then we'll have less of these 2 cents ride and i can slp peacefully at nite.

*plays with a razor blade, eksiden-tally slashed my wrist and dies*

" Oh my god, u killed Lesley!"
" U bastard!"

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