I didnt cry yo!

Almost already but I sucked it in, swallow and felt a lot better almost immediately. So damn susah mau maintain a straight face ok. Weirdly, 1 hr into the flight I felt nothing anymore. Superwoman kali ah...

Did so much shopping in Changi. I think I have spent approx 500 bucks oredi. I bought a Coach wristlet, books, Clinique face cream and Miss Dior Cherie. Must save lor woman..

Note: I got the 5K back!!! Woots!

I'm leaving tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

7 months -> 1 month -> 1 day!!!

I received lotsa angpaos from aunties and uncles and grandmas. A few hundred here and there. My grandma gave me $1200. Then the uncle whom I speak less than 10 words in a year gave me $6000!! So much oh!! But ah, my dad says give back to him $5000! T________________T

Say just take $1000 as a farewell means. More tears....

I have finished packing and I didnt even manage to bring all my clothes coz overweight ledi. Just buy over there la.

Things to do over there:
1) Buy a phone.
2) Open a account.
3) Buy a pair of sports shoes.

Scam.

Today I received a call from someone.

Lady: Harlow, ching wen ni hui jiang hua yu ma? (Hello, do you speak Mandarin?)

Me: (Pause) Erm, sori. You have the wrong number.

Lady: Ohh sori sori sori.

Me: -_-“

Wtf. I thought you oni understand Chinese.

The moment she speaks, it just screams money scam. Haiya, how long do they still want to continue with this ploy? Want to cheat ppl’s money, oso try to make an effort to learn English la can?? And they always get a lady to call. Never a guy.

I ever kena one time oredi. Last year, some mainland China lady called me and I answered wtf! I spoke Mandarin oredi and cannot use the ‘I-don’t-know-Chinese’ escape. She said she was someone from a electronics company and they are having a lucky draw. Gave me a code number. I wrote it down just to entertain her.

Mana tau she called agn and said I won!!! I won!! Can you believe my luck? Oooo the sarcasm. Kept asking me to go to their office. I flatout told her I wasn’t interested in her prize and hung up.

Harold & Kumar are funny.

Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay is freaking hilarious! It’s full of dirty jokes and WTF moments. I have watched it 3 times and a few scenes never fails to crack me up.

Scene 1(inside a lock-up cell)

Terrorist: Maybe if you Americans didn’t spend so much time eating donuts then idiots like us wouldn’t exist....(something like that)

Kumar: FUCK YOU, DONUTS ARE AWESOME!

Harold: Yeah!

Scene 2(in a interrogation room)

Stupid bald man: You wanna know what I think about the Fifth Amendment huh?

*rips out a page from a book and wipe his asshole with it then showed it to the 2 guys being interrogated*

Guy A: *holds up 2 fingers to block his nostrils* Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don’t you wipe?

Another is where Harold & Kumar exited their friend’s house and walked towards a car. The song playing background has lyrics like ‘My dick is bigger than your dick’, ‘My dick is pink and big’ and so on. I totally wtf-ed.

Hopefully there’s another part on this movie. LOL.

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Looks like the surgery is gonna be a no-show. The dentist said my teeth are fine and it doesn’t require surgery yet. There is plenty of spaces for the teeth to grow wor…I am going to stock up on Panadol for the next 6 months. Pray I don’t kill anyone when my gums are hurting.

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I am starting to listen to emo songs again.

Nerina Pallot - Sophia

Westlife - Us Against the World

The Script - We Cry

Phil Collins - A Groovy Kind of Love

Miley Cyrus - Four Walls

'Is me agn!'

H-E-L-L-O!!!!!!!!! I am so eng rite now. Good thing I am going to Kuching agn on the 28^th to 31^st. I wanted to stay until the 4^th Sept actually but my granma says ‘No!’.

She said I shud spent more time at home since I am leaving on the 10^th. Bond bond with daddy mummy wor….Whatever la. Hhahah. Just so happy to leave.

My free time nowadays is just spent on driving my siblings to school and tuition and eating Kinder eggs with them. The eggs come with surprises wtf!! So far we have a snake thingy, 2 DIY photo frames, a shark, 3 jigsaw puzzles and 1 purple-blue sotong. I think we are gonna buy more.

I am having another dental checkup tomorrow morning. I hope the doctor will agree to surgically remove my wisdom teeth ASAP. I shall pester her with the reason I’m leaving soon. I just had 3 seeds of durian just now and my burp still stinks of durian right now. Oppssss.....I hope I dont burp tomorrow.

My laptop is here! Actually, my dad and I went up to Bandar to pick it up. The shop is called Shopping.Com.Bn. Original price of the lappie is $1233. After my $50 student discount, there was an additional 2% discount coz we paid cash. Total: $1159. So cheap rite…

Another thing I plan to get when I’m in Syd is a puppy!!!!!!!!! I wan the kind of puppies which remain the same size and don’t grow to become really big. Such puppies do exist rite??? I am looking at adoption sites first. If none is available, then I’ll just save and buy one. It’s around $700-$1500 for each puppy I think.

I fucking hate chihuahuas ok. They are scrawny, sooo not cute and I hope the cars run them down. Ok a bit over oredi but my point is chihuahuas will never be on the same level as these Maltese/Yorkie/Shih Tzu.

Cute??? No cute???? Cute??!!
Cute!!! Adorable!

This is what I had in mind. Something like this. Brown and small. The body is what I want for a puppy but the face could be rounder. Just imagine it sitting on your palm. Fat and chubby and juicy and super adorable!!!

Cannot cry, must tahan!

I still have 1 more month before I finally leave Brunei.

My aunts and my mum will sometimes sit down together and talk abt all that has to do with overseas study.

My aunt asked if I’ll cry at the airport. I said No. My cousin told me when my parents start telling me to be ‘guai guai ah’/’hao hao du shu ah’/’yao chau ku zhi ji ah’ (must behave/study hard/take care of urself) in a super kasihan tone for sure, I’m gonna cry one.

Of coz, me being the one who plans ahead has come up with a few ideas which might counteract that.

1) I planned to get the Coach wallet and some other things in Changi. So at the Brunei airport, just think of all the shops I can finally go into then I’ll just have no heart to cry.

2) Think myself angry that I can only go for my studies when the others have done 1-1 ½ years of theirs. Must-be-angry!!!!

3) Once I check in, just say goodbye everyone and charge towards the gate!

I sure do hope it works. Haha!!

I am very excited to go there coz I am thinking of getting a new phone. Well, I AM getting a new phone. Just not sure which one to go for. My current Samsung phone is 16 months old and I have dropped it accidentally a few times and dropped it on purpose a few times. LOL.

I am looking for a phone which I can use to go online, send emails and has a easy SMS system, GPS navigation, QWERTY keypad and some other essential things. Should I go for the Blackberry Curve or the Nokia E71? Maybe Dopod? O2?

Oh…so many choices.

They have it in red too!

Ialah saya!!

Kiasu Philosophy

Always must win.

Borrow but never return.

Cheap is good.

Don’t trust anyone.

Everything also must grab!

Free, free, free!

Grab first, talk later.

Help yourself to everything.

I first, I want, I everything.

Jump queue.

Keep coming back for more.

Look for discounts.

Must not lose face.

Never mind what they think.

Outdo everyone you know!

Pay only when necessary.

Quit while you’re ahead.

Rushing and pushing wins the race.

Samples are always welcome.

Take but don’t give.

Unless it’s free, forget it.

Vow to be number one.

Winner tales it all!

Xtra = More.

Yell if necessary to get what you want.

Zebras are kiasu because they want to be black and white at the same time.

Obviously I took this from a book namely Mr. Kiasu. Let me tell you. Kiasu-ness only leads to more trouble. Take ME for an example. I knew that Maggie Saloon charges 5 dollars for armpit waxing. It is like almost 7 dollars cheaper than every other place. So I decided to give it a try. Mana tau….Now I have painful armpits. They used some sort of roll-on wax applicator and I think the wax is not fully melted. The previous place where I did my waxing in Kuching used a pot of fully melted wax. Wtf. Ouch. Next time I’ll just pay that extra 7 dollars la ok.

It’s been so long since I have blogged. My life has been pretty gooooood. Coz I am going to fucking Sydney in Sept!!!! Wooooo!!!! Woooo!!!! My Lim Peh finally paid the tuition fees for the 1^st two terms in July and the past week or so had been put to good use. The exchange rate is fucking with me I think. Just after my dad paid the fees at 1.31 2 weeks ago, the rate dropped to 1.27 yesterday. Sigh..nvm. Next time have to be cleverer.

My visa just got approved today. Now the only thing left is the buy a laptop and the air ticket to Sydney!

I wanted the Dell Inspiron 1420 coz it has colours but Lim Peh says it’s better to buy a 12” laptop coz it’s easier for me to carry. Don’t dare to argue also coz later he dun wan to buy any laptop for me how huh!!!!! Borrow other ppl’s laptop ah?? Many ppl say that Acer sucks so nayyyyyy. I think my lappie is gonna be the Dell Vostro 1200. It’s black in colour and cheap….:)

The ticket to Sydney is damn expensive can!! $1,700++ orh! So expensive then next time dun need to come back so often. I booked my flight for the 10^th and 12^th of Sept. There are flights on the 11^th but dun wan la. Later……….kaboooom!!! History repeats itself. Choi choi choi choi choi!!!! Knock wood!

Fees: checked! Accommodation: checked! Visa: checked! Work permit: checked! Passport: checked! Things left: ticket + laptop.

Wheeee!!!!!