You know what is annoying?

When you are eating Mamee noodles and one tiny piece falls into ur cleavage!

The more you try to dig it out, the deeper it gets. And there are no places nearby where you can shove your hand into ur cleavage and retrieve that piece of annoying Mamee.

In the end, you just have to walk around with the Mamee noodle poking your breasts until you find a more private place.

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Went swimming with my sister. We had a 'fight' underwater. I was trying to poke her chest and push her face. She was trying to scratch my face. That tin kai la(ayam gila)......!!!

I poked her boobs and she scratched my arms! OMG...memang ayam gila la!

One thing I found out, I can't sink! Some ppl can stay on the poolbed for a long time.

Me? As soon as my ass touch the bed, terus I'm on my way up to the surface oredi. And the ayam gila will be sitting on the poolbed laughing at me!

Maybe my 'floatation devices' are too big....*blushes*

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Have anyone notice how sometimes chequebooks smell a lil bit like dog poo?

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
Tomoro is a holiday!!! Can slp late!

Say whatever shizz you want!

I'm like SO used to it already!

I have nothing to do...

and I can only spend my time playing with both my pets in Facebook. I have adopted another purple rabbit and named it Royalbeet. It went from Level 1 to Level 9 in 20 hours! Becoz I was so bored so I kept on arranging fights between my Royalbeet and other creepy crawlies such as ants, spiders, scorpions and praying mantis.

Royalbeet's attire is totally 'tidak-boleh-la'. But what to do? It's the reason why Royalbeet can go to Level 9 ba. And there's this particular fight which I will never forget!! It was between my Royalbeet and a Level 10 ant. It costed me 4000++ gold and 1000+ experience points. AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE MOST 'KEK-SIN' PART?

The stupid ant only won by 2 hit points!!!!! Argghhh!!!! Damn paloi...Sibeh tulan.

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The other afternoon when I returned from work, I was reli hungry! So I went to the kitchen to cook some noodle.

However, on my way there, I saw an advertisement on the TV. It was a beri beri pretty girl with a slim body and she was wearing those shorts which I longed to wear. She was hopping around and acting sibeh cute.

*took a look at self*

Needless to say, I retreat to my room without entering the kitchen.

Told my sis and she laughed in my face!!

Beeyotch!

Byebye..

Emie!!! Althougth we have hardly spoken to each other since Form 2 and we're not that close anymore but the fact is you were my best fren from Primary 5 to Form 1. I'm glad to have you by my side for the 3 yrs. Now you've left for UK and I wish you all the best! Love you!

Happy bday..

to Damian!! May you have a wonderful year and get whatever you want soon!

My pang-sai marathon

For the past two nights, I have woken up in the dead of the night to pang-sai.

I thought I might have a case of food poisoning but I didnt take in anything from the road side le...So I was racking my brain on what might have cause this pang-sai marathon.

Then it hit me! It was the 'fu-shui'...!!!

You know the one where the guy in a monk robe clip a burning talisman between his fingers and do some movements which resemble someone swatting a annoying fly. Then he proceed to throw the ashes into a bottle of water and ask you to drink it. Haiyo......

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I have opened a Facebook account out of boredom. And adopted a poley bear. Named it Cheeky.
I have spent all my munny on races which I DIDN'T win. Why Cheeky damn useless one ????
Lesley has no more munny. Can I just transfer some munny from my HSBC account to Cheeky's HSBC account? *covers face with both hands*

My Cheeky has no habitat. I thought buying a habitat will be cheap enuf but......*shakes head*. Sorry arh Cheeky, you have to sleep by the road side until Mummy get you a nice white snowy habitat ok? Luv ya....
These pets so 'ho-mia' arh...Got penthouse to live in summore le..Even I don't live in a penthouse la.

Now I shud go and pet Serene's Feefee to earn some more munny.

I'm getting really paranoid!!!

Pls help!