Did I tell you guys abt this oredi?? Nevermind. I want to tell you again.
Don't you ever had that feeling which is similar to your asshole opening up by itself and is gonna tear open if you don't suck your ass cheeks in ASAP?? And if you are sitting on a chair, it forces you to suck ur ass cheeks in so much your whole butt gets lifted off the chair. Damn power!
My sis and I call them 'asshole cramps'. Which basically just means ur asshole is cramping up.
Help me man. I don't want torn asshole. What for? Easier to have anal sex ha? Tiu.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I might just receive the best birthday present ever!!!
I landed a 3 day job at the Rainforest Music Festival at Damai Beach. So it means the chance of me bumping into Kenny Sia just went up 500%??? It pays RM50 a day. Meals and accommodation included.
Hamchipeng's bf got selected to join first. When Hamchipeng and I wanted to join, there were no slots left. However, 2 person backed out at last minute and we got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Hamchipeng first told me abt the rainforest thingy, I thought it was some work or event done by environmentalists. WTH. So I might as well just join and earn some money lo. Only when she explained then I realise, it's the music festival where people from all round the world come to enjoy.
EHEHHEHAHAHAHEHHEHHAHEEEAHAHAHAH!!
But I have to wait til I get to the briefing first to confirm whether I have the place or not. Maybe by mouth say I'm in but last minute change of plans le...Fingers crossed I have it. Then you guys will have lotsa photos to look at.
:D
I landed a 3 day job at the Rainforest Music Festival at Damai Beach. So it means the chance of me bumping into Kenny Sia just went up 500%??? It pays RM50 a day. Meals and accommodation included.
Hamchipeng's bf got selected to join first. When Hamchipeng and I wanted to join, there were no slots left. However, 2 person backed out at last minute and we got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Hamchipeng first told me abt the rainforest thingy, I thought it was some work or event done by environmentalists. WTH. So I might as well just join and earn some money lo. Only when she explained then I realise, it's the music festival where people from all round the world come to enjoy.
EHEHHEHAHAHAHEHHEHHAHEEEAHAHAHAH!!
But I have to wait til I get to the briefing first to confirm whether I have the place or not. Maybe by mouth say I'm in but last minute change of plans le...Fingers crossed I have it. Then you guys will have lotsa photos to look at.
:D
Pics.
Hello ppl!!! Here are a few pics to entertain you guys. Not in order one.
We played with the webcam.
WTF.
The dress which make me looks 20 pounds thinner. You must be thinking if this is what she looks like 20 pounds lighter, then she must look terrible in real life. Sorry, the lighting no good. The fitting room looks dodgy too. Heheh.
Dinner at open air.
Candid sohainess.
Me imitating the dude in the poster.
We played with the webcam.
WTF.
The next 2 pics I got from a forward my friend sent me. I know it's old news oredi but I still want to put up here. See how his head pecah?? Imagine the pain. Siau.
The dress which make me looks 20 pounds thinner. You must be thinking if this is what she looks like 20 pounds lighter, then she must look terrible in real life. Sorry, the lighting no good. The fitting room looks dodgy too. Heheh.
Staying overnight at Hamchipeng's house. The one is pink is Yieng Yen her sis. The one in yellow is you know la.
While we were waiting to enter the cineplex for 'The Happening'. Too eng oredi.
My sis getting shoot by James McAvoy (sp?).
YY dunno how to pose like Ashley Tisdale.
J trying to be Z and L trying to be V. JZ and LV wtf.
Why the damn Lucas Grabeel looks so scared??
My granma's house.
Dinner at open air.
Candid sohainess.
Me imitating the dude in the poster.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Hello ppl.
My flight from Kuching to Miri today was at 6.25pm and I'm still in Kuching.
Everything is packed and ready to go. Then I told my aunt that I actually don't have a thing to do when I return to Brunei so she told me to stay back here. We actually reached the airport then my uncle told me to phone my mum and asked her if I can stay behind. She says "OK lor. Mumi Dadi don't mind one".
I supposed I'll be here until 20th July latest.
I am thinking of working at Magic Bite which is a waffle shop which is branching out rapidly in Kuching. There's one branch at Cold Storage(a Malaysian version of SupaSave?) which is SO near to my granma's house that I can walk and reach there in 5 minutes.
Some pics maybe tomorrow. Need time/motivation to upload the pics.
And if you think some handsome guy rejected me which is why I wrote the below post, nuh uh. Something just came to my attention and it pisses me off hence the post. Sorry, this lady here no body wants ba. Handsome, ugly, okok also dun have.
Everything is packed and ready to go. Then I told my aunt that I actually don't have a thing to do when I return to Brunei so she told me to stay back here. We actually reached the airport then my uncle told me to phone my mum and asked her if I can stay behind. She says "OK lor. Mumi Dadi don't mind one".
I supposed I'll be here until 20th July latest.
I am thinking of working at Magic Bite which is a waffle shop which is branching out rapidly in Kuching. There's one branch at Cold Storage(a Malaysian version of SupaSave?) which is SO near to my granma's house that I can walk and reach there in 5 minutes.
Some pics maybe tomorrow. Need time/motivation to upload the pics.
And if you think some handsome guy rejected me which is why I wrote the below post, nuh uh. Something just came to my attention and it pisses me off hence the post. Sorry, this lady here no body wants ba. Handsome, ugly, okok also dun have.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
To a so-called leng zhai who graduated from Chung Hua in 2005.
I swear to God, someday someone is going to treat you the same way you treat others.
You think you are very handsome? Becoz your frens/ stupid girls with no taste constantly says you are gd looking? Becoz you are a bit tad taller than everyone else? The way you walk around KB as if you own the town and as if all the girls are in lust with you.
Let me tell you. What you have there on your face is not getting you anywhere outside of Brunei. You are not even worth shit outside there.
I hope you will have a son or daughter so fucking ugly that it makes you wonder what you did to deserve that.
Remember this.
I swear to God, someday someone is going to treat you the same way you treat others.
You think you are very handsome? Becoz your frens/ stupid girls with no taste constantly says you are gd looking? Becoz you are a bit tad taller than everyone else? The way you walk around KB as if you own the town and as if all the girls are in lust with you.
Let me tell you. What you have there on your face is not getting you anywhere outside of Brunei. You are not even worth shit outside there.
I hope you will have a son or daughter so fucking ugly that it makes you wonder what you did to deserve that.
Remember this.
I don't want to leave Kuching yet!
My cousins, my sis and I have so much fun shopping around in Kuching. Today, I bought 11 tops and another pair of shoes and a blue-green clutch. Almost everything was on sale. The reason I even dare to enter the atas shop like Esprit/Mango is also becoz they have sale.
1) Red sandals from Vincci and clutch - RM 82
2) MNG blouse- RM30
3) No brand blouses/tops - RM180
4) Espirit shirt - RM35
5) Padini polo shirt - RM54
6) No brand black vest + white top - RM100
7) Night slip - RM47
I am so embarassed gao gao today at the Spring coz whenever I walk past the detectors, it goes off!! Dunno why. Maybe becoz of the PSP I carry in my bag. All the ppl looked at me like I'm some kind of criminal wtf.
And the saleslady whom I bought the nightslip from asked if I am getting married soon coz I bought the 'supposedly sexy' nightslip. Shit man. If I get married, no need to wear anything in the bedroom OK. Easy access ba wtf.
I got my Ipod back from the Apple store at the Spring. The guy who fixed my Ipod is so charming. He's not exactly the handsome can die type but he has his own gd qualities. He has small eyes and a real solid build. His name is Wyatt I think. :D
A few days ago, I just realised how tough my auntie is. The one who went to NZ with me. She downed her medicine/pills with Carlsberg beer one. And proceed to eat seafood. Wow.
Next time, I want to grow up to be like her. *determined face*
1) Red sandals from Vincci and clutch - RM 82
2) MNG blouse- RM30
3) No brand blouses/tops - RM180
4) Espirit shirt - RM35
5) Padini polo shirt - RM54
6) No brand black vest + white top - RM100
7) Night slip - RM47
I am so embarassed gao gao today at the Spring coz whenever I walk past the detectors, it goes off!! Dunno why. Maybe becoz of the PSP I carry in my bag. All the ppl looked at me like I'm some kind of criminal wtf.
And the saleslady whom I bought the nightslip from asked if I am getting married soon coz I bought the 'supposedly sexy' nightslip. Shit man. If I get married, no need to wear anything in the bedroom OK. Easy access ba wtf.
I got my Ipod back from the Apple store at the Spring. The guy who fixed my Ipod is so charming. He's not exactly the handsome can die type but he has his own gd qualities. He has small eyes and a real solid build. His name is Wyatt I think. :D
A few days ago, I just realised how tough my auntie is. The one who went to NZ with me. She downed her medicine/pills with Carlsberg beer one. And proceed to eat seafood. Wow.
Next time, I want to grow up to be like her. *determined face*
Monday, June 23, 2008
New clothes and new hair colour.
Hey y'all!!
I just spent RM180 at the Alan Inspiration Saloon to get my hair dyed the new brown colour. It's brown. Full. Not the half brown half red or half brown half yellow.
So worth it man. It wasnt in my plan to dye my hair today but because my cousins wanted to cut their hair so my sis and I accompany them. When we reach there, we saw the price range for a dye job. I forced my sis to dye her hair also heheh. Pics maybe next time.
I bought this absolutely beautiful dress which makes me look 20 pounds slimmer no kidding OK! And I bargained it down to RM55 only.
My dad gave me RM1500 for this trip. Mum gave me B$100 but I didnt use it coz I want to keep it heheh...And RM200 from granma and RM300 from another aunt. Gave RM350 to my sis coz she arrived in Kuching 6 days after me. Now I only have RM600 left after all the shopping. :(
You think I'd get a lot of things already rite but I only have 3 tops, 1 dress, 1 shirt, 2 pairs of shoes, a new hairdo and 8 panties. Where did all the money go?? Orh, I did buy 6 shirts for my whole family and some short jogging pants and 2 pair of shoes for my mum. Cilakak one. Both her shoes are more expensive than mine OK. My shoes oni cost RM74 total and her is RM84.
Back to more shopping!!!
I just spent RM180 at the Alan Inspiration Saloon to get my hair dyed the new brown colour. It's brown. Full. Not the half brown half red or half brown half yellow.
So worth it man. It wasnt in my plan to dye my hair today but because my cousins wanted to cut their hair so my sis and I accompany them. When we reach there, we saw the price range for a dye job. I forced my sis to dye her hair also heheh. Pics maybe next time.
I bought this absolutely beautiful dress which makes me look 20 pounds slimmer no kidding OK! And I bargained it down to RM55 only.
My dad gave me RM1500 for this trip. Mum gave me B$100 but I didnt use it coz I want to keep it heheh...And RM200 from granma and RM300 from another aunt. Gave RM350 to my sis coz she arrived in Kuching 6 days after me. Now I only have RM600 left after all the shopping. :(
You think I'd get a lot of things already rite but I only have 3 tops, 1 dress, 1 shirt, 2 pairs of shoes, a new hairdo and 8 panties. Where did all the money go?? Orh, I did buy 6 shirts for my whole family and some short jogging pants and 2 pair of shoes for my mum. Cilakak one. Both her shoes are more expensive than mine OK. My shoes oni cost RM74 total and her is RM84.
Back to more shopping!!!
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