Ever wonder if the REAL you appears in your dreams?
I think mine did :(
I was getting my hair trimmed in a saloon. There were 2 hairdressers working on my hair wahseh my hair is too faboooooo to have just 1 hairdresser. Must have 2. Wtf mate.
They were cutting and cutting and cutting then dunno which one of the super mahai AH BENG hairdresser took a huge lock of hair from the top and SNIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Look me in the eyes summore when he was cutting it. And I also dunno why I am so stupid to look back at him in the eye and did not STOP him instead. T_______T
Result: Top half of my head has short hair and bottom half has super long hair. GAWD.
I was FURIOUS and SAD and SCARED.
What should I do? Burn down the saloon ah? Sue them for cutting my hair? I bet they can't afford it hmph *snob*
Then I walked out of the saloon with short/long hair wtf and see a place very similar to KB town but with nicer/newer buildings but actually now that I think of it, it looks like world square here in sydney wtf.
I walked a whole round with that stupid haircut before I thought about looking for the manager. Yeah, it took me that walk to figure that out. Jeez.
Went back and was about to go off at the manager when he shushed me and led me back to a room. He gave me $1000 for my hair and I took it >.>
He offered $2000 again but I said $1000 is enough AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!! Eh not bad ah. Even if I'm lui bin, at least I'm not greedy.
Dammit. And then I woke up. Touched my head. Ok, my hair is still here. *sigh of relief*
I know I want to cut my hair, I really do but it is one of my biggest fear for a hair stylist to fuck up my hair ok.
This is very random I know. Gotta go eat now. Working in Mosaic at 6pm later.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Black star.
I cut my right inner thigh this morning. So sial one!!!
Was doing the opening at Frasers this morning as usual. Took out the salt shakers with sugar bowls. But one of them slipped and broke into pieces. One of the porcelain pieces fell onto my lap and I tried to stop it from reaching the floor by................ kiap-ing them in between my thighs >.<
I succeeded. But I also cut my thighs. There were salt all over my thighs too and I brushed them off forgetting that salt + wound = mahai.
It stung like a motherfucking bitch ok.
The wound wasn't bleeding that much initially so I just continued with my work but then it got worse. And becoz you know I'm so fat like that my thighs rub when I walk. There were blood on both my thighs. Shit.
In the end, I cannot tahan already. I don't want people to think I'm some clueless first-time having period girl who is not even aware that blood is dripping down her legs.
I asked for some anti-spetic wipes and band-aid from the chef.
Sit on the couch with my legs kangkang and proceed to work wtf. Luckily, no guest was there yet.
And I am working tomorrow morning, Mon and Tues too :((
I don't want to work on Sun! Coz I want the whole day to pan leng leng for my xmas party wtf. Hahah....no lah. Even if I finish at 1pm tomorrow, I'll still have 5 hours to get ready.
I bought new make-up y'all.. Since when I'm such a make-up girl? Since you became a slut. Ohhhh.
I already have red and hot pink lippie. But now I want another shade of pink. Something light and innocent wtf ahhahhahahah. LOL at the innocent part. Damnnn right.
I was looking through MichellePhan's Youtube videos and wanted to see if there is any Xmas makeup and I can *try* to copy but none. Instead I came across the Valentine's Look and the makeup is so simple and pretty laaa!
This MichellePhan is like my fucking idol or something. Gorgeous gao liao!
I lurvvvvvvve her!
I didn't have any pink eyeshadows. Actually I have no whatsoever eyeshadow at all >.> except the one WX got me for my birthday. But it's nude and brown. I need pink. Uiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
I picked up some brushes as well becoz according to my idol, it's better to use brushes as they are more accurate and offer better coverage (WTF? Actually I just bullshit one. If you want the real advice, click!)
So pretty right!
Ok..so I will practice my makeup and you shall see it if I do take pictures on Sun :)
P/S: If I still cannot do it, then no makeup for that day boo.
Was doing the opening at Frasers this morning as usual. Took out the salt shakers with sugar bowls. But one of them slipped and broke into pieces. One of the porcelain pieces fell onto my lap and I tried to stop it from reaching the floor by................ kiap-ing them in between my thighs >.<
I succeeded. But I also cut my thighs. There were salt all over my thighs too and I brushed them off forgetting that salt + wound = mahai.
It stung like a motherfucking bitch ok.
The wound wasn't bleeding that much initially so I just continued with my work but then it got worse. And becoz you know I'm so fat like that my thighs rub when I walk. There were blood on both my thighs. Shit.
In the end, I cannot tahan already. I don't want people to think I'm some clueless first-time having period girl who is not even aware that blood is dripping down her legs.
I asked for some anti-spetic wipes and band-aid from the chef.
Sit on the couch with my legs kangkang and proceed to work wtf. Luckily, no guest was there yet.
And I am working tomorrow morning, Mon and Tues too :((
I don't want to work on Sun! Coz I want the whole day to pan leng leng for my xmas party wtf. Hahah....no lah. Even if I finish at 1pm tomorrow, I'll still have 5 hours to get ready.
I bought new make-up y'all.. Since when I'm such a make-up girl? Since you became a slut. Ohhhh.
I already have red and hot pink lippie. But now I want another shade of pink. Something light and innocent wtf ahhahhahahah. LOL at the innocent part. Damnnn right.
I was looking through MichellePhan's Youtube videos and wanted to see if there is any Xmas makeup and I can *try* to copy but none. Instead I came across the Valentine's Look and the makeup is so simple and pretty laaa!
This MichellePhan is like my fucking idol or something. Gorgeous gao liao!
I lurvvvvvvve her!
I didn't have any pink eyeshadows. Actually I have no whatsoever eyeshadow at all >.> except the one WX got me for my birthday. But it's nude and brown. I need pink. Uiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
I picked up some brushes as well becoz according to my idol, it's better to use brushes as they are more accurate and offer better coverage (WTF? Actually I just bullshit one. If you want the real advice, click!)
So pretty right!
Ok..so I will practice my makeup and you shall see it if I do take pictures on Sun :)
P/S: If I still cannot do it, then no makeup for that day boo.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Rawrrrrrrrrr!!!
Fuck this shit. Can't believe I stood at the bus stop for like 5 minutes and thinking that how weird it was that there is NO bus at all on a weekday.
Until some random old dude told me 'There's no bus darl. They're on a strike".
A strike? U fucking serious? Strike on a Friday morning and they did not make an announcement to the public?
SHIT!
Luckily I found out at 6.30am in the morning coz according to the news, there are still people waiting for the buses at 10am HAHAHAH sohai-s.
And then I walked home. For some reason, today's weather was shitty like raining and stuff but it's all to my benefit coz then I won't have to walk home under the blazing sun. The rain came at such a good time.
Chef told me the strike will end at 4am tomorrow morning which they better do coz I want a bus waiting for me at 5.00am sharp! FTW
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Dude! It's official. I have sorta fallen for Carlos.
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Why? Why?
Why did I reject him last time? Oh...it's because I thought he was a bit weird and crazy last time HAHHAA!!
But I think he is kinda 'in progress' with this woman whom he just met.
Hmmm...:(
What should I do?
Should I let my friends know? I bet they are gonna laugh their asses off at me! Jasmine prolly will coz she was the first I told abt the whole thing.
Shud I just keep quiet and let it slide??
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A pic I took from Facebook from that dinner the other day I was sick.
Is this not the face of death? Absolutely no colour whatsoever at all.
You can't see it from here but when I have my hair like that, I actually look like Predator from the front. My temples jut out and my forehead is just huge.
How la...! How is Carlos going to like this face la!
Hahah! Last time is Jacky now is him.
Until some random old dude told me 'There's no bus darl. They're on a strike".
A strike? U fucking serious? Strike on a Friday morning and they did not make an announcement to the public?
SHIT!
Luckily I found out at 6.30am in the morning coz according to the news, there are still people waiting for the buses at 10am HAHAHAH sohai-s.
And then I walked home. For some reason, today's weather was shitty like raining and stuff but it's all to my benefit coz then I won't have to walk home under the blazing sun. The rain came at such a good time.
Chef told me the strike will end at 4am tomorrow morning which they better do coz I want a bus waiting for me at 5.00am sharp! FTW
*****
Dude! It's official. I have sorta fallen for Carlos.
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Why? Why?
Why did I reject him last time? Oh...it's because I thought he was a bit weird and crazy last time HAHHAA!!
But I think he is kinda 'in progress' with this woman whom he just met.
Hmmm...:(
What should I do?
Should I let my friends know? I bet they are gonna laugh their asses off at me! Jasmine prolly will coz she was the first I told abt the whole thing.
Shud I just keep quiet and let it slide??
*****
A pic I took from Facebook from that dinner the other day I was sick.
Is this not the face of death? Absolutely no colour whatsoever at all.
You can't see it from here but when I have my hair like that, I actually look like Predator from the front. My temples jut out and my forehead is just huge.
How la...! How is Carlos going to like this face la!
Hahah! Last time is Jacky now is him.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
No party.
It's 7pm now and I'm still at home. Decided to bail on the Frasers Xmas party coz I figured it'd be boring. I do not know anyone from the Frasers team. They are all fake anyway. Shoe polishers.
But I definitely will go to Westin coz it's a different there.
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I bought another dress for myself today - $34.50. No shit. I'm not copying this joke from Russell Peters.
HAHA!! And another $300 + on stuff for my family. I will need another $150 or so to buy all the things on the list.
Haih....should I start packing now?
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I also want to go to the banquets end of year beach party. But who's gonna go with me? Debby? Yuli? Sonia? Hmm....it's on the 23rd which is my day off too.
Julie is already back to Shanghai on the 23rd la..
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Gawd.....why is this bothering me so much!!! Can't I just forget it!
But I definitely will go to Westin coz it's a different there.
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I bought another dress for myself today - $34.50. No shit. I'm not copying this joke from Russell Peters.
HAHA!! And another $300 + on stuff for my family. I will need another $150 or so to buy all the things on the list.
Haih....should I start packing now?
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I also want to go to the banquets end of year beach party. But who's gonna go with me? Debby? Yuli? Sonia? Hmm....it's on the 23rd which is my day off too.
Julie is already back to Shanghai on the 23rd la..
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Gawd.....why is this bothering me so much!!! Can't I just forget it!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Easy breezy.
I went out with Alkis and Carlos today after work. We wanted to go to Mamak but it was not open yet so we went to Chat Thai and to Passionflower for ice cream after that.
The 3 of us talked a lot and it was..nice.
Can't fucking believe I am saying this but I can't help but noticed how long Carlos's lashes are.
O_o
Dude.
*facepalm*
And I enjoyed my time with him as well. Which makes me wonder if I made the wrong decision when I turned down his invitation for a coffee last time.
Jesus fuck. Am I falling for Carlos?!!
Cannot be. Cannot be. Cannot be!!
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Work was easy, breezy beautiful banquet girl WTF.
We did a breakfast and then lotsa MEP for future functions.
Polish, polish and more polishing.
Can sit down and listen to my Ipod summore.
*****
I have 9 days til I go home. So fast wei this time. Unlike last year where everyday is a fucking torture. It was worse than watching paint dry.
Shaaban wants me to work tomorrow at 10am but I don't want. Coz I have some shopping to do.
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M: Hey Alkis, are you a racist?
A: No.
A: But I don't like brown bread.
The 3 of us talked a lot and it was..nice.
Can't fucking believe I am saying this but I can't help but noticed how long Carlos's lashes are.
O_o
Dude.
*facepalm*
And I enjoyed my time with him as well. Which makes me wonder if I made the wrong decision when I turned down his invitation for a coffee last time.
Jesus fuck. Am I falling for Carlos?!!
Cannot be. Cannot be. Cannot be!!
*****
Work was easy, breezy beautiful banquet girl WTF.
We did a breakfast and then lotsa MEP for future functions.
Polish, polish and more polishing.
Can sit down and listen to my Ipod summore.
*****
I have 9 days til I go home. So fast wei this time. Unlike last year where everyday is a fucking torture. It was worse than watching paint dry.
Shaaban wants me to work tomorrow at 10am but I don't want. Coz I have some shopping to do.
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M: Hey Alkis, are you a racist?
A: No.
A: But I don't like brown bread.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Spam is the shizzzzzz.......
Wahhh...very hot nowadays ah.
So what do you do?
You make your own cocktail drink! This recipe is for lazy people like me. Buy a can of lychee in syrup and a pack of coconut fibre square thingy and put them together in the fridge. When you want some, take a scoop, add water (amount is according to how fast you want to get diabetes) and lotsa iceeeeeeee. Ice ice babehhh...wtf.
Something like dis. If you are living with 50 other ppl, it's safer to put your name in case they are 'confused'.
I also cooked my last remaining can of spam :(
Hafta finish all my food wah. With one can, I made 3 containers of white rice with spam and chilli sauce. I'm so easy to feed wtf. If my husband knows, then he's prolly gonna feed me spam with white rice for life and save all the money and be a millionaire wtf.
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Tomorrow last shift in banquets yo...
I went to the dollar store jsut now and saw this black fluffly cowboy hat but did not buy it. Was thinking shud I spent that $8 to buy something which I prolly wouldn't even use at the party? $8 is 4 sushi rolls wei (during happy hour la wtf)!
Or should I buy a red cowboy hat which cost me $2.50 cheaper but looks just as silly?
Maybe I should just go with the word 'Cowgirl' stamped on my forehead wtf.
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I have asked Shaaban to roster me on for Monday and Tues next week so that I can do my shopping on Wed.
I sorta did a lil bit today but it was for me. I bought a babydoll dress from this shop near Frasers. It was having a sale and I was shocked to see so many dresses and tops marked down from $180 to $30. The one I bought is $35. Kinda expensive but I think it's cute teehee ^_^ V............. >.>
Just kidding. You know I dun do that.
Now you know how much they are making. I mean it's not designer or what. Just some pieces from Japan I assume but because it's from 'overseas' so it has to be this expensive.
Ahhh.
However, I am going back there again. Coz there is another piece which I tried on but the straps are too long. The girl said to make another hole for the button but I do not know how so I did not buy it.
Now thinking back, I should have bought it and bring it home for my MUM to do it. There we go!
After that, jalan jalan window shop more but did not buy anything else. Well, I tried on this denim short which cost $26 but it is a size 14. We know denim stretch a whole size and there is no size 12!! Only size 10. Damn!
Moving on, I stopped by Din Tai Fung to try their xiao long bao alone...so sad :(
Wtf no lah. Very enjoy one. Eat, sapu bum bum, pay and leave. So easy. No need to take out phone to calculate how much each person has to pay and then wait for change and all that nonsense.
Eh..but the xiao long bao is very good. I only eat 1 long cozI do not know how much 1 long cost and scared not enough money to pay and have to wash plates(btw, it's AU$8.80) I am a good girl who sticks to her diet.
So it's back to work until this Sun when we have our Westin Xmas party! Yeeeee-ha!
So what do you do?
You make your own cocktail drink! This recipe is for lazy people like me. Buy a can of lychee in syrup and a pack of coconut fibre square thingy and put them together in the fridge. When you want some, take a scoop, add water (amount is according to how fast you want to get diabetes) and lotsa iceeeeeeee. Ice ice babehhh...wtf.
Something like dis. If you are living with 50 other ppl, it's safer to put your name in case they are 'confused'.
I also cooked my last remaining can of spam :(
Hafta finish all my food wah. With one can, I made 3 containers of white rice with spam and chilli sauce. I'm so easy to feed wtf. If my husband knows, then he's prolly gonna feed me spam with white rice for life and save all the money and be a millionaire wtf.
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Tomorrow last shift in banquets yo...
I went to the dollar store jsut now and saw this black fluffly cowboy hat but did not buy it. Was thinking shud I spent that $8 to buy something which I prolly wouldn't even use at the party? $8 is 4 sushi rolls wei (during happy hour la wtf)!
Or should I buy a red cowboy hat which cost me $2.50 cheaper but looks just as silly?
Maybe I should just go with the word 'Cowgirl' stamped on my forehead wtf.
*****
I have asked Shaaban to roster me on for Monday and Tues next week so that I can do my shopping on Wed.
I sorta did a lil bit today but it was for me. I bought a babydoll dress from this shop near Frasers. It was having a sale and I was shocked to see so many dresses and tops marked down from $180 to $30. The one I bought is $35. Kinda expensive but I think it's cute teehee ^_^ V............. >.>
Just kidding. You know I dun do that.
Now you know how much they are making. I mean it's not designer or what. Just some pieces from Japan I assume but because it's from 'overseas' so it has to be this expensive.
Ahhh.
However, I am going back there again. Coz there is another piece which I tried on but the straps are too long. The girl said to make another hole for the button but I do not know how so I did not buy it.
Now thinking back, I should have bought it and bring it home for my MUM to do it. There we go!
After that, jalan jalan window shop more but did not buy anything else. Well, I tried on this denim short which cost $26 but it is a size 14. We know denim stretch a whole size and there is no size 12!! Only size 10. Damn!
Moving on, I stopped by Din Tai Fung to try their xiao long bao alone...so sad :(
Wtf no lah. Very enjoy one. Eat, sapu bum bum, pay and leave. So easy. No need to take out phone to calculate how much each person has to pay and then wait for change and all that nonsense.
Eh..but the xiao long bao is very good. I only eat 1 long coz
So it's back to work until this Sun when we have our Westin Xmas party! Yeeeee-ha!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
1 more to go!
One down, one more to go!!
Omg, can't wait. But at the same time, it's gonna be hard too :((
I am soooo gonna miss all the chefs. Mains chefs, pastry chefs and what else ah?
I'm afraid the all of them will be cold towards me again when I come back. Becoz they haven't seen me for so long. I dun want that.
Whatever.
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In Australia, 24th-26th Dec will be public holiday. And I am working 24th Dec 6pm-12pm, 25th Dec 5.30am-11.30am, 6pm-12pm. That is 18 hours with a 50bucks/hr rate ok! Nearly $1000 in 2 days.
I thought I would be having a good Christmas Eve night but it's ok. Money is more important HAHAH!
I have gathered all the 'important' shifts (like holidays) I want for the next 2 weeks. Together with other functions. I shall write down my schedule.
15th Dec - 7am (Frasers)
16th Dec - 6.30am (Banquets)
17th Dec - 6pm (Frasers Christmas party)
18th Dec - 5.30am (Frasers)
19th Dec - 6am (Frasers)
20th Dec - 6pm (Westin Christmas party)
24th Dec - 6pm (Mosaic)
25th Dec - 5.30am (Frasers)
25th Dec - 6pm (Mosaic)
At the moment, it doesn't look like I have a lot of shifts. But I still do not know my Frasers's roster for next next week yet. Might be a another couple of shifts.
I received a msg from Andrea just now which says 'L, S, J, please contact me asap. We need ppl to work tomorrow morning'. WTF.
S and J being Sonia and Julie. Wahhh, like this la. Type our full name also lazy already. I didn't say yes. I'm tired after 3 whole days of rushing like mad. Actually 2 days. Today was a bit rushy in the morning coz I opened for Frasers for 1 hour and went to Westin for my 8am shift. And then the number of people went down so it was too many staffs and too little things to do.
Oh well.
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My period came. Last night. Aih.
No wonder I was so tired on yesterday. Today, it was alright. Although it was 1st day of period and there is a lil pain, I wasn't particularly peeved off or anything. It was just work quickly and go home asap. But I was mean.
I knew these uncles aunties or some young adults for that matter do not know English and I purposely went up to them to ask if they need anything coz it's fun to watch them mumble nervously and try to come up with something. HAHAH. Cheap entertainment.
FYI, it doesn't make me feel any better about myself or about 'my so-called level of English' coz we all know what it's like. Not good, not bad. Just average like a plain Jane.
It does not make me feel better about myself but it made me feel better. Geddit?
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What should I do now? Hmm....Shower and then go to sleep. Then what? Haih. Bored.
Omg, can't wait. But at the same time, it's gonna be hard too :((
I am soooo gonna miss all the chefs. Mains chefs, pastry chefs and what else ah?
I'm afraid the all of them will be cold towards me again when I come back. Becoz they haven't seen me for so long. I dun want that.
Whatever.
*****
In Australia, 24th-26th Dec will be public holiday. And I am working 24th Dec 6pm-12pm, 25th Dec 5.30am-11.30am, 6pm-12pm. That is 18 hours with a 50bucks/hr rate ok! Nearly $1000 in 2 days.
I thought I would be having a good Christmas Eve night but it's ok. Money is more important HAHAH!
I have gathered all the 'important' shifts (like holidays) I want for the next 2 weeks. Together with other functions. I shall write down my schedule.
15th Dec - 7am (Frasers)
16th Dec - 6.30am (Banquets)
17th Dec - 6pm (Frasers Christmas party)
18th Dec - 5.30am (Frasers)
19th Dec - 6am (Frasers)
20th Dec - 6pm (Westin Christmas party)
24th Dec - 6pm (Mosaic)
25th Dec - 5.30am (Frasers)
25th Dec - 6pm (Mosaic)
At the moment, it doesn't look like I have a lot of shifts. But I still do not know my Frasers's roster for next next week yet. Might be a another couple of shifts.
I received a msg from Andrea just now which says 'L, S, J, please contact me asap. We need ppl to work tomorrow morning'. WTF.
S and J being Sonia and Julie. Wahhh, like this la. Type our full name also lazy already. I didn't say yes. I'm tired after 3 whole days of rushing like mad. Actually 2 days. Today was a bit rushy in the morning coz I opened for Frasers for 1 hour and went to Westin for my 8am shift. And then the number of people went down so it was too many staffs and too little things to do.
Oh well.
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My period came. Last night. Aih.
No wonder I was so tired on yesterday. Today, it was alright. Although it was 1st day of period and there is a lil pain, I wasn't particularly peeved off or anything. It was just work quickly and go home asap. But I was mean.
I knew these uncles aunties or some young adults for that matter do not know English and I purposely went up to them to ask if they need anything coz it's fun to watch them mumble nervously and try to come up with something. HAHAH. Cheap entertainment.
FYI, it doesn't make me feel any better about myself or about 'my so-called level of English' coz we all know what it's like. Not good, not bad. Just average like a plain Jane.
It does not make me feel better about myself but it made me feel better. Geddit?
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What should I do now? Hmm....Shower and then go to sleep. Then what? Haih. Bored.
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