It's weird to shop alone...

although sometimes I like it.

I like shopping alone when I have to take time trying and considering many options before I make my decision. Because I do not like to tag people along just to accompany me for one small item. But there are exceptions like if my friend doesn't mind, then I'll be ok with it too.

I do not like to shop alone when I have already made my decision and all I have to do is pick them from the shelves. But when I was shopping for my concealer, I did tag Kim along. But it was because we decide to meet up at Myers and she needed to get something so I thought might as well get my concealer there. Kim didn't mind. Oh wait...I think it was because Kim didn't mind so I tagged her along.

And WX too. I tagged him along for red-lipstick hunting. I only tried on Lancome from David Jones but it was also because I wanted to see which was the Lancome guy who flirted with WX. Wahhh....but he wasn't there. Shit.

Back to my red lippie, I did some online research and some 'beauty expert' says Nars offers the best cream matte red lipstick ever so that was the first booth I went to at Myers. I picked up a red crayon lipstick named 'Dragon Girl' wahhhh so matching ah wtf.

Tested it on my hand and promptly asked the lady to help put it on my lips. Hmm...I like it but it was about 8/10.

I moved on to Chanel because they have this new Chanel Rouge Allure something. The guy was busy with someone so I went to MAC. There were many people there duh. But the thing is that the lady wasn't very friendly. I said could you pls tried it on my lips she said ok but then ask me to try them on myself later wtf. I tried them on and made a mess. It wasn't very matte anyways.

I replaced the lippies and walked around back to Chanel. This time the guy was free and he tried on his hand but they are pretty glossy.

Next booth Christian Dior. It was glossy too.

Like the picture above. I wanted it to be matte like Miss Song down here.


So much nicer when it is matte right. It won't look too bright or overpowering.

I went to Lancome agn where the lady helped me put on the lipstick and she was friendly and even throw in a compliment wtf. She said I looked like a doll. Realllllly??? shy wtf.

But I didn't buy it from her tho coz it was slightly glossy too cibai. I wished Lancome had the matte one then I would buy from her la....Sayang her ba. Waste so much saliva compliment me but didn't buy from her.

In the end, I went back to Nars and got the lippie because
1) It came in a crayon pencil-like package which is convenient for me since I am suffering from early Parkinson's wtf
2) It is the matte-est of them all.

It cost me 50 bucks for one stick and Dior's lippie was like only 49 wtf. 1 dollar difference only mah...........And this is what I got. I think in the same shade summore.

I tried them at home today and to my horror, it looked kinda orangey but cannot be coz it is blue-based lippie. Must be the damn table lamp.

Of coz my lips is not as perfect *jealous* as Miss Song but I can try my best to re-create that lip.

The I went to Coach wtf and came out empty handed of coz. After checking the price, I deduced that it is too expensive to purchase the bags in the store. It's better to buy it online from their website and even if you have to pay for shipping, it's still like at least 100 bucks cheaper. Trust me. I'm the ultimate cheap person.

Went to get bras and panties and I bought a leopard print bra for 20 bucks only!! Hahah...shud I cross off 1 thing off my to-get list arh?

Later on, I meet up with Jia Wei they all for dinner. We went to Madang, a Korean restaurant and altho it looks dodgy, there are like so many freaking people who's queuing for a seat ok.

Took a bus and walked to Darling Harbour to get Lindt's chocolate!! Mmmm.....

Then walked agn to Chinatown to get eat Thai food at Chat Thai. We freaking ate so much ok! Non-stop. Random pictures we take in Chat Thai.

See the lower right corner? What do you see? If you have a dirty mind, you'll see it wtf.

Testing the quality of my phone's camera on Chee Hwa who happened to turn into a girl these days. Damn! Who he hang out with arh wtf?



Then I played around witht he setings until I found the best optimum one. And ta-dah! Better quality pictures!


Ooooo...Jw's bday wish come true liau wtf!! His hair grew.

BIG BIG SALES!!!

Coach store and Myers got sale orhhhh wtf.

I already pan leng leng and off I go! No guarantee will come back with anything ok.

This is what happen when you do not iron your uniform back in school.

My first brother is 2 years younger than me so that makes him 19 this year.

Anyways back in high school in Chung Hua, it's like everyone gossips about each other and know each other's name but didn't want to admit wtf.

My sis and I know this girl named Fifi (name changed to protect privacy wtf) who is a classmate of my bro's which means they are the same age and my sis happens to be friends with Fifi's sis too (what a small world wtf).

My sis and I are ALWAYS laughing at her coz she never irons her uniform. Like it's freaking wrinkly and not to mention obvious. We wonder why she never takes the time to do a bit ironing and be abit more presentable.

I never go to class with my uniform un-ironed. Even if I'm lazy, I'll still run the iron through a lil bit to make sure at least the wrinkles are not that obvious.

Few years ago, my whole family was having dinner at Miri when we saw her. She became 'prettier' like her hair all made up and a bit of make-up but she acted like a slut.

She saw my bro but pretended not to. Say 'Hi' can die arh? She sat there with a chubby guy whom we both assume is her bf. Then she started to puff on her ciggies. Pan cool summore orh!!

Cibai hai.

Later later on, my sis broke the news to me and said 'Che, I heard she's pregnant liau!'. I'm like 'Wahhh...true or not? Maybe just gossips la. She's only like 17/18 what.' Then I said ' See!! This is what happens when you do not iron your uniform back in school'. We then burst into fits of laughters which became one of our inside jokes wtf.

Then today, I saw pictures of her baby on Facebook which made me go wtf! So it's real!!!

I msg-ed my sis and u know what she replied?

'Cheh!! SO slow one your news! I already know earlier on. Her sis is my fren what. The baby is a girl and it's her 2nd one I think. The parents already like don't admit her as daughter liau'

Wah drama man.

At the same time I'm making fun of her, I feel bad for her too. Coz imagine what would happen if I was her? It would be very sad indeed for ur parents to disown you.

I'm no angel myself. I did things with guys before but I don't go there yet wtf. SO boys and girls, if you decide to start *ahem ahem*, pls use condom wtf.

Which brings me to a joke.

Edward was at the pharmacy lookign at pregnancy test kit for his gf. Then he saw this guy next to him trying to steal a pregnancy test kit. Edward asked him what he's doing. This guy says 'I'm stealing a test kit for my gf'. Edward answered 'Mannnn, if you would have stolen a condom in the first place, you wouldn't need to be stealing the test kit today'.

HAHHAHAHAHA!!! I find it funny.

I'm safe wtf!

I got the result of my second blood test today and the result is 0.3 seconds slower than the 1st time.

The second baby almost done wtf.

Anyways, the doctor says since it is not that much abnormal he told me just to be careful and blablabla.

Thank God! I do not want to see him anymore. He looks a bit like ham sup lou. Hahaha!!!

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I am going to clean out my wardrobe and make way for new winter clothes!!! I bought about 7 items in 2 days for jeng jeng jeng: 85 bucks! Today I bought a pink mid length cardigan and nordic print tunic from SES agn for 25 bucks.

I am STILL waiting for their clearance sale on the leather jacket.

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People might think if you want cheap clothes, why not go to Market City or Paddy's Market? Cibai of coz I have done so la! But some clothes there are like 20 to 30 times more expensive than the ones you find in SES or Supre or even Sportsgirl (gosh, I have never been there but I think it's similar to other Aussie brand).

Once I went to Paddy's Market (pasar malam la!) and saw a purple cardigan sooooo thin you can count the number of threads in the garment. Guess how much it cost? 20 bucks. When I ask for discount, the seller damn lansi summore and say 'No' wtf.

I think I might dedicate my life to finding bargains and comparing prices wtf.

Next stop IKEA!! I need new bedsheets and a mirror!

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Guys, go google 'Albert Fish wikipedia'.

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Remember Jigglypuff? Or should I say do you know Jigglypuff?


Isn't it the cutest Pokemon ever? I'm sure all girls have fallen in love with Jigglypuff at least once. It's like when you go through the Pokemon chart and see all the manly and monstrous Pokemons suddenly out of nowhere Jigglypuff appears. You go WTF??!! But it's sooo cute!!

And I'm sure the creator of Pokemon created Jigglypuff to cater to the girls. He was like 'ok i'm done drawing all cartoons but wait. what abt girls? aiya. lemme just draw a talking pink ball with huge ass eyes. smart!' wtf.

Jigglypuff is reli cute la. It talks by repeating its name for a gazillion times and the Pokemon masters were supposed to understand them wtf. But seriously if it was me, I prolly be fed-up and kick it into the sky or push it down a mountain slope and watch it roll wtf. But it's the same for all other Pokemons. For eg if it was Pikachu, it'll go 'Pikachu pikachu! pikachu pikachu pikachu.....pika pika!' and bulbasor will be 'bulba bulbasor!!! bulsasorrrr'. Fucking retarded hahha!

Jigglypuff likes to sing with the small handheld microphone but the problem is when it sings, the song actually puts people to sleep. When Jigglypuff realised everyone is sleeping, it gets angry and puffed itself up like the picture below.


Then it uses the microphone (which is a marker pen in disguise. clever!) to conteng on everyone's faces. HAHAHAH!!!!

Then it'll be happy agn. Wouldn't it be nice if we could conteng people's faces if they pissed us off? Like wahhhh see that guy's face so yong soi let us play tic tac toe on his face wtf.

But then people would be also be constantly drawing on mine too wtf.

What's the point of this post anyway? Oh. Nothing. Just suddenly thought about Jigglypuff wtf.

Niama, why I always forget to enter the title?

Edit: For the past 2 posts, I have published my post without any title because I forgot wtf.

Yesterday, we had an computer exhibition of some sort and at the end of my shift Cesar called me into the beverage room. He gave me 'feedback' on my working attitude.

Aih. I'm so lazy to type out everything we discussed but basically he said he noticed that I am very x3 slow and although he understands that it has been only 3 weeks but people can get frustrated with me sometimes and ask what can they do to help me work better. I told them there's nothing they can do and that it is entirely up to me to slowly work my way up. And I also told him that I know some 'people' who have been frustrated with me and basically there is nothing I can do. You can't expect me to just grow strong in one day right. I also told him that it doesn't help that soemtimes when I ask questions and those people who are frustrated with me pretend not to hear me and do not want to answer me.

And blablabla and so on. I'm so sick of this shit but I know I still have to do this. Damn.

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People, I made a mistake. Looks like I'm gonna have to serve at the 960 pax dinner after all!! WTF!!

The dinner is on 12 June which is next Friday. FML.

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Regarding the internalist action wtf, I just wrote an email to the Head of Event management program in ICMS asking her if she could offer em some advise regarding my current situation and that if she could help, I'm willing to work for real event comapnies for free as an intern. Then I would have 3 jobs but paid only 2.

Instead her advise was for me to stay in the banquets because she thought banqueting is the best form of training any event student could get. What can I say?

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Today is a happy day coz I bought so many things for under 100 bucks!

SO happy!!!! :DD

Black trench coat from SES: 19.95 bucks
Green cardigan from SES: 14.95 bucks
Plum jumper dress from SES: 14.95 bucks
Red jumper from SES: 9.95 bucks
Grey jumper dress from Supre: 17.50 bucks
5 DVDs for a grand total of: 13 bucks

Total: 90.30 bucks!!!!!!

I fucking love SES la. Cheap things make me happy! To be honest I kinda regret buying the grey jumper from Supre coz even though the jumper was discounted at 50%, it is still significantly more expensive than the ones in SES. Lucky I only bought 1 item.

I saw this leopard print top for 20 bucks which I wanted to buy but I kept looking at it trying to justify the buy but in the end, I still walked away. Wah strong willpower you will succeed in life wtf. I know I WILL find another leopard print top for a cheaper price sumwhere. Sumwhere.

Or I can get another item which is a leopard print scarf!!!!!! Yummay. The ones that I saw in SES was 15 bucks. Not worth the price when you can actually buy another jumper dress/ cardigan with that money.

So right now the things on my shopping list are:
1) Black cardigan (maybe la. since I have so many black items liau)
2) Leopard print scarf or top
3) Jeans that actually fit
4) Leather bomber jacket OR a military jacket

About the jeans, I actually thought about buying the ones from Bettina Liano coz they have sizes available and although they are priced at about 180-200 bucks, it might be worth it. I dunno laaaaa....I'll prolly end up buying some cheap ass jeans in the end.

And about the jacket, I am still torn between brown and black WTF.

If only I can buy both. Actually I can la. If SES has sales, terus take bus got here and buy. Coz while I was trying on the winterwear in SES, WX and I came across this slightly shimmery leather jacket for 60 bucks nia. I tried on the cream coloured jacket (they have brown and black too) and WX said it looks good. I thought it looks good too but I didn't like it.

Dun ask me why, I just didn't like the colour. However, if I buy that jacket then I would prolly not be able to buy that 4 items and thus NOT WORTH IT!!!

Wait til they have clearance sale first. I think for sure they will have one. Once the new stock comes in and the old ones remains, SALES!!!!!! They have so many branches summore so even if one doesn't have it, I can try my luck in other branches.

Smart.

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Initially my plan was to stay at home all day coz I'm such a lazy ass. Then Wei Xin asked if I could accompany him at the saloon. So I'm like yeah why not. I'm free anyways.

He went to this Japanese saloon named Signature owned by this Japanese hair sifu and the stylist did his hair well I think. So in the end, the Japanese still rules when it comes to hairstyling.

He went to Kipo to do his hair and they screwed up his hair colour ahahah!! He told me he was like super effing pissed off at them and 'lepas geram' at them. Go there summore la. Hahah!! Actually both of us got effed by Chinese hairdressers.

I think I'll go there(Signature) to do my hair colour for my bday. THINK. But u guys knowing me, I'll be reluctant to part with my money when the time comes and go to cheaper saloons in the end.

At least I'm consistent wtf.

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My aim: To be strong in 2 weeks.

What I'm doing now: Practice my 3 plates carrying and guess what? Start doing the arm exercise by carrying dumbbells aih.

The landlord's idea no shit. When he saw me carrying 3 plates walking round the apartment like a dumbass, he gave me 'the look'. I'm like 'What??? I HAVE TO BE STRONG IN 2 WEEKS TIME!!'. He gave the 'light bulb lights up' face and went into his room.

And came out with a dumbbell. Initially the dumbbell has 4 rings and he removed 3 rings. I gave it a try. It felt like 4 plates to me wtf. SO heavy!!!!

He told me to do 3 repetitions per day and imma be She-Hulk by next Friday!!!

Edit: I'm Jessica agn thanks to Julie aka Annie agn wtf.

Cookies!!!

I want to buy cardigans!!!

But I'm so lazy to go out. I'm even lazy to go to Coles. Which is a good thing coz I have a lot of food at home and if I go to Coles, I'll buy more....

I think I have discovered yet another good and superomfgdelicious tidbit. It's a macadamia and white choc cookie which I think is from Coles too. Tina gave me a piece to try and after she left, I stole another piece wtf.

I'm sure she doesn't mind laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... wtf.

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Today I practiced carrying 3 plates and I can say it is better than my previous attempt. But I'm still FAR FAR FAR away from being successful.

I am really grateful to Alkis, this guy from work who suddenly decided to teach me how to carry 3 plates last Sat night during the function. We were in this 'No Service' period then he asked me if I'm busy. I said No. Then he said 'Come. I'll teach you how to carry 3 plates.'

He took the time to explain and correct my mistakes. When I can successfully do that one day, I'll do something for him. *winks winks*

WTF. Is not what u are thinking!

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I am now emo-ing listening to Raymond Lam's 'Love is not enough' and Souljaboy's 'Kiss me thru the phone' and Coco Lee's 'I have a dream' and Wang Lee Hom's 'Heartbeat' wtf. OMG, they are all love songs. Holy shit Lesley, you need to get laid wtf.

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The bruise on my arm is 99% gone!!!! Cheh! Means 100% la.

Ohhh, I have to wash, condition, treat, dry and curl my hair agn on Wed. Haih. *dreads*

I want to wait til my shift at Westin tomorrow. If I wash them today, then tomorrow it'll get dirty agn.

I went to bed this morning at 6am wtf!!! And it was so fucking cold. Even 2 layers of blanket didn't work. Remember the basic rules of insulation or some shit like that? 2 layers of thin blankie keeps you warmer than 1 thick blankie coz the air trapped between the 2 blankies is heated and keeps you warm.

Wahhh..feel so smart ah wtf. Primary 4 science meh. I think I need 3 blankies or *drumrolls*... a heater.

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I think I'm losing weight. I can actually feel my ribs wtf! O_O

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I want to thank Jasmine with all my heart wtf because she changed shift with me resulting in me working tomorrow morning instead of Friday night which is the BIG BIG BIG dinner Westin is going to have.

960 pax. Cibai.

It's gonna be so crowded that you'll have to find your own way to the tables in order to place food in front of the guests while holding 3 plates. Me: 3 plates and walking long distances? Equals FAIL!

I almost dropped the plates even though I was holding only 2 during the 900 pax function. What more this time they want me to carry 3 plates and 960pax. Let's say some of the guests are sooo gonna eat it in the face.

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When we just entered Westin, we were given temporary fake name badges because the machine has broken down and thus they couldn't make new ones with our REAL NAMES for us.

I was Jessica and my passion is travelling. Fair enough.
Jasmine was Eve and her passion is shopping. Fair enough.
Julie was Annie and her passion is yoga. Fair enough.

The I lost my name badge tiu. Coz it was on my uniform and I just threw the whole thing into laundry without removing my badge. Dang, why are u so stupid? Julie being the sweet girl that she is, borrowed me her badge which I then lost. AGN.

Magecibai holy shit. Bo pien so I had to go to security to pick up 2 new badges. Trust me when I say there's no other proper name esp the ones with pins that work.

Now I'm Soe and my passion is gardening wtf!!
I left Julie with the better name - Zun and her passion is music. Better right??

If not, what u wan me to choose?? Pravbitha arh?? Aih FML la.

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Ohh I'm hungry. Should I go steal another piece of cookie?

Oooo...I have the munchies!

My mouth is craving to chew on some crispy/crunchy things like chips o_O

But there is none left. I have a bag leftover from yesterday or 2 days ago and I was practically scrapping the bottom of the bag for more. :((


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It's 12.48am now and I just woke up 1.5 hrs ago from a 9hrs slumber.

Yesterday, I woke up at 8am to get ready for work at 9am. Finished at 1pm, came home slpt for 1hr+ before waking up at 3pm to get ready for my shift at 4pm.

Finished shift at 2am and reached home abt 2.30pm and wake up agn this morning at 8am to get ready for work at 9am. AIHHHHHHHHH!!

When I returned home from work at abt 2pm just now, I totally crashed.

And now I regret it. Cause I'm wide awake. In the middle of the night.

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Something happened. And I'm not happy. Really not happy.

Yes, this is totally abt my IT. But because I'm going to be an internalist and not an externalist wtf, I'll do something to work this whole thing out. Will definitely blog abt it even if it fails or better yet, if it works.

My 'something better' is not getting a new hair-do or going shopping. I will need to write an email, maybe make an appointment and hope they can offer me a solution or at least some advise.

I'm frustrated with myself coz I can't work as hard as the rest. My colleagues right now are prolly divided into 3 groups:
1) Ones who are extremely frustrated with me
2) Ones who are more understanding and who always encourages me
3) Ones who are indifferent

I pity those who get paired up with me coz I only bring more trouble to them.

To be honest, I think I'm in the wrong IT. It's not so much as the people or the workload. I love the people. But the nature of the work. Should have done something after the first week. Will explain this after I do my 'internalist' action wtf.

I have not told anyone abt this at work yet. When ppl asked me what do I think abt the job, all I say is 'Very good. I like it'.
Cmon, it's like so fucking insincere la when they ask the same damn question from time to time.

Godammit.

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The most embarrassing thing happened to me last night at the function. I was going round my allocated tables putting sugar stand and milk.

However, I did not see one lady kneeling in front of me.

I FUCKING TRIPPED OVER HER LEGS AND SPILLED THE ENTIRE JUG OF MILK ON THE CARPET!!

WOWWWW!!! I tripped in the most-classic way ever in which I stumbled forward, almost hit my head on the metal chair and regain my stance wtf.

Luckily, one of the guests came forward and he was like 'Are you alright???'. Of coz I'm fine la tiu!

But because the guests are our number one priority, therefore I had to tend to them first.

I said 'No worries I'm fine. It's ok. I'll clean this right away'. And even proceed to ask the lady if she is ok even though she is the one who accidentally tripped me. I mean like I tripped over her legs.

Surprisingly she is very nice and not 'act-all-high-class' like some guests. She told me not to worry too abt the mess coz noone prolly even noticed.

Still la!!! I had to get napkins and wipe the milk off the carpet.

And continue on with my work. Sad right?

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I know this is so year 2006 but I just watched 'The King and The Clown".

So nice!!! I almost cried but I didn't coz I will not further reinforce the fact that I'm a wuss by crying over a movie wtf.

Lee Jun Ki is so pretty in the movie and the way he acts put me to shame coz I'm a real girl and but not half as feminine as him wtf.

The storyline is quite nice too. I went to IMDB to check on the discussion board (as I always do because that's where I get more info and answers to the questions I have from the movie).

I'm still debating with myself whether Jang-sang and Gong-gil are lovers from the start or do they just have a very close brother hood in which Jang-sang feels like he has to protect Gong-gil no matter what or did they realise their love for each other along the way or is Gong-gil just a biri to Jang-sang.

I mean the king is not even part of the equation because all he wants and has been looking for was a motherly figure which he longed for. There wasn't even anything sexual going on.

Both characters died in the end.

Hate movies like these because they tug at my heart strings and dwell in my head until I find another movie to ponder on wtf.

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Ohh..it's 1.43am now. Shud I go eat summore?