At home, I can:
1) Eat my lunch and switch on MTV/ Mythbusters / CSI / Double Shot at the same time.
2) After lunch, if I *need* to poop then the toilet is just 2 steps away. And clean white toilet paper is *always* next to you.
3) If I want to lie in my bed for 5 minutes, I can do so too. If I wan to roll around in my parents king size bed also can. Then when the mum sees that, she will scold "You stupid girl! I just fold the blanket. See now it's all messed up agn."
4) I have tonnes of delicious cold drinks/desserts in the fridge from which I can choose from. Ceres Red Grape Juice, Yakult Original and Yakult Apple, Vegood Strawberry Beat, Dutch Lady Chocolate Milk, Marigold Grape Jelly, Marigold Peach Jelly and lotsaaaaaa.
5) I can switch on all the 3 TVs at my home simultaneously and no one cares.
6) The aircons are switched on 24/7 at my house so everything is chilly. Damn siok when you just spent the past 4 hours outside and are feeling sticky gao gao.
Outside:
Ummm..............hmm..................................nothing! I can do nothing! No aircon summore!
But then agn, it's during working days. If holiday season, everyday go out also can la.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Sien arh...
I am quitting the job here at Shim's. Actually not quitting la, it's becoz Shim doesn't need me anymore. This is prolly the last week here unless the boss wants me to stay for a week or so to finish up the Sultan bday's thing.
How the hell did I get into advertising? I didnt want to!!! OK let me list down the events which got me here.
1) Quit Comosi Enterprise.
2) Join ArchMedia Advertising but am in the event management side.
3) Based in KB so my workplace is in Shim's Advertising Studio (ArchMedia and Shim's are partners).
4) Finished up my work and something bad happened to ArchMedia and the lady boss told me she didnt need me anymore, boohoo wtf.
5) Since I have nothing to do now and one of Shim's admin staff is on leave, I offered to help the other office girl until the one on leave is back.
6) Shim's lady boss kept on pestering me to work for Shim's as a salesperson. Put on a forced smile and declined. Lady boss still dun get it and asked me the same thing several more times.
7) I was half working half playing in the office one day when the lady boss slammed a hugeass file on the table.
" Nah Lesley, this is all the information on the customers who always buy the banners for Sultan's bday. This year, I wan you to handle everything!! Draw up a form, fax it to them and call them. It's very easy one...!"
8) So today, I am hating my job right now. She did not asked me if I wan to do it or not. I thought I agreed to help as an ADMIN staff. Not a salesperson. She basically forced this job on me. I tell you OK. This salesperson thing is no different from door to door salesman. Everytime I call, the ppl answer me like they wan to quickly put down the phone or something. Damn you lady boss! If this is so easy, you do it yourself already la. Why pass to me??
Pls God...5 more days.
How the hell did I get into advertising? I didnt want to!!! OK let me list down the events which got me here.
1) Quit Comosi Enterprise.
2) Join ArchMedia Advertising but am in the event management side.
3) Based in KB so my workplace is in Shim's Advertising Studio (ArchMedia and Shim's are partners).
4) Finished up my work and something bad happened to ArchMedia and the lady boss told me she didnt need me anymore, boohoo wtf.
5) Since I have nothing to do now and one of Shim's admin staff is on leave, I offered to help the other office girl until the one on leave is back.
6) Shim's lady boss kept on pestering me to work for Shim's as a salesperson. Put on a forced smile and declined. Lady boss still dun get it and asked me the same thing several more times.
7) I was half working half playing in the office one day when the lady boss slammed a hugeass file on the table.
" Nah Lesley, this is all the information on the customers who always buy the banners for Sultan's bday. This year, I wan you to handle everything!! Draw up a form, fax it to them and call them. It's very easy one...!"
8) So today, I am hating my job right now. She did not asked me if I wan to do it or not. I thought I agreed to help as an ADMIN staff. Not a salesperson. She basically forced this job on me. I tell you OK. This salesperson thing is no different from door to door salesman. Everytime I call, the ppl answer me like they wan to quickly put down the phone or something. Damn you lady boss! If this is so easy, you do it yourself already la. Why pass to me??
Pls God...5 more days.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Huan Huan wtf.
Aiya, destined oredi my fav colour is red. I added the Facebook application 'Olympic Mascot' and the result is Huan Huan!!! She/He is the big brother summore.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
I dun know how to use my Ipod *cries*
I did managed to sync 12 South Park episodes on to Ipod la. And 14 songs.
I read somewhere once you register your Ipod to a PC, you cannot use other PC anymore. How??? I registered using my office PC orh. There are lotsa songs in my home's PC that I still want to sync. And that if I want to sync, I have to re-register using my home PC and all the songs and videos previously stored in Ipod will be wiped off. Wut da fark???
*wails................................................*
Org bodoh..got canggih player in your hands but dunno how to use...
I read somewhere once you register your Ipod to a PC, you cannot use other PC anymore. How??? I registered using my office PC orh. There are lotsa songs in my home's PC that I still want to sync. And that if I want to sync, I have to re-register using my home PC and all the songs and videos previously stored in Ipod will be wiped off. Wut da fark???
*wails................................................*
Org bodoh..got canggih player in your hands but dunno how to use...
"This Sunday pergi mana?"
There's this Indian guy, S, who never fails to ask me the same question as weekends approaches.
"This Sunday pergi mana?"
I am not discriminating against Indians or what k. Just that he is very annoying! Isit becoz he's Shim's sole salesman he thinks he's all that? There are many Indians, Filipinos and Indon in the workshop but they never bother me like he did. They are friendly not pushy. S always like to ask all the ladies in the office to have lunch with him. Many times I tried to come up with excuses to avoid it but he did made me go a few times. Fuck.
"This Sunday pergi mana?"
Pergi mana? Saya beritahu kau. Saya pergi mati pun, saya tidak mahu keluar dengan kau. Jangan tanya saya kalau saya mahu pergi ke Labuan, Miri dan Bandar. Tengok muka saya. Ada ia nampak mcm mau pergi ke Labuan dan Miri? Aku lebih rela tidur dan makan di rumah pun tidak mahu pergi ke mana mana dengan kau. Kalau boleh, saya juga tidak mahu makan tengah hari dengan kau. Nanti orang lain ingat saya tidak mampu bayar untuk makanan sendiri.
Bangun la... Bila org menolak ajakan kamu beberapa kali, ertinya dia tidak minat ok. Tidak faham ka??
Kalau saya suka berkawan sama kau, tidak perlu kau beli apa apa untuk aku. Saya sendiri akan beli barang/ belanja makan untuk kau.
Don't tell me I'm mean coz he is just trying to be nice......................................Just that........
Fine, I don't want to explain anymore. Those ppl who have been in my position will know la!
Edit: Muahahahah! Turns out I'm not mean. The other girl who works here thinks he's annoying as well. Oh and the ppl working in the workshops are not only friendly but so funny as well! The Filipinos tried to imitate the Indians talking and the Indons imitate the Filipinos talking. LOL!
"This Sunday pergi mana?"
I am not discriminating against Indians or what k. Just that he is very annoying! Isit becoz he's Shim's sole salesman he thinks he's all that? There are many Indians, Filipinos and Indon in the workshop but they never bother me like he did. They are friendly not pushy. S always like to ask all the ladies in the office to have lunch with him. Many times I tried to come up with excuses to avoid it but he did made me go a few times. Fuck.
"This Sunday pergi mana?"
Pergi mana? Saya beritahu kau. Saya pergi mati pun, saya tidak mahu keluar dengan kau. Jangan tanya saya kalau saya mahu pergi ke Labuan, Miri dan Bandar. Tengok muka saya. Ada ia nampak mcm mau pergi ke Labuan dan Miri? Aku lebih rela tidur dan makan di rumah pun tidak mahu pergi ke mana mana dengan kau. Kalau boleh, saya juga tidak mahu makan tengah hari dengan kau. Nanti orang lain ingat saya tidak mampu bayar untuk makanan sendiri.
Bangun la... Bila org menolak ajakan kamu beberapa kali, ertinya dia tidak minat ok. Tidak faham ka??
Kalau saya suka berkawan sama kau, tidak perlu kau beli apa apa untuk aku. Saya sendiri akan beli barang/ belanja makan untuk kau.
Don't tell me I'm mean coz he is just trying to be nice......................................Just that........
Fine, I don't want to explain anymore. Those ppl who have been in my position will know la!
Edit: Muahahahah! Turns out I'm not mean. The other girl who works here thinks he's annoying as well. Oh and the ppl working in the workshops are not only friendly but so funny as well! The Filipinos tried to imitate the Indians talking and the Indons imitate the Filipinos talking. LOL!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Scary dream.
My dream last night was like a collection of bad Malaysian horror stories played in a slideshow.
Ohh my my.
It started with me going back to school (SMSA) to take a Business Studies exam. I was like 'that's weird. i dun take business studies also'. Then Josh actually said 'never mind la. business studies just need to write some crap and can sure pass oredi one'.
Just as I was abt to enter the exam hall, the teacher stopped me and said I am not allowed to take the test. And then Josh was like 'hahahaaa. just kidding!'. -_____-"
The scene changes to me walking to the carpark and all of a sudden, Wong Teck Sion and I were sitting in the car's backseat while Tzen and Chia Kok Hau sat in the front. We were talking as if we are super best friends for-evaaaaa.....We drove around the carpark and bumped into Norhayati. She entered the car. Another super best fren for-evaaaa....
We drove to a house. All of us got off. We entered the house and saw Maya Karin(from Channel V) with her mum. I look around. The rest of them are gone now and standing beside me is ChongJiaXin.
There are a gazillion portraits hanging on the wall. From celebrities like Lindsay Lohan to ancient Chinese emperors to someother unknowns. It was downright creepy! We walked thru many hallways and so many corners. Suddenly, we just freaked out and started to run back.
The thing is I was SO slow. Imagine me doing the jogging motion but with normal walking speed. I was that slow. JiaXin was super fast like Speedy Gonzales zoom zoom! However, I knew my way back. I knew which corner to take, which side of the hallway is the right exit and JiaXin seems oblivious to all these things. Each time, she goes the wrong way I'll overtake her for a while then she'll find me and sped past me.
This continues on for a while until we almost reach the exit. Maya Karin and her mum are no where in sight. Just as we are abt to grab the door handle, something attacked one of us from behind. It was Maya Karin's head! With her intestines hanging from the neck. And her head is green. T______________________________T
I am not sure which one of us got attacked but I have a feeling it's me coz I'm so slow. -_-"
Then the scene changes to some old Western cowboy town. I saw 4 greasy old cowboys surrounding 2 young girls. Then you know la....They raped them! And peed on them wtf. -___-"
Dunno if the cowboys' pee is acid or not coz the girls actually melted into the ground and disappeared!
Aiya Lesley Joan Woon Wenfei, why you owez have these kind of X-rated stupid horrendous dreams??!!
Edit: OK! I confirm never gonna buy anything else from QQeStore. Now they call me and say 'maybe arrive tomorrow'. Ya, 'maybe' I oso want to write a letter to BB to complain!!
Ohh my my.
It started with me going back to school (SMSA) to take a Business Studies exam. I was like 'that's weird. i dun take business studies also'. Then Josh actually said 'never mind la. business studies just need to write some crap and can sure pass oredi one'.
Just as I was abt to enter the exam hall, the teacher stopped me and said I am not allowed to take the test. And then Josh was like 'hahahaaa. just kidding!'. -_____-"
The scene changes to me walking to the carpark and all of a sudden, Wong Teck Sion and I were sitting in the car's backseat while Tzen and Chia Kok Hau sat in the front. We were talking as if we are super best friends for-evaaaaa.....We drove around the carpark and bumped into Norhayati. She entered the car. Another super best fren for-evaaaa....
We drove to a house. All of us got off. We entered the house and saw Maya Karin(from Channel V) with her mum. I look around. The rest of them are gone now and standing beside me is ChongJiaXin.
There are a gazillion portraits hanging on the wall. From celebrities like Lindsay Lohan to ancient Chinese emperors to someother unknowns. It was downright creepy! We walked thru many hallways and so many corners. Suddenly, we just freaked out and started to run back.
The thing is I was SO slow. Imagine me doing the jogging motion but with normal walking speed. I was that slow. JiaXin was super fast like Speedy Gonzales zoom zoom! However, I knew my way back. I knew which corner to take, which side of the hallway is the right exit and JiaXin seems oblivious to all these things. Each time, she goes the wrong way I'll overtake her for a while then she'll find me and sped past me.
This continues on for a while until we almost reach the exit. Maya Karin and her mum are no where in sight. Just as we are abt to grab the door handle, something attacked one of us from behind. It was Maya Karin's head! With her intestines hanging from the neck. And her head is green. T______________________________T
I am not sure which one of us got attacked but I have a feeling it's me coz I'm so slow. -_-"
Then the scene changes to some old Western cowboy town. I saw 4 greasy old cowboys surrounding 2 young girls. Then you know la....They raped them! And peed on them wtf. -___-"
Dunno if the cowboys' pee is acid or not coz the girls actually melted into the ground and disappeared!
Aiya Lesley Joan Woon Wenfei, why you owez have these kind of X-rated stupid horrendous dreams??!!
Edit: OK! I confirm never gonna buy anything else from QQeStore. Now they call me and say 'maybe arrive tomorrow'. Ya, 'maybe' I oso want to write a letter to BB to complain!!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Today, we are here to mourn the loss of dear Zen V Plus.
Fuck. The moment I managed to get my hands on some really good songs, Zen decided to die on me!!
It happened before but I was able to press reset and voila! Back to normal. Not this time.
T______________________________T
Then I think to myself maybe this is a sign from God that I shud get a Ipod Nano wtf.
Don't tell me I can get Zen repaired here or send back to Singapore. Hell no. (actually i oso want to get an Ipod ba)
I wanted to die without my mp3.
I was so bored. Now there are only 2 Astro gold cards coz splitters are banned stupid astro ppl.
Last Sun, I went up to Bandar to look for Nano but.....
Bad > Don't you realise that everytime you need something, you just can't find it? But when you don't need it, it is just everywhere in front of you.
Worse > I bought a 4GB memory card for $88 at Wetszone and the DVD store 2 steps behind it sells the same card for $78. T________________________T
Worst > I found out that very same shop sells the same red PSP Slim i bought from QQ for $428 and it comes free with a 4GB memory card!!! T_____________T
I hate you QQeStore!!
I know you'll say dun hate QQ, hate yourself coz you are stupid and buy things on impulse.
So yesterday, I quickly called up QQeStore agn to see if they have any Ipod in stock. But I can only buy the 4GB Nano coz I am too poor liau. T_____________________T
They did and I quickly banked in the money to their account. So my PSP and Nano will arrive today.
I am very very very annoyed that I paid an extra 100 bucks for the PSP which I could have use to buy a 8GB Nano then I can choose colours. Apparently, to Apple, those ppl who are rich enough to buy a 4GB only are not entitled to have colours and shud stick to the boring silver.
Fark kiu la.
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Now I know only very rich ppl or very stupid ppl will pay 75 dollars to buy per game. Normal ppl download the games from Internet. Ahhhh..
Any way, I joined this PSP Blender site which offers every games you can download for US$37. I am thinking of paying it straight away so I can start downloading them.
Then the DVD store behind Wetszone allows ppl to download the games at a price of 10 bucks for 3 games. I dun want to make the same mistakes agn. Damnit.
Edit: That's it!! I am never going to get anything from QQeStore anymore! Initially, the goods will arrive on Monday. Then they say Tues. And now they tell me it will only arrive in KB tomorrow.
It happened before but I was able to press reset and voila! Back to normal. Not this time.
T______________________________T
Then I think to myself maybe this is a sign from God that I shud get a Ipod Nano wtf.
Don't tell me I can get Zen repaired here or send back to Singapore. Hell no. (actually i oso want to get an Ipod ba)
I wanted to die without my mp3.
I was so bored. Now there are only 2 Astro gold cards coz splitters are banned stupid astro ppl.
Last Sun, I went up to Bandar to look for Nano but.....
Bad > Don't you realise that everytime you need something, you just can't find it? But when you don't need it, it is just everywhere in front of you.
Worse > I bought a 4GB memory card for $88 at Wetszone and the DVD store 2 steps behind it sells the same card for $78. T________________________T
Worst > I found out that very same shop sells the same red PSP Slim i bought from QQ for $428 and it comes free with a 4GB memory card!!! T_____________T
I hate you QQeStore!!
I know you'll say dun hate QQ, hate yourself coz you are stupid and buy things on impulse.
So yesterday, I quickly called up QQeStore agn to see if they have any Ipod in stock. But I can only buy the 4GB Nano coz I am too poor liau. T_____________________T
They did and I quickly banked in the money to their account. So my PSP and Nano will arrive today.
I am very very very annoyed that I paid an extra 100 bucks for the PSP which I could have use to buy a 8GB Nano then I can choose colours. Apparently, to Apple, those ppl who are rich enough to buy a 4GB only are not entitled to have colours and shud stick to the boring silver.
Fark kiu la.
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Now I know only very rich ppl or very stupid ppl will pay 75 dollars to buy per game. Normal ppl download the games from Internet. Ahhhh..
Any way, I joined this PSP Blender site which offers every games you can download for US$37. I am thinking of paying it straight away so I can start downloading them.
Then the DVD store behind Wetszone allows ppl to download the games at a price of 10 bucks for 3 games. I dun want to make the same mistakes agn. Damnit.
Edit: That's it!! I am never going to get anything from QQeStore anymore! Initially, the goods will arrive on Monday. Then they say Tues. And now they tell me it will only arrive in KB tomorrow.
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