I have finished Season 2 and 3.

In season 2, Bette and Tina broke up and Tina hooked up with this woman, Helena. They ahem ahem in the pool while Tina is 6 months pregnant. My sis asked me, "Che, if pregnant still can ahem ahem meh???". I said, "Of coz la....!". Paloi....

Bette is having really hard time with her work and her dad died at the season finale.

Dana finally comes out of the closet and she got engaged to this really frightening woman named Tonya (just a kay-lei-fei). You know those kind of women with huge eyes, ties their hair into a high bun and they always look so excited abt one thing or another. Dana and Tonya almost got married.

While Alice is fighting her feelings for Dana. In the end she confesses to Dana and they got together.

Jenny and Shane became really good frens because they are house mates. They found another roommate. He is Mark, a straight guy. He is doing a documentary on the lesbian world and secretly installed video cameras around the house i.e in Shane and Jenny's bedrooms and everywhere la. Mark ended up being kinda obsessed with Shane. Jenny and Shane flipped when they found out abt it.

Carmen and Shane ahem ahem in the recording studio after they first met. However because Shane ''doesn't do relationship'', she kept pushing Carmen away to Jenny. But Carmen was persistent and Shane finally says 'I love you' to Carmen while they were ahem ahem-ing in the bed. Ahh...Shane finally has a gf.

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In season 3, things between Bette and Tina get ugly. Bette wants sole custody of their daughter, Angelica. Tina returns to hetero-ville when she started dating Henry.

Dana and Alice broke up. Dana and Lara got together. Dana got breast cancer and died. So sad..

Jenny met a girl named Moira and they started dating. Moira is just a selfish ridiculous bitch. She wants to change herself into a man. Starts to take testosterone and is saving up to potong her tits. And she changed her name to Max. Initially Jenny was supportive of what Moira was doing. But Jenny is a lesbian. She can't fall for Max becoz Max is a guy.

You see. This is the thing I don't understand abt some lesbians desire to be a man. If she becomes a man, then it would defeat the purpose of being a lesbian rite?? If I were to become lesbian, I'll fall for butch lesbians something like Shane but I wouldnt mind that her inside is woman. Whether or not I'll have feelings for femme lesbians I dunno. Rite now, I am just bi-curious.

This is Moira/Max.
Reminds me of Zac Efron le....

After Dana's death, it leads Shane to think abt the ones that she loves most so she asked Carmen to marry her. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! However, she fucked it up by not showing up at the wedding and went to Cherie's house for a night of drug and sex instead. Cherie is the horny middle-aged woman.

Why? Why? Why? They would have been the most gorgeous-est couple in lesbian-dom.

I'm on Season 4 now. Think I'll be done after New Year.

Happy New Year everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Season 1- done!

So much ahem ahem la....It was fun watching the girl-girl sex scenes. But I am not a perv yo.....
Shane got her heart broken by a rich middle aged woman with a high libido. Boohoo...

Anyways, one of the main characters in Ugly Betty is in the L word too. He plays Daniel in Ugly Betty. He plays Tim in the L word. My sis and I call him the Ugly Betty boy.

He's the ex bf of Jenny, a straight turned lesbo. He was so furious when he walked in on Jenny while Marina(one member of the L word clique) was eating her out. Wow....

They broke up but he still constantly goes to Jenny for midnight booty calls. Asshole.
And Jenny is an idiot for letting him do that. I was very digusted by the Jenny-Tim sex scenes maybe coz of the storyline. Jenny is prolly the most fucked up lesbo I have ever seen on TV.

Alice is so funny. She is a bisexual trying to be straight when she can't get any with the girls. And she dated a lesbian-identified man named Lisa. It means he feels he's a woman trapped inside a man's body and only dates woman. Which is just...pointless coz technically that would make him straight.

Dana is a lesbian hiding in the closet who eventually comes out. And is embarassed because she had an orgasm while having sex.


Bette and Tina are like this impossibly happy couple who have been together for 7 yrs. And I think it's like 70 yrs for lesbians so all their friends reli admire how they can keep it together for so long. TiBette are trying to start a family. But anyhow, Tina got pregnant thru IVF. And Bette cheated on Tina with another woman. Aiyo......


Now I am halfway thru season 2 already. New characters! Helena, a rich woman who has the hots for a pregnant Tina. And a sexay hot Latina for Shane!!!!!! Here's a picture of them.


So hot rite!!! I am so in love with this couple! Their romance is gonna get hotter. *pengsan-s*

I am so in love....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I fell in love with Shane.


Shane is so hot!


Everything abt Shane sets me on fire!!


I want Shane to do me first before anyone else, muahahahaha..........


And Shane is a fucking woman.


She is a character on the 'L word'. Which I am so addicted to rite now!

For some ppl it might qualify as soft porn oredi but I dun think so. It's just a normal drama series with lesbian sex scenes that's all. Some might get 'high' by watching two girls get it on but trust me, once you have seen it a couple of times, it just look normal.

Anyways back to Shane. Her real name is Katherine Moennig. She plays a real heartbreaker. Having slept with so many girls and having a different girl every night.

I bought the first season on last Sunday. Saw the first 4 episodes and was hooked! Quickly went to Bandar agn yesterday and got the remaining 3 seasons. I think season 5 is coming soon. *excited gao gao*

Now, my evenings are for the L word only.

So girls, go watch the L word now! You won't be bored! Trust me!

I bought the Levi's Jeans!

Coz the promoter is so handsome! So charming lagi tu..(of coz la, he wants me to buy his jeans ba)

He helped me measure my leg's actual length and brought it to the shop for cutting. Aiya..no wonder I buy from him la. Hehe.......

I had a really happy Christmas coz I went shopping and got a good deal of things.

Things I paid by myself:
- Levi's Jeans (99 bucks)
- White vest (25 bucks)
- Grey checkered pants (30 bucks)
- Face Shop Gold eyeliner and damn gao gorgeous deep purple shimmery nail polish (12 bucks)
- 3 seasons of 'The L Word' (24 dollars, pirated one la of coz)

Total damage: $190.00

Wah....I damn pokai!

Things my mum paid:
- 2 skirts (24 bucks oni!!! So cheap rite!! So good in finding bargains)
- 1 red top (24 bucks)

Total damage: $48.00

Why like that one??? She pay for the cheap things oni one.....
Now I have a total of 2 skirts, 1 pants, 1 jeans, 3 tops for CNY. BUT!!!!
Where got enuf??? I am thinking of getting at least 4 to 5 tops more and 2 more pants. Coz when you buy the clothes you find them oh-so-gorgeous but on CNY day itself, you can't find anything decent to wear. Cibai..!!!

And ohh..a navy blue long tube top to go with my white vest.

So things to get now: bra, panties, bag, wallet and SHOES!!!!!!

And you know what?? I think my boobies shrunk in size oredi!! HAHAHAHAHAH.............
Due to the lao-sai-ing and puking. My sis say "How come your baju got extra cloth one? Esp at the chest area?"......... -.-"

My 'auntie' is so punctual.

Right on time and just in time for Christmas!

Have a blardy Christmas everyone!!!



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My Swedish massage is apparently so effective that all my body's toxins are rushing to escape.

I found a huge zit right on my chin this morning.

Some ppl think go to spa NO NEED appointment one...

Boys....Pfft!
We decided to go Bandar agn but this time we intend to go spa-ing and shopping together.

Seeing that I have not gotten a SINGLE piece of item for CNY yet and it's already the end of Dec (I know, where got like that one??), I went jeans-hunting. After trying so many pieces, I finally found two which fits me and not make me look like Taiwan Lady's bak-chang.
One piece is from Levi cost $99.50 and the other is from Giordano which cost $53.90. Which one to get le..? I think I'll get both.. :)

Then he went to like a million sports shops just to get his badminton bag with his name on it.
After he got the bag, we finally make our way to Zen Spa.
Just to find out that all the masseuers are fully booked. *cringes*
And last night, I still msged him and asked if we need to make an appointment. He said, "NO NEED!!!!!!". Pandai ma this kind of ppl...*rolls eyes*

So we look for another spa lor! He brought me to this Orchid Garden Hotel where Amanha Spa is located. I almost fainted when I saw the price. 60 bucks for 1 hour massage! You want me to pay?? Wait long long la...! After thinking it over for like the longest time ( i.e. 5 minutes), I still don't want. Since I dun want, he also dun want la.

I suggested going to The Spa Zone at The Mall.

" It's definitely going to be much cheaper la."
" It better be. Or else, I'll beat you into a pulp!"
" Fine!"

And as it turns out, I was right! As always la....*smirks*
But problem, there is only one masseuer. The other one is on leave. Paloi...He let me go for the massage and he opt for pedicure instead. My massage was 30 bucks for 35 minutes but it costs only 60 bucks for a 1 1/2 hours massage le..However, we were rushing so I choose 35 minutes oni lor...

We both still want to go to Zen Spa coz all the packages are really attractive and worth it. Besides I have the HeadStart card so I have 20% off!!!!

And on our way back home, our topic of conversation was very interesting.......*giggles*

*Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!*

I dun laugh at ppl who puke le....

For the past few days, if I am not puking then I am lao-sai-ing. I can lao sai 10 times in a span of 6 hours.

And once I take in something, I'll feel like puking. It's not like I stuffed my face with burgers, pizza and char kuey tiaw. I didn't take anything last night. And this morning, I bought the sandwich from Jee Juan. One piece only and two gulps of water. After that, I feel like puking agn. So 'suffer' arh........

One time, I couldn't stand the feeling anymore so I stuck my fingers down my throat and BLARH................!!!!!!!!!
Now I know how a bullimic does her job everyday.

I am so scared of taking food in now..(kononnya) coz I absolutely hate the 'want-to-puke' feeling. If this continue until next week, I will go to see a doctor agn.

P/S: You might think I'm bragging abt my ability to lao sai 10 times in 6 hours but I'm not.