Thursday, June 14, 2007

Random jokes from 'a book'

I've got a head I can't think with.
An eye I can't see out of.
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.
My closest neighbour is an arsehole.
My owner beats me repeatedly.
And I have to wear this rubber suit.
And throw up all over myself.

It ain't easy being a dick.

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