I hate it when it rains.

This morning, on my way to work, it rained heavily.

And I have no umbrella. Why didn't I bring my um-be-re-lla ella ella ella????

As I was rushing to the shelter, I stepped into a puddle of water and ruined my shoes. Hmph...But it gives me more the reasons to shop for a new pair of shoes. Hehe....
Been wearing heels for the past 2 or 3 months. I want to wear flats now.

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Tonight is the Kwong Wai Siew's dinner thing, i think. My bro and I have to go. So lazy to go also..coz I bet my prize money is less than a measly 50 bucks. I didnt get a single A. How much can I expect to get? Stand on stage with all those students who get 5As one, I also feel paiseh arh...So hot somemore....Aiyaiyaiyai....

Can I stay at home, pls???

Is it just me or...

do some Gurkha guys look hot?

DUN give me that look wei.....

I went to Naafi in the Gurkha residential area and saw a few tall and mata sepet-ed Gurkha guys!! Haha...I have a weakness for small and sepet eyes like Rain.

Their body so fit summore...*drools*

*drools *

*drools*

*drowns in my own pool of saliva*

Byebye..(part 3)

UKScholarZhaoRen..So sad...It's gonna be boring without you. You must take care and ahem, dun forget my peach jelly arh. Haha.....

My blog is like dedicated to everyone who's leaving. And I'm the only one staying for such a long time. *sulks*

P/S: Hey Zhao Ren, you see? My first post and 'almost' last post of August are dedicated to you one le..Bangga??

Today...

I decided to be extra lazy and came in to work at around 8.20am.

My male boss, Mr.Tan usually doesn't come in until 9am++. But today, he decided to be early and saw me enter the office at only 8.20am.

Sigh...why do these things always happen to me?

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We had dinner in Excapade last night. I booked the room oredi at 8.30pm but when I called to confirm agn at 8pm, they told me they gave the room to someone else!! Tamade....Shit! Saying that one of the waitress made a mistake. WTH...
And they gave us 2 tables instead.
My sis and I were more into looking at guys than eating. Hehe...
The sushi chef and 2 of the waiters are hot!!!
There was a guy who was reli good-looking as well. He's just a customer though...


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My cousin and her 2 frens, Diana and Grace stayed overnight at my aunt's house. My mum ordered me to stay overnight with them.

And my couz, Hamchipeng told me that the 3 of them are going to join a singing competition in Curtin!!

Before she tell me what song they are doing, I have a feeling it is going to be......S.H.E's song.
And of course, I turn out to be CORRECT...ting, ting,ting,ting,ting...!!!!
The power of a woman's intuition. Thank God I am a woman...

So last night, they were practicing their singing. Hamchipeng wants to know what I think of it.
Well, they are fine. As long as they dun shatter any glass then shud be OK lar....
And *pats my own head* for being able to listen to SHE's songs for soooooooo many times. I usually dun.

Anyways....I'm goin to Miri later to go shopping!!

My wallet is beri thick..

Not because I have a lot of money.

It's because of all the receipts I have.

For the past 2 months, my expenditure has totalled up to $417.20. Excluding the rest of the receipts which I have thrown away.

I need to stop....otherwise I'll be bankrupt. *slaps hand*

All talk, no action

Is what I seem to be doing rite now. Wanting to quit my job, getting a tattoo and bla bla.

Well, I'm not all talk no action wokay!! I did send in my resume to one shop oredi and waiting for the right time to send in another.




To someone(if you're reading this): I'm so sorry okay. It's not that I don't like you but it's kinda hard for me to accept this suddenly. And you're so far away. I don't think it's wise to start anything right now. In addition, I dont wan to feel like a paedophile. O_o

My obsession with tattoos..

I'm seriously thinking about getting a tattoo.
I have been going thru many many tattoo pics on different websites. And have come across a few that I like.

But of course, I won't be getting it any time soon. Prolly in about 6-12 months time. It'll give me time to find the perfect tattoo. I need to make sure I am not going to regret my choice.

And I'll be getting it on my lower back, of course. Where else?
A true 'tramp stamp'..Haha..

Byebye(part 2)...

GentleViv..!! God..I'm gonna miss you soo much!

All the best to you in USA...Hope to drink, opps, have fun in your house again.

Hehe!

My trip to the dentist

I finally took the time to go to the dentist in Panaga Hospital(because my gum is hurting like really bad). Dunno why..but Panaga Hospital just reminds me of mental health institutions. Like I can sooo imagine bumping into a guy with his hands wrapped around his body and with a blank look on his face. And another one banging his head on the wall just by the corner. Weird...

Anyways, back to my dentist. Doctor Sherry. Even her name sound so alcoholic already.....

As usual, she told me I took good care of my teeth and it's all fine and bla bla bla....(Op cos la..)
She told me not to worry about the 2 wisdom teeth growing out. And asked me to proceed to the X-ray room.

The nurse told me to remove my cheapo $2.90 steel earrings.
Why ha? Can the physics students tell me? Will it be torn from my earlobes?*ouch..*
When the whole X-ray machine thingy was scanning round my head, it shook a bit and made a loud screech. I was so scared the whole thing was gonna explode in my face! But...dun hab la...

Doctor Sherry gave me a transparent toothpaste which taste like shit. Urghh.....She said it contains a whole lot more fluoride than ordinary toothpaste and will help to protect me from any gum infection. Wahseh....so 'geng' meh?

I tot fluoride is supposed to taste like the spearmint candy..no meh?? And my super 'geng' toothpaste tasted like poison. I dunno if I'm supposed to use the super 'geng' toothpaste oni or shud I use the ordinary toothpaste before that.

Anyways, I had Thai food for dinner last night with lotsa chilli....Went home and brushed using the super 'geng' toothpaste only. Woke up today with chilli breath. -.-"
CB.....So from now on, I have to brush two times twice a day. It better make my teeth guminfection-free and *sparkling white*........Pling pling!!


Fun fact about me: I hate to drink non-cold dairy products like milk. Actually in Brunei, I hate to drink anything that's not cold.

Byebye...

Damian!! Your flight shud have taken off by this time. Be safe boy!

Will miss ya lots! And don't you even start teasing me on anything, AnakMuridPierre...

Sat's party

Last Sat nite was kinda like GentleViv's farewell party. As usual we all had fun (we always have fun in viv's house) and the best part was my dad let me stayed overnite at JXakaSharon's house!! Thanks for taking care of me when I was passed out cold!! Love ya girl, muahz!!!

The guys looking at JianLiang's girlpren in the bikini.

GentleViv, YeeTzen, Me, JXakaSharon

HappyJosh and Me

The girl in the dark blue shirt is Wen-J. Sumthin like that. So tall man...

I feel so left out lo....every other girl inside this pic got scholarships and are in uni oredi. Oni me working..:(

Me and PrettyYunn.

Me, Sandy(physics set 3 escape partner), YeeTzen. And AlcoholicGavin at the back.

JiaWei's head kacau ba..

Eddie so serious looking at JianLiang's girlpren in the bikini.

We all look kinda retarded in this pic. Heheh..

AaronLo is sibeh serious when it comes to alcohol arh...Him preparing the Absinth. JXakaSharon looked blur blur oredi...

And me drinking the Absinth rite after JXakaSharon's turn.

WTH is the guy at the back looking at???

As some people may already know, I like alcohol. So few hours later, I was beri beri beri tipsy and started arguing with AlcoholicGavin in Hokkien.

So damn pandai....

Rain, rain, go away....

Come again another day...
Rain, rain, go away...
Pls just don't get in my way...

It's been raining quite heavily these few days. Ever since the Country Head decided to pay good ol' KB a visit. WTF...
The weather is oso very kuai-lan one le....
Morning dun rain, night dun rain. Oni it is almost 5pm then start to rain. Cilakak...!!!
You noe 5pm is my exercise time ma...Why dun you rain at 2pm or 3pm? Why have to be at 5pm? Purposely one ha???!!!!

I oni have one song to describe this.

"Why does it always rain on me?"

Well, my boss did kinda say yes

" I would be more than willing to help you if I could. But the problem is I have someone else's name acting as my guarantor for my business so it is impossible for me to be your guarantor."


It's ok. I'll find some other way. Tick tock tick tock.....

I hope

my boss will say yes.

Pls say yes! Pls, pls, pls............................


I also realise that my number of posts per day has decreased to just 1 per day. Cannot help it ba...Got more important things I need to take care of first. But I promise the usual crap talking and supposedly 'funny' me will return soon. *lock pinky finger with you*

>.- (suppose to look like winking one but cacat oso la)

Lousy fireworks

Went to Bandar on the 15th July just to celebrate his Majesty's bday for him. See.....we are such good rakyat/orang/malaysian-tapi-holding-PR-only. My mum wanted to see the fireworks. I wasn't very particular abt seeing it but if it's nice then I'll see it.

Wahlan...WTF? Boom...(10 secs later) another boom. (10 secs later) another boom. Shizzo....The worst fireworks I have seen in my whole life. It was so boring I found myself staring at the longkang instead hoping to catch some live mating between longkang animals.

After a while, I asked for the car keys and went back to the car. Switched on my mp3 and waited for them to come back.

Dear Country Head, although it was some lousy shitass fireworks back there, I still wanna wish you happy belated birthday and thanks for your guidance. Hope your 'ngong' son will never ascend the throne. His only achievement in his whole life is getting Sarah to be his wife. Man sui man sui man man sui....!!!(something lyk tat lar..)

July is such a sad month...

So many people are leaving in July...Lemme count.

1,2,3.......6!

OMG....My uncle and his family are leaving today. My granmama as well. Then Tiger and Serene. Then Qin and SY. Shucks.....

I need to put my plans into actions rite now! First to the bank, then a face-to-face 'discussion' with my boss, and another one with Superman. Hopefully I'll be on my way to Sydney by the early Sept.

Why like tat one orh??

Overall, Harry potter was just ok. Didn't live up to the hype.

Bad:
1) Many Harry's emo moments.
2) The fighting scene lacked the 'oomph' or 'X' factor. Nothing special. Esp the fight between Voldemort and Dumbledore and Harry. It felt like Voldemort gave up after a while. He could have finished off Harry with a snap but dunno why he didn't. And in one scene, Dumbledore and Voldemort were engaged in a 'water-versus-fire-coming-out-from-palms-Dragonball-style' fight, for a second it looks like Dumbledore wasn't paying attention and was looking somewhere else instead.
3) The centaurs shrink in size ha? Looks so small and wussy one. The one in the first or second movie was so macho man.....(with the YMCA song in background.)
BuffyRicky said maybe it was because in the first movie, Harry was still short so that's why the centaurs looked big.
4) Nymphadora or Tonks(correct?) wasn't what I imagined her to be. I actually pictured her to look something like mannequins in shopping malls. Not the pretty ones but the ones which looks like as if they are laughing out loud and has short spiky hair.
5) The kiss, of coz. There is absolute zilt chemistry. I don't need to be Ancelm or Roland to give them a big fat juicy F for chem.
6) The way Sirius died. So fast lar...At least make it longer or more dramatic ma. Was fighting with so much style but a side shot from Bellatrix killed him and he just got sucked into the port/cloudy door/whatever shizz.
7) The Patronus spell looks like a lil fart some Japanese cartoon characters lets out. Nothing at all like the one he conjured in Prisoner of Azkaban which managed to ward off hundreds of Dementors.

Good:
1) I really like the fact that this time Harry has his frens who can fight with him as well. I mean it's not all about him anymore. Pretty cool to have a group of frens to help you.
2) "Dumbledore got style...". Couldn't have been anymore right. The way he escapes oso got like the cheerleading moves summore.
3) The Weasley twins rocks! They are super funny le...Hogwarts would be boring without them next year.
4) The flying scene where Harry, Moody, Tonks and someother were flying around in London(?). They flew past this super nice building (i dunno wat issit). The background music was so..semangat-giving. Made me feel like I was on a broom flying with them. Hehe....
5) I also like the way Ron stands up for Harry. U're the man, Ron Weasley.

So..that's all. Go watch it. And I oso need to point out that this review is coming from someone who read the book 2years ago half-heartedly.
In my opinion, people still go to watch the movie although they have read the book just to see if the characters and situations turns out to be the way they pictured it to. At least that's what I do.

Anyways, back to bitching. I cannot even stress how good Tiger is at planning trips and managing his time. He told me he'll be in Bandar early so can't bring us. Fine. So BuffyRicky will bring us instead. I told Tiger tat BuffyRicky needs to pick us up at around 10.30am or so. He says ok. Come yesterday, GentleViv and I were waiting for BuffyRicky at her house. 11 plus oredi still no sign. Called him and turns out he didn't know what time he's gonna pick us up. (Cold sweat...). And Tiger is at his house(more cold sweat).

Me thinks his Bandar trip didn't make it(must be..).

12plus then only then we leave for Bandar. Have to rush to the Mall to get the tix le. Tiger and Anthony still has time to sit down and eat summore arh...I seriously want to tampar him liau.
And for the jeans that he was wearing yesterday too. I would have burned it long time ago.

We went to Fleur-De-Lys for afternoon high tea with TalkCockIkmal. The sandwiches there are nice. I shud have order the sandwiches instead of the mushroom quiches. I felt super queasy after eating it. Maybe it was the ice mocha I had as well. Good place. I definitely want to go back there agn.

On the way home, I told BuffyRicky to drop me off at I-Lotus. We missed the junction into I-Lotus and drive all the way to look for a U-turn and ended up on our way to Muara....-.-"
Made an illegal U-turn and finally found it.
It's ok, Ricky. At least now, you'll remember the way to I-Lotus FOREVER.

Had dinner there. The happiest moment was this conversation I had with my 12-yr-old cousinf from Canada.

"You're tall for a 12-yr-old. I'm the same height as you and I'm oredi 19."
"Really? Coz you dun look 19. You look younger.."


WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!!! Natalie, Lesley jie jie loves you so much for that. Ended the nite with Mika's 'Love Today".

Thanks!

To my frens who take the time to msg me. You cheer me up lots.

To my frens who didn't msg, thank you also. Not being sarcastic okay. Really thanks. You help a lot too.

So, went to Jolene Restaurant for dinner last night. So stuffed that I look 3 months pregnant when I dun suck in my stomach. Dayyymn...Had lotsa broccoli and I prolly spent the whole night farting in my bedroom coz that's what broccoli makes you do.

Well, the highlight of the nite would definitely be me flashing a nice smile to a waitress. Went to ask a waitress where the toilet was and flashed her my paling charming smile. Got into the toilet just to discover a strand of green green vege stuck between my front teeth. -.-"

First time to Jolene in months. The waitresses seem to be prettier than last time one. Did AaronLo pick them himself? Plus, I love that they're in cheongsam. Waitresses in cheongsam is the only way to go. This rule applies in Chinese restaurant only la.

Yesterday's dinner is still in my stomach rite now. My digestive system is so weak tat it dun deserved to be call a system. It's just a bunch of tissues making up a bag to hold my vomit. The vomit will slowly get pushed to the rectum as I eat more and more. And when the quota is achieved, that's when my body says " Hey bitch, u need to shit.". My legs will carry me to the toilet where I pang-sai. So weak can die...

Was typing this halfway when the power got cut off. La-ki-ry Blogger got autosave one. If not I oso lazy to retype everything.

Toodles~~

Lose it, gain it

Went hiking agn. Dunno why but it seems so much harder to do all the climbing and running this time. Maybe becoz I haven really work out for the whole past week. Fast forward...We finished our hiking and took a rest. Normal people would cool down by drinking mineral water and stretching.
But fat people like us do it the fat way. We eat.
OMFGWTHWTFPukimaSiauChibaiChipiet.

During hiking, I noticed that Superman was carrying a bag which I tot was filled with mineral water or towels or something more important. But it was Jollibee's hamburgers. -.-"

There were more than enough for everyone. AnntheWaterPig and I didn't want to eat becoz that would make our effort go to waste. But afraid that Superman will be angry, we shared one. *shakes head*
Superman is a good dad but he has dis annoying habit of making you eat. If not, he'll get angry. To him, food is very important. Kenot waste. Call me superficial but food will never be anywhere near the top of my priorities list. It's just something to fill your stomach and it ends up as shit in the end. Well it used to be at the top. Haha....

Anyways...went home and AnntheWaterPig and I decided to go for a walk and when we came back, Superwoman ask us to wash the Land Cruiser. What seems like a normal carwashing session turn...wet.(Stoooopid)
AnntheWaterPig who doesn't know how to handle the hose, 'eksiden-tally' sprayed me with water. So I did the same to her. In the end, she just stood there while I hosed her down. Same goes with me.
But hey...no bikinis la. We ain't no double Ds.

Sigh...all in a Sunday's work.

Update: I've just cancelled the 2 remaining tix. So it'll be just the four of us. And I changed it to Thursday at 2pm. Hmmmmmmm....................Still not bad lar.

And I might get the next wed and thurs off.

And this is sibeh funny can..